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re: Top 3 Dumbest Things You've Heard In A Bar - Cheese Grits
[quote]Said by no one that’s ever left a big tip[/quote] How old are you? I am thinking the over 60 set may do as they say. Interesting, does the opposite work as well? I have been in food service so I start at 25%...
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re: Top 3 Dumbest Things You've Heard In A Bar - Cheese Grits
[quote]"Do you know you my dad is"[/quote] Must be from Indiana I hear Hoosier Daddy a lot up there. Must be a lot of bastard kids in the state. I would feel bad for them except they are from Indiana....
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re: Top 3 Dumbest Things You've Heard In A Bar - Cheese Grits
No, me washing my car is about me and you are the spectator Asked a closed bar if they are closed is signal for..... "Open it now and there is a big tip in it for you" Do kids today not understand the subtle social skills of booze in a bygone era?...
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re: Kentucky baseball opens it's new stadium with a win - Cheese Grits
You know you can buy jelly at Kroger because you sure seem to feel the jelly need right now...
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re: Top 3 Dumbest Things You've Heard In A Bar - Cheese Grits
[quote]1- Are you guys open? (chairs on tables, music off, not a soul in the building and lights up)[/quote] I don't get it? It is always beer thirty somewhere in the world. You can get a drink when the bar appears closed as you have described....
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re: Should teamjackson change his name? - Cheese Grits
DSJ is an original Burn the imposter at the stake...
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Watching Brubaker on TV - Cheese Grits
Scene with Morgan Freeman Who would have guessed he would go so far?...
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re: Kentucky baseball opens it's new stadium with a win - Cheese Grits
Odd, not intended as a melt (well unless you count the lamb burgers that melt in your mouth)...
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re: What’s a good “starter pet” for a 7 year old? - Cheese Grits
Funnel web spider Think of the hours of enjoyment he would have with his classmates in school....
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re: Kentucky baseball opens it's new stadium with a win - Cheese Grits
Offer still stands from before...
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re: The official sins: Cussing, drinking, smoking and fornicating - Cheese Grits
[quote]I curse drink and fornicate.[/quote] [quote]Where do I go?[/quote] Well if you are in the area, up around Third and Race is a wooden door with no window. Knock twice, pause, then knock three times. When a large fellow opens the door cross his palm with a 10 spot and tell him Ignatio sen...
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re: The official sins: Cussing, drinking, smoking and fornicating - Cheese Grits
[quote]No. Sins committed by fat angry gossipy women at church are not actual sins. Only four sins.[/quote] I tend to agree as each sought sexual release in my presence but it was a religious thing as they kept hollering to God and sweet Jesus so clearly it was a religious experience for th...
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re: Official Call to the Order of the Dragons.UPDATE p8 - Cheese Grits
II don't know nothin bout birthin no babies but would not Lew be logical leader of Clan UGA?...
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re: Check in here if piggilicious has saved your life - come on yall - Cheese Grits
[img]https://srzone-fandroppingsllc.netdna-ssl.com/images/icons/iconLSU.gif[/img] : lsu : :kige:...
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re: Check in here if piggilicious has saved your life - come on yall - Cheese Grits
[quote]Two from the West, one from the East, not Carolina.[/quote] Are you saying CatFan was really a dude? Seems I remember 1 of the ones from the west but not the other...
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re: Check in here if piggilicious has saved your life - come on yall - Cheese Grits
HRV, the 70's called and want that jacket back....
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Kentucky baseball opens it's new stadium with a win - Cheese Grits
Mike, Who, and the other Cliff Dwellers what was the new cliff experience? Can you grill out and such?...
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re: If Spiders Worked Together, They Could Eat All Humans In Just One Year - Cheese Grits
Yeah, that is the one I was talking about! God created Australia then filled it with crazy critters..... Only poisonous mammal in the world Most dangerous shark in the world Most dangerous jellyfish in the world (second most venom in the world) Most dangerous spider in the world Most dange...
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re: Face towel, loofa, or natural sponge - Cheese Grits
Once a year I head to the crick with some lye soap and an old corn cob fer scrubbin for my annual bath wether I need it or not....
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