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re: Jonah Hill says he could beat you up

Posted on 8/3/26 at 9:24 am to
Posted by Y.A. Tittle
Member since Sep 2003
111825 posts
Posted on 8/3/26 at 9:24 am to
It's weird how much of a chip on his shoulder this guy has about the one thing that basically made him relevant to begin with.
Posted by lowhound
Effie
Member since Aug 2014
11170 posts
Posted on 8/3/26 at 9:28 am to
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Somebody else with a gun.


You understand that you can train bjj and still concealed carry, right?
Posted by LSU Grad Alabama Fan
369 Cardboard Box Lane
Member since Nov 2019
14521 posts
Posted on 8/3/26 at 9:28 am to
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anyone who still sees him as the fat guy from Superbad



I know a chick that made out with this version of Jonah Hill. "Made out"'is the only part she admitted to.
Posted by idlewatcher
Planet Arium
Member since Jan 2012
99450 posts
Posted on 8/3/26 at 9:33 am to
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Just the opposite from my experience of the two former Seals I've known in my lifetime.

They were very humble men


They are all professionals and humble. That poster was just spewing garbage.
Posted by BoogaBear
Member since Jul 2013
7542 posts
Posted on 8/3/26 at 9:34 am to
Wasn't there some YouTube martial arts guy that basically made a mockery of BJJ by just not getting on the ground
Posted by Tiger1242
Member since Jul 2011
33419 posts
Posted on 8/3/26 at 10:00 am to
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lowhound

We already saw your interview Jonah you can calm down now
Posted by MWP
Kingwood, TX via Monroe, LA
Member since Jul 2013
11285 posts
Posted on 8/3/26 at 10:06 am to
quote:

Ed O'Neill


I saw him in class at the mothership school in Torrance, CA one time. That guy started training not long after the Gracie's landed in America lol.

I heard Aston is legit. I heard Rogan comment that he was solid. You have to think that most of these guys are getting top shelf instruction if they have the balls to actually show up and train past White Belt.

Posted by Bayou_Tiger_225
Third Earth
Member since Mar 2016
13185 posts
Posted on 8/3/26 at 10:08 am to
I actually see him as the even fatter version in Grandma’s boy
Posted by DestrehanTiger
Houston, TX by way of Louisiana
Member since Nov 2005
13747 posts
Posted on 8/3/26 at 10:08 am to
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Alright, who do you have coming out on top with this actors bjj bracket?


Give me Tom Hardy in that bracket. I wouldn't be shocked if Tom has killed a guy or two.
Posted by Mo Debumly
Member since May 2026
346 posts
Posted on 8/3/26 at 10:16 am to
Posted by redstick13
Lower Saxony
Member since Feb 2007
41482 posts
Posted on 8/3/26 at 10:26 am to
Imagine the humiliation of getting beat up by Jonah Hill.
Posted by Tiger Prawn
Member since Dec 2016
26576 posts
Posted on 8/3/26 at 10:29 am to
The smaller guy in that video is quick and athletic. Neither of which I think really apply to Jonah Hill
Posted by Tiger Prawn
Member since Dec 2016
26576 posts
Posted on 8/3/26 at 10:31 am to
I'm going with Mario Lopez or Keanu. Its the nice guys who know how to fight that you have to worry about most.
Posted by MRTigerFan
Baton Rouge
Member since Sep 2008
7469 posts
Posted on 8/3/26 at 10:35 am to
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I lift, BJJ and have above avg cardio.

How come you've never mentioned this before?
Posted by GulfSouthTiger
Member since Jun 2025
732 posts
Posted on 8/3/26 at 10:37 am to
Hardy and Lopez would be the top guys in that group. Would be a good fight between the two.
Posted by lowhound
Effie
Member since Aug 2014
11170 posts
Posted on 8/3/26 at 10:52 am to
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Keanu


He's only a white belt. He'd likely get crushed by everyone but Jonah as they're all brown belts or higher. Lopez and Hardy compete regularly, and do well in competitions. They are definitely legit and not just for-show Moneyberg type belts.
This post was edited on 8/3/26 at 10:54 am
Posted by Chaz95
Dallas, Texas
Member since Nov 2007
19710 posts
Posted on 8/3/26 at 11:11 am to
"I'll annihilate you!"

"ya won't"
Posted by CatfishJohn
Member since Jun 2020
22897 posts
Posted on 8/3/26 at 11:40 am to
Tom Hardy is pretty solid.

Isn't Spencer Pratt also good at BJJ?

Posted by lowhound
Effie
Member since Aug 2014
11170 posts
Posted on 8/3/26 at 11:42 am to
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Spencer Pratt
I didn't realize he trained and is a black belt. Is a reality tv star an actor though?
Posted by CatfishJohn
Member since Jun 2020
22897 posts
Posted on 8/3/26 at 11:44 am to
quote:

I didn't realize he trained and is a black belt. Is a reality tv star an actor though?



Well, The Hills was essentially all scripted so we can include him.
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