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Maybe if I do the rain dance like a cracker?



Watch your mouth young lady.

re: Auto delivery gone wrong

Posted by CaptainsWafer on 10/4/26 at 9:10 am to
I would think the back end of the truck did the same thing when he loaded the Yukon on the trailer, why’d he think it wasn’t going to happen again when he took it off?

re: Mavis Tire

Posted by CaptainsWafer on 9/29/26 at 6:53 pm to
It’s no Mavis Beacon Teaches Typing though.
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Anyone here go to a mega church?



I just want to give you a shout out for asking if anyone here goes rather than just blanket asking “anyone go to a mega church” like most of the buffoons here do.

re: RIP Mr. Belding

Posted by CaptainsWafer on 9/28/26 at 9:37 pm to
Enters the pearly gates and says HEY HEY HEY WHAT IS GOING ON HERE






RIPip Mr Belding
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Creator of the Patrick Peterson windmill sign from the 2009 Gameday against Florida


Legit top 3 greatest gameday sign ever.
I also prefer natural light. I have two big windows in my small office at home that has gives plenty of natural light without turning the lights on.
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A Series X and base PS5 will be the same. If Wafer has an existing Xbox library, I would stay with that. If new go with PS.


Yea I have been having Xboxes since the original came out. I’m going to go with the X.

Thanks guys.
And I thought looking in the mirror this morning was the creepiest thing I saw today.
I pass there 2x a day every day and I don’t think I’ve smelled it but a handful of times.
I know who I think of


ETA Assuming my sig image still works.
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Because the hamburger was invented in Arkansas and people are dumb there.


Arkansas invented the tooth brush.


Because if it were invented anywhere else it would’ve been called the teeth brush.
I’m pretty excited about this finally coming out. I’ve been playing GTA consistently (well as consistently as they are released) since GTAIII came out in 2001.

Since I have vacation time out of the wazoo I’ll probably take a few days off when this comes out and play the shite out of it. My wife already conceded and told me “I guess I know what you’ll be doing all thanksgiving break.”

I’ve been putting off buying a new console for a LONG time and will buy a new Xbox for this.



My question for you guys is it worth getting the series X over the S? I’m leaning towards the 1TB S.
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Mandatory trackers on all cars?



How about frick no. I’m saying this while knowing we’re already all being tracked by our phones, but I can choose to leave that at home.
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right below insurance payments


Insurance sure came in handy when the roof was blown off my camp and it had to be gutted, also when my neighbors house got struck by lightning and it also fried my AC units.