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Meagan Simmons, 'Attractive Convict,Mug Shot Meme, Says She'd do playboy
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Personally I don't think she's hot enough for playboy, maybe hustler.

















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re: Meagan Simmons, 'Attractive Convict,Mug Shot Meme, Says She'd do playboy
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Personally I don't think she's hot enough for playboy, maybe hustler.


She's a pretty good looking gal - Playboy has a history of putting famous women to move issues and draw publicity.

I agree she's not quite there for just coming off the street, but way better than many of the celebrities Playboy has featured over the years.


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re: Meagan Simmons, 'Attractive Convict,Mug Shot Meme, Says She'd do playboy
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Simmons lives in Zephyrhills, a town of 10,000 residents in central Florida, and she never imagined she'd become an instant celebrity.

Of course.


FLBooGoTigs1
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re: Meagan Simmons, 'Attractive Convict,Mug Shot Meme, Says She'd do playboy
Solitary confinement to my bedroom for her would be nice


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Solitary confinement to my bedroom for her would be nice

ZING


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Slingin Pickle
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re: Meagan Simmons, 'Attractive Convict,Mug Shot Meme, Says She'd do playboy
27 and 4 kids and unemployed


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re: Meagan Simmons, 'Attractive Convict,Mug Shot Meme, Says She'd do playboy
Zephyrhills is where all the drinking water in florida is bottled.

I actually find her mug to be the best pic of her.


Topwater Trout
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re: Meagan Simmons, 'Attractive Convict,Mug Shot Meme, Says She'd do playboy
Internet fame is going to her head. She probably used to have sex with anyone.


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FLBooGoTigs1
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re: Meagan Simmons, 'Attractive Convict,Mug Shot Meme, Says She'd do playboy
Don't sound like the marrying type.

Maybe i will just take the prison guard job then.


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re: Meagan Simmons, 'Attractive Convict,Mug Shot Meme, Says She'd do playboy
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27 and 4 kids and unemployed


I'd take the kids to boarding school and plow mom 24/7


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re: Meagan Simmons, 'Attractive Convict,Mug Shot Meme, Says She'd do playboy
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People on Twitter have even offered to pay my bills."


I'm sure she was offended at the mere mention of this


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Breesus
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re: Meagan Simmons, 'Attractive Convict,Mug Shot Meme, Says She'd do playboy
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27 and 4 kids and unemployed


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re: Meagan Simmons, 'Attractive Convict,Mug Shot Meme, Says She'd do playboy
WOULD -




eat the frick out of that sandwich.


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BeerMoney
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re: Meagan Simmons, 'Attractive Convict,Mug Shot Meme, Says She'd do playboy
You watch that video and see those arms? No way she's even Hustler material anymore.


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re: Meagan Simmons, 'Attractive Convict,Mug Shot Meme, Says She'd do playboy
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Simmons lives in Zephyrhills, a town of 10,000 residents in central Florida, and she never imagined she'd become an instant celebrity.



A celebrity? C'mon son.


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"If [Hugh Hefner] himself contacted me, I think that's a offer I couldn't refuse," she told HuffPost by text.


No shit, not very many moderately attractive, loose women would.


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Simmons is currently looking for a job as a medical assistant and doesn't have any clue if her new fame will lead to any financial offers.


Fame? C'mon son. And she's looking for some Dr to knock her up (for the 5th time, at least) and pay for those bastard kids.



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CORRECTION: An earlier version of this story quoted Simmons as saying she would do Playboy "if I somehow miraculously got breast implants and booty shots." She said her friend texted that to HuffPost and that she never said that. "It makes me look so trashy," she added. However, as noted above, she is not opposed to it if Hugh Hefner asks her personally.


Formally working at hooters, an arrest record, and being single with 4 kids isn't trashy; but implants and booty shots are. Got it.


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LSU-MNCBABY
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re: Meagan Simmons, 'Attractive Convict,Mug Shot Meme, Says She'd do playboy
You'll be amazed how hot she looks when the air brush her up


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re: Meagan Simmons, 'Attractive Convict,Mug Shot Meme, Says She'd do playboy
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You watch that video and see those arms?



She looked like a camera trick. Her head looked tiny and her arms looked massive.

She could be in a fatass magazine for fatass fatasses


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La Place Mike
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re: Meagan Simmons, 'Attractive Convict,Mug Shot Meme, Says She'd do playboy
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Personally I don't think she's hot enough for playboy, maybe hustler.
She is plenty hot enough for Playboy and probably hotter than most the girls that are featured in Playboy. If you saw some of those girls in real life you wouldn't recognize them from their photos in Playboy.


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Charlie Arglist
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re: Meagan Simmons, 'Attractive Convict,Mug Shot Meme, Says She'd do playboy
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You watch that video and see those arms? No way she's even Hustler material anymore.




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Tiger in NY
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re: Meagan Simmons, 'Attractive Convict,Mug Shot Meme, Says She'd do playboy
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but way better than many of the celebrities Playboy has featured over the years.


No shite. They had Chyna in there for pete's sake


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