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theunknownknight
| Favorite team: | LSU  |
| Location: | Baton Rouge |
| Biography: | Sordid Details |
| Interests: | Football |
| Occupation: | My Job or Profession |
| Number of Posts: | 59491 |
| Registered on: | 9/28/2005 |
| Online Status: | Not Online |
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re: There’s not much better than tending an offset smoker and drinking whiskey
Posted by theunknownknight on 7/10/25 at 6:25 pm
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I'm more of a sitting on a covered porch when it rains, sipping coffee type.
Yeah, but you’re a chick
Like Mingo
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re: There’s not much better than tending an offset smoker and drinking whiskey
Posted by theunknownknight on 7/10/25 at 6:24 pm
:rotflmao:
re: There’s not much better than tending an offset smoker and drinking whiskey
Posted by theunknownknight on 7/10/25 at 6:21 pm
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You're smoking, I'd go with beer. You'll be passed slick out by the time the foods done if you stay on whiskey.
At that point, i’ll tuck my balls in between by legs, tape them up really tight, and transfer the meat over to my pellet smoker
re: There’s not much better than tending an offset smoker and drinking whiskey
Posted by theunknownknight on 7/10/25 at 6:10 pm
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I’ll start trying to act like all the middle aged dudes who are 60 lbs overweight and on wife number 3 so I can fit around here
You keep hitting the coconut tree and a Leopard’s gonna fall out
re: SCOOP: Elon Musk is set to meet President Trump this weekend?
Posted by theunknownknight on 7/10/25 at 6:09 pm
They are going to have gay sex on Epstein’s island
re: There’s not much better than tending an offset smoker and drinking whiskey
Posted by theunknownknight on 7/10/25 at 6:06 pm
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pissed off by the next hannity fear porn segment
What are you? 70? No one listens to Granpa Munster anymore.
re: Average employee in Mexican GM plant makes $3 per hour.
Posted by theunknownknight on 7/10/25 at 6:01 pm
Exxon operators just shite their pantz
re: There’s not much better than tending an offset smoker and drinking whiskey
Posted by theunknownknight on 7/10/25 at 6:00 pm
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Sounds great bro, only thing different for me would be beer in place of the whiskey only because I don't drink hard liqueur anymore, add a Colorado gummy to the mix! Enjoy, cheers!
A man of culture :cheers:
re: There’s not much better than tending an offset smoker and drinking whiskey
Posted by theunknownknight on 7/10/25 at 5:59 pm
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Or just don’t get drunk by yourself in the middle of week like an alcoholic
I'm not by myself. I'm with your mom, naked. Staring at her butt-hole.
I guess you could say I am smoking pork-butt too.
re: There’s not much better than tending an offset smoker and drinking whiskey
Posted by theunknownknight on 7/10/25 at 5:56 pm
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Nothing like fumbling a full prime packer after the liqour takes the wheel.
I’ve done that with ribs :lol:
Pro-tip, keep a leaf-blower on standby
re: Drunk golfer fights NHL player
Posted by theunknownknight on 7/10/25 at 5:48 pm
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You should do standup with a gift like this
I try, if only to avoid bend-over
re: There’s not much better than tending an offset smoker and drinking whiskey
Posted by theunknownknight on 7/10/25 at 5:47 pm
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If you truly think there aren’t many things better than that, you really need to get out more
Have you ever flown on an airplane?
Uh yeah
You could have just said you like penis in your mouth. That would have been clearer.
re: Drunk golfer fights NHL player
Posted by theunknownknight on 7/10/25 at 5:45 pm
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I’m constantly amazed how some of you can be on the internet so much and still be days late on shite.
Still mad your gay pornos aren’t being viewed real time?
re: There’s not much better than tending an offset smoker and drinking whiskey
Posted by theunknownknight on 7/10/25 at 5:43 pm
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It’s a hundred degrees outside
you struggle to wipe your arse, bro?
Its 78 degrees plus a high-powered fan in God’s country.
re: There’s not much better than tending an offset smoker and drinking whiskey
Posted by theunknownknight on 7/10/25 at 5:39 pm
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You ever smoked a brisket... ON WEED?
Maybe. Maybe even magic shrooms too.
re: There’s not much better than tending an offset smoker and drinking whiskey
Posted by theunknownknight on 7/10/25 at 5:36 pm
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Smoking is for guys who don’t know how to use the pit
lulz
It’s the other way around queef stain
re: Candace called it and a court agrees- First “Lady” Macron
Posted by theunknownknight on 7/10/25 at 5:35 pm
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grifter
I wish this term would die. It’s the go to for MAGA seal clappers.
And I am MAGA.
re: There’s not much better than tending an offset smoker and drinking whiskey
Posted by theunknownknight on 7/10/25 at 5:34 pm
Errr buzz too strong :lol:
There’s not much better than tending an offset smoker and drinking whiskey
Posted by theunknownknight on 7/10/25 at 5:33 pm
Sitting next to a nice cool fan tending a fire, drinking whiskey while smoking brisket and tenderloin
Quit. Calm. Comfortable. The crackle of the fire, the smell of the smoke. The taste and buzz of whiskey while surfing and trolling tiger droppings. It’s the little things in life. TWSS.,
Quit. Calm. Comfortable. The crackle of the fire, the smell of the smoke. The taste and buzz of whiskey while surfing and trolling tiger droppings. It’s the little things in life. TWSS.,
re: Candace called it and a court agrees- First “Lady” Macron
Posted by theunknownknight on 7/10/25 at 5:21 pm
Candace Owens is the new Alex Jones
She is always right 2+ years before the smooth brains
She is always right 2+ years before the smooth brains
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