Favorite team:LSU 
Location:Baton Rouge
Biography:Sordid Details
Interests:Football
Occupation:My Job or Profession
Number of Posts:59491
Registered on:9/28/2005
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I'm more of a sitting on a covered porch when it rains, sipping coffee type.


Yeah, but you’re a chick
















Like Mingo
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You're smoking, I'd go with beer. You'll be passed slick out by the time the foods done if you stay on whiskey.


At that point, i’ll tuck my balls in between by legs, tape them up really tight, and transfer the meat over to my pellet smoker
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I’ll start trying to act like all the middle aged dudes who are 60 lbs overweight and on wife number 3 so I can fit around here


You keep hitting the coconut tree and a Leopard’s gonna fall out
They are going to have gay sex on Epstein’s island
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pissed off by the next hannity fear porn segment


What are you? 70? No one listens to Granpa Munster anymore.
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Sounds great bro, only thing different for me would be beer in place of the whiskey only because I don't drink hard liqueur anymore, add a Colorado gummy to the mix! Enjoy, cheers!


A man of culture :cheers:
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Or just don’t get drunk by yourself in the middle of week like an alcoholic


I'm not by myself. I'm with your mom, naked. Staring at her butt-hole.

I guess you could say I am smoking pork-butt too.
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Nothing like fumbling a full prime packer after the liqour takes the wheel.


I’ve done that with ribs :lol:

Pro-tip, keep a leaf-blower on standby
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You should do standup with a gift like this


I try, if only to avoid bend-over
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If you truly think there aren’t many things better than that, you really need to get out more

Have you ever flown on an airplane?


Uh yeah

You could have just said you like penis in your mouth. That would have been clearer.
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I’m constantly amazed how some of you can be on the internet so much and still be days late on shite.


Still mad your gay pornos aren’t being viewed real time?
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It’s a hundred degrees outside


you struggle to wipe your arse, bro?

Its 78 degrees plus a high-powered fan in God’s country.
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You ever smoked a brisket... ON WEED?


Maybe. Maybe even magic shrooms too.

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Smoking is for guys who don’t know how to use the pit

lulz

It’s the other way around queef stain
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grifter


I wish this term would die. It’s the go to for MAGA seal clappers.

And I am MAGA.
Sitting next to a nice cool fan tending a fire, drinking whiskey while smoking brisket and tenderloin

Quit. Calm. Comfortable. The crackle of the fire, the smell of the smoke. The taste and buzz of whiskey while surfing and trolling tiger droppings. It’s the little things in life. TWSS.,
Candace Owens is the new Alex Jones

She is always right 2+ years before the smooth brains