Favorite team:Harvard 
Location:Wherever I lay my hat is my home
Biography:I Am Born
Interests:Southern Food and Fans
Occupation:Polyphasic Sleeper
Number of Posts:62252
Registered on:4/10/2012
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re: Is HRV actually Pio?

Posted by Cheese Grits on 5/22/26 at 4:30 pm to
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Big time


Tranny pron?

I that even offensive on the SEC OT?

re: GMT: Red Snapper season

Posted by Cheese Grits on 5/22/26 at 7:36 am to
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Red Snapper


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groupe


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yellow tails





Maybe God just hates O HI O

Maybe God prefers Notre Dame's "Touchdown Jesus"

Lightning did strike from the sky and torched a big Jesus in O HI O


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Coach O is back!


Where?

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boudin


:drool:

No lunch yet, just coffee so far.



What is happenin my THRAY eFrianz?

re: Let's get political!

Posted by Cheese Grits on 5/20/26 at 4:51 pm to
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Boomer is used by mainly white male soy boys who are waiting for their Boomer parents to die so they can move out of the basement and claim the whole house.


Won't they be surprised the parents did a reverse mortgage to fund their food and medical. Property will revert to mortgage holder at death. Junior won't get diddly squat.


Coffee so far, no lunch. Looking like early dinner, probably pasta or beans & rice.

re: Rate these wieners

Posted by Cheese Grits on 5/20/26 at 4:46 pm to
1 Britain
2 Germany
3 French
4 Spanish
5 Italian
6 Indian (feather)
7 African (Egypt)
8 Indian (dot)
9 African (Congo)

I am gonna go with Italian


Looks like it is that time of the month for that taco.
Solid alter!

:bow: :bow:


This the SEC OT, Imma gonna call my man Kige to investigate.

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Maybe I should quit drinking and go to bed.


Rookie mistake

You can drink in bed
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Height: 6 feet talI
Income: 6 figures
Anatomy: 6-inch penis


None of those apply to me but the ladies love my style apparently

It is like college days all over again. That is who the sorority women dated and went to dinner with. Guys like me is where they spent the nights. Downside is none of them ever wanted me to be seen with them in public.

In my case

Be able to dance till 6 in the morning
Be handy
Be humorous

As to the peen thing, had a pal called "The Angry Inch" who had only the "handsomely good looking" thing going for him. He married well and has a wife and sugar momma. Women like her who want kids seem to want attractive genes above all else.

Looks like no gin, I think that challenge is possible.
Hello skilly.

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I can honestly say that I loved my pups more than I do humanity


I love humanity
I love my TD ePals (no homo)

That said, if I had to choose between my hounds and humanity, humanity is SoL.

I know you miss your fru fru dogs, but have your heart open, and a new critter will sneak in. Not the same, but good.

re: Let's get political!

Posted by Cheese Grits on 5/15/26 at 3:35 pm to
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The answer to that question should be obvious to anyone paying attention


You would think. 25 years ago it was obvious. 50 years ago it was probably less obvious. My answer is simple, art is becoming reality.


FOX NEWS




POTUS






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The good thing is she had a good, relaxing last few days and enjoyed things she loved. She passed very peacefully in our arms.


We all should get such an ending to this earthly plane.



Pourin one out for a Good Girl.
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You had a threesome with two 300 pounders.


Between a Deuce & a Half and Tree Fiddy is under the limit.

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Why would he be in me?


It is not all about you, it is about all of us in one cosmic soup.


LEX = Lexington (a city) where the Hogs travel to play the Cats

Lex = Person on the SEC OT who is raising critters, even if birds are not real.
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How to get free stuff when airlines screw you?


How things have changed in a PC world


In the old days you got free stuff when the hot airline stewardess screwed you. It was also a time when folks dressed up in their Sunday Best to fly and we still had manners.