Favorite team:Harvard 
Location:Wherever I lay my hat is my home
Biography:I Am Born
Interests:Southern Food and Fans
Occupation:Polyphasic Sleeper
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Registered on:4/10/2012
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re: The loudest sounds on earth

Posted by Cheese Grits on 4/29/25 at 11:31 pm
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Most of my carbs






FWIW, Oreo cookies were originally made with beef suet (fat renderings from cows) before they changed to fake vegetable oil.

Trick is natural fat like sardines and avocados

My cholesterol (at my age) is around 150. That is the total number, just not the bad number. While I continue to confound my doctors, most of my daily diet is what we ate 100 years ago, and little to none of what we started eating after WW II and even less of what folks ate after the 1960's.

re: The SEC OT is the best board.

Posted by Cheese Grits on 4/29/25 at 11:25 pm
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I like our little gang.


We need a sign!




I want to be "BuckWheat"

re: The SEC OT is the best board.

Posted by Cheese Grits on 4/29/25 at 11:21 pm
My wrinkles are so old, they have their own wrinkles now.

re: I saved a tortoise today.

Posted by Cheese Grits on 4/29/25 at 11:20 pm
Honey Barbara was a character played by Helen Jones in the 1985 film "Bliss" (the Directors Cut makes this poster art make a bit more sense)





The last few minutes of the film are exceptional in the answer to what real love may entail as opposed to the fake love we were taught from birth. Not wanting to reveal the ending I will not explain my answer to you, but for a "mean" person you think me to be, if you fully understand the ending you will see your thoughts are folly at best.

:cheers:

re: Fight Fiercely Harvard!

Posted by Cheese Grits on 4/29/25 at 9:02 pm
I love the guy in that scene who knows who Brick Top is!

:cheers:

re: I saved a tortoise today.

Posted by Cheese Grits on 4/29/25 at 9:00 pm
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I know it from being into


Women!

If you know what a "Honey Barbara" is, I am the long game player.

:pimp:

re: The loudest sounds on earth

Posted by Cheese Grits on 4/29/25 at 8:57 pm
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I basically don't fart


A female myth

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I avoid carbs and preservatives.


Being old, I eat basically proteins, and and green things.

Avoid fast food and chain food.
Avoid fried foods
Avoid sugar (especially added - non natural sugar)
Avoid salt (especially processed salt)
Avoid processed food (like frozen grocery food)

re: The loudest sounds on earth

Posted by Cheese Grits on 4/29/25 at 12:20 pm
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I'd pay good money if I could fart like that


It will happen!

Mother Nature and Father Time are undefeated!

re: I saved a tortoise today.

Posted by Cheese Grits on 4/29/25 at 12:16 pm
They grow wild or did you plant them?

You looking to feed the local lepidopterans?

re: SEC OT Top Ten Pervert Rankings

Posted by Cheese Grits on 4/29/25 at 11:25 am
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YOUR rude personality


Wow, not something I hear from folks.

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Being mean isn’t funny.


If you think I am being mean, you may be too young to understand mean?

:dunno:

re: paperwasp

Posted by Cheese Grits on 4/29/25 at 10:56 am
Chick eating is popular

Chick next to her is less popular



(allegedly)

re: The loudest sounds on earth

Posted by Cheese Grits on 4/29/25 at 10:50 am
Man I miss black movie theaters!

That and the Memphis bus station in the 60's and 70's.


re: SEC OT Top Ten Pervert Rankings

Posted by Cheese Grits on 4/29/25 at 10:42 am
Cleary you do not understand humor

re: SEC OT Top Ten Pervert Rankings

Posted by Cheese Grits on 4/29/25 at 8:06 am
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I don’t know how I’m on this list AT ALL!
Victor Victoria

You need to watch this movie

"A woman, pretending to be a man, pretending to be a woman"

Blake Edwards was an awesome film guy, and this was a good flick, but I may prefer S.O.B.

re: An Evening With Cheese Grits

Posted by Cheese Grits on 4/29/25 at 7:59 am

In opera, "It ain't over till the fat lady sings"

In hockey, "It don't start till the fat guy sings"


re: An Evening With Cheese Grits

Posted by Cheese Grits on 4/29/25 at 7:54 am

While this is often used in movies about Vietnam and the war it was actually written about LA in the 60's and the kids in the area hanging out in the streets at night and freaking out the old people.

re: I saved a tortoise today.

Posted by Cheese Grits on 4/29/25 at 7:48 am
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I saved a tortoise today.


When you poked Mitch up the butt, did he come to life and stick his head out?