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re: Why is hospital food so awful?

Posted on 7/20/26 at 9:20 am to
Posted by Queen
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Posted on 7/20/26 at 9:20 am to
double post
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Posted by andouille
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Posted on 7/20/26 at 9:22 am to
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Symptoms chasing more symptoms. Might be time to root cause your life a smidge.



Don't judge if you don't know. We eat a healthy diet, fast food is rare, I do like the Popeye's chicken sandwich, but I have maybe 1 or 2 a year. So far most of my hospitalizations have been due to orthopedic issues.
Posted by danilo
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Posted on 7/20/26 at 9:27 am to
Hard to make good food for thousands of people
Posted by CaptainsWafer
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Posted on 7/20/26 at 9:30 am to
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All you need to know about nutritionists is hospital food.



Nutritionists are not in charge of the food, and the hospital has registered dietitians not nutritionists. And they don’t have anything to do with the food either.

If anything, they’ll come talk to you about changing your diet and educate you on what may be needed if that’s part of why you’re there. Should you need a tube feeding that’s when they may call for something specific.


Anyone can be a “nutritionist” but dietitians have to go through a masters program and be registered in Louisiana.



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I'm a foodie, a decent mel improves my morale greatly, I look forward to eating, then my soul is crushed by what on the tray.


That sounds more like a you problem than a hospital problem. Would you expect gourmet quality food at McDonald’s?
This post was edited on 7/20/26 at 9:32 am
Posted by UFFan
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Posted on 7/20/26 at 9:32 am to
Institutional food is always bad. The same reason why school food and army food is bad.

Also, prison food is bad, and jail food is even worse than prison food is.
This post was edited on 7/20/26 at 10:18 am
Posted by Obi Wan Ryobi
Member since Feb 2026
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Posted on 7/20/26 at 9:36 am to
I agree with OP. When my wife was hospitalized for a week after our 2nd kid was born our insurance paid for all the hospital meals but by day 2 I was running out and grabbing something - anything - I could find. Even something stupid like JimmyJohns was 10x better.


There’s something really depressing and crushing about terrible hospital food.
Posted by TechBullDawg
Member since May 2014
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Posted on 7/20/26 at 9:36 am to
I used to go to the cafeteria in the old HPL charity hospital in Pineville on the days they had fried catfish.
Zero semblance of healthy food but was good and cheap
Posted by Bigdawgb
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Posted on 7/20/26 at 9:40 am to
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I've spent a lot of time with family members at the Heart Hospital in Lafayette and Woman's Hospital in Baton Rouge and it absolutely amazed me seeing the amount of non-healthy foods that were served and no healthy options aside from a poached egg and fruit.


This hits home, I spent a week in the ICU after finding out I had untreated type 1 diabetes. My blood sugar was 600+ and I needed oxygen.

When I woke up, the first meal I got was lasagna with strawberry cake on the side. WTF??
Posted by Sams Crow
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Posted on 7/20/26 at 9:41 am to
You might want to check back in on Indian street food.
Posted by mattz1122
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Posted on 7/20/26 at 9:49 am to
I tore up the Methodist Hospital Med Center cafeteria when my dad was ill several years ago. Great burgers, pizza, fried fish, soup, salad bar, etc.--enough to put the visitors of patients in the hospital as well with clogged arteries.
Posted by CAD703X
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Posted on 7/20/26 at 10:00 am to
Growing up we made a special trip to eat at st Francis hospital after church on Sundays. My dad was in there a couple years ago and they were serving gumbo and it was like $3 and very tasty so I disagree

ETA and Monroe peeps can fact check me on this
This post was edited on 7/20/26 at 10:02 am
Posted by wareaglepete
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Posted on 7/20/26 at 10:02 am to
Most likely reason is cheap ingredients and no spice.
Posted by ragincajun03
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Posted on 7/20/26 at 10:06 am to
A couple decades ago, I was doing quite a bit of work in DeSoto Parish. Right before the Haynesville boom. At that time, the hospital in Mansfield was one of the better places in that town to grab lunch.
Posted by RT1941
Member since May 2007
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Posted on 7/20/26 at 10:09 am to
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I doubt nutritionists have much to do with hospital food. The bean counters drive every aspect of a hospital’s practices.
Nutritionists have everything to do with patient food in a hospital setting. They work within the cost effective/budgetary limitations of course.

Hospital nutritionists aren't serving the foods the OP wants to eat. They aren't serving salt, sugar, butter, fried foods (a Popeyes sandwich) or heavily seasoned (salted) proteins & vegetables.

Posted by wallowinit
Louisiana
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Posted on 7/20/26 at 10:11 am to
Does it make it any more healthy?
Posted by Crawdaddy
Slidell. The jewel of Louisiana
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Posted on 7/20/26 at 10:14 am to
Ochsner St Bernard ladies know how to cook. Their shrimp stew is
Posted by Cliff Booth
Member since Feb 2021
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Posted on 7/20/26 at 10:18 am to
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I've been told that Women's Hospital in BR has a great cafeteria


It does, but I guess that makes sense. Most everyone there isn't sick, they're having babies, and they're tired and hungry.

Good breakfast and burgers.
Posted by PJinAtl
Atlanta
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Posted on 7/20/26 at 10:36 am to
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I spent months at MD Anderson with my mom two years ago. That place is its own city and they have a food court and Chick-fil-A and the in room menu was 3 pages long.

We were at Texas Children's a couple of years ago while our daughter was still in utero. We were really impressed with the food options there. Chick-fil-A, maybe McDonald's. The cafeteria had a huge breakfast burrito station each morning.
Posted by jose
Member since Feb 2009
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Posted on 7/20/26 at 10:36 am to
I loved our hospital food when I was in residency. We ate for free and I usually ate three meals a day there. The breakfast on weekends was the best.
Posted by LNCHBOX
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Posted on 7/20/26 at 10:37 am to
Food at Children's in NOLA was surprisingly decent when my daughter was there a couple years ago for a few days. But yea most hospital food is bland crap.
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