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There are sidewalks along Hwy 30 between Jennifer Jean and campus are they not?
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Third generation boy goes by “Tripp.” If you don’t call him his real name, and want people to call him Tripp, why tf don’t you make him Tripp? This is the worst I’ve seen and I know of two examples. This is beyond idiotic.


If he wasn’t the third generation name then he wouldn’t be Tripp.

re: Do you guys shower every day?

Posted by CaptainsWafer on 10/17/26 at 11:12 am to
After I wake up and before I go to bed.

re: Tesla Roadster Reveal Tonight

Posted by CaptainsWafer on 10/15/26 at 11:44 am to
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Feels like we should have flying cars by now. What are we doing?


According to Back to the Future II, we should’ve had them 11 years ago.
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And I say all of that to say, it's amusing that he was crying about this on May 30, 2025, and GTA6 still hasn't been released


Nov 19 is around the corner tho.
I’ll substantiate the rumor that the English sense of humor is drier than the Texas sand.
Coming up and out right as the coaster crests the hill, could that thrown him forward? Like the seat back cresting and going down hill pushing my forward as he’s sliding out.
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Now he's up to 3 sexual assaults.


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Clyde said that the victim "was all over" him during the evening, and disputed that the encounter was nonconsensual.

"I just don't play those games. Regretting a decision you make while drinking doesn't mean someone assaulted you," he reportedly sent in a message to the victim's roommate.



Apparently he does play those games.
The link isn’t working.
Was coming to post this and I saw you were the last post (when I clicked) and I KNEW you’d beat me to it.

re: Most beloved OTer

Posted by CaptainsWafer on 10/8/26 at 10:16 am to
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Chicken because he let me have the premium subscription for 20% off


You sure about that? I have it for free.
Saw Hank III play at The Varsity like 20 years ago.
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And lawn care. I did a look back and it's disgusting how much I spend on seed, fert, weed control, etc. and still have a 7/10 lawn



I gave up on all that. Luckily all the weeds in my yard are also green so it doesn’t look terrible to the untrained eye.

And when something pops up that’s not green, that’s where the zyn and the beer comes in and I go hand pull stuff in the yard.
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Regardless of where it goes, Oyster is giving out hundreds of blowjobs as soon as winds are bumped up to 75mph.


Thanks but I’ll pass.
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I guess I might as well start planning on pulling the RV off Grand Isle if that holds.



That’s what I’m trying to figure out, tomorrow is the only day I’ll have time to run down and get stuff picked up at my camp.
Explain to the casual thread follower what we’re looking like now?
When is it supposed to make landfall
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Maybe if I do the rain dance like a cracker?



Watch your mouth young lady.