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Jonah Hill says he could beat you up

Posted on 8/3/26 at 7:38 am
Posted by Tiger1242
Member since Jul 2011
33419 posts
Posted on 8/3/26 at 7:38 am
Call him the fat guy from Superbad at your own peril

Posted by Hoops
LA
Member since Jan 2013
8449 posts
Posted on 8/3/26 at 7:42 am to
Same energy as the guys that gonna to college, start lifting weights, join a frat and try to convince themselves people can’t see their crippling insecurities.
Posted by Proximo
Member since Aug 2011
25236 posts
Posted on 8/3/26 at 7:42 am to
Posted by HarryHoudini
Member since Oct 2025
1734 posts
Posted on 8/3/26 at 7:45 am to
I had no idea how big of a self conscious vagina that guy is.

Watched Superbad yesterday. That movie is a classic and put his fat arse on the map. He should be grateful.

I wonder what he would do if you did this to him:

This post was edited on 8/3/26 at 1:20 pm
Posted by BrianKellysbuyout
Member since Nov 2025
2283 posts
Posted on 8/3/26 at 7:45 am to
He isn't still the fat kid from Superbad, but that doesn't make him any less of a douchebag.
Posted by gumbo2176
Member since May 2018
20572 posts
Posted on 8/3/26 at 7:47 am to
My life experiences have shown me that any time someone boasts about how badass they are----------------they are not and usually are an insecure little bitch talking trash to make themselves look tough.
Posted by adamau
Member since Oct 2020
4344 posts
Posted on 8/3/26 at 7:47 am to
Royce Gravy
This post was edited on 8/3/26 at 8:04 am
Posted by wareaglepete
Siberia
Member since Dec 2012
19832 posts
Posted on 8/3/26 at 7:48 am to
Its funny when some punk thinks he's the only person in the world that can fight. You make assumptions about others at your own peril.
Posted by lsupride87
Member since Dec 2007
113251 posts
Posted on 8/3/26 at 8:06 am to
quote:

My life experiences have shown me that any time someone boasts about how badass they are----------------they are not and usually are an insecure little bitch talking trash to make themselves look tough.
Damn son, you must think Navy Seals are the biggest pussies on the planet
Posted by LSU Coyote
Member since Sep 2007
57143 posts
Posted on 8/3/26 at 8:07 am to
Sir..

I lift, BJJ and have above avg cardio.

Move along.
Posted by Cheese Grits
Wherever I lay my hat is my home
Member since Apr 2012
63805 posts
Posted on 8/3/26 at 8:08 am to


The question is not if you can start the fight but if you can finish it.
Posted by epbart
new york city
Member since Mar 2005
3391 posts
Posted on 8/3/26 at 8:09 am to
Posted by Cleathecat
Houston
Member since Feb 2021
2035 posts
Posted on 8/3/26 at 8:09 am to
I've yet to meet a badass who brags about it. Don't mess with the quiet guys. My guess is Jonah is fine until he gets hit in the face, we all have a plan until we get hit in the face.
Posted by lowhound
Effie
Member since Aug 2014
11168 posts
Posted on 8/3/26 at 8:12 am to
As someone who's trained a long time, I feel the same way with coworkers or most normal people walking around. I giggle at the "I just see red" types that would be totally gassed out after 90 seconds on the ground. It's kind of a quiet self-confidence, but he just said out loud the same thing that a purple belt or higher is thinking. Until you train, whether its mma, jiu jitsu, judo, etc., most people have no idea how inept they are in a fight against someone that knows what they're doing. I've found that the deadliest guys to grapple with are the nerdiest looking guys walking in street clothes. Would a jacked 6'4" mfer be a handful to deal with? Absolutely. If that big mfer is untrained, I'd feel confident I could defend myself and eventually get in dominant position to ground and pound or submit him.
This post was edited on 8/3/26 at 8:28 am
Posted by LSUSUPERSTAR
TX
Member since Jan 2005
17136 posts
Posted on 8/3/26 at 8:13 am to
How many years have you trained and what belt are you?
Posted by lowhound
Effie
Member since Aug 2014
11168 posts
Posted on 8/3/26 at 8:15 am to
9yrs consistently with no breaks longer than a couple weeks due to injury. LSUSUPERSTAR, you trying to roll at the Sonic or something?
This post was edited on 8/3/26 at 8:53 am
Posted by Saint Alfonzo
Member since Jan 2019
31388 posts
Posted on 8/3/26 at 8:18 am to
Mr. Feldstein has always been an insufferable douchebag.
Posted by Boudreauboudreaugoly
Land of the Rice n Son
Member since Oct 2017
3277 posts
Posted on 8/3/26 at 8:20 am to
quote:

have above avg cardio.


Wow!
Posted by arseinclarse
Member since Apr 2007
35499 posts
Posted on 8/3/26 at 8:23 am to
Fat Jonah Hill from Wolf of Wall Street was better and still a bitch.

Posted by MMauler
Primary This RINO Traitor
Member since Jun 2013
24825 posts
Posted on 8/3/26 at 8:28 am to
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"Unless you are way bigger than me, fricking frick around and find out."


Uhmmmm... he’s like 5‘7“. That doesn’t take much. I’m a little over 6'3" and about 210 pounds. I wouldn’t even think twice about taking him on.
This post was edited on 8/3/26 at 8:33 am
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