Cheese Grits

re: SEC Shorts - SEC cops investigate if Bama is back

Posted by Cheese Grits on 10/5/26 at 11:44 am to Drydock

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I suspect choosing a baseball bat as a murder weapon was absolutely deliberate.

Or was it a softball bat?

Didn't Mizzzou used to be good at softball?

SEC Rant

re: Pre guano gunpowder, would you rather an AXE, MACE or SWORD in a fight?

Posted by Cheese Grits on 10/5/26 at 11:37 am to Spasweezy

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Gays weren’t allowed on the front lines back then.

Whole Greek army was gay, they fought on the front lines

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You’d be wielding a spatula.

What about this?

re: Which one of you baws is this?

Posted by Cheese Grits on 10/4/26 at 8:20 pm to PuertoRicanBlaze

How is that truck floating?

Off-Topic Board

re: The Age-Old Question: Mary Ann or Ginger?

Posted by Cheese Grits on 10/4/26 at 1:50 pm to BoomerandSooner

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Mary Ann - girl next door
Ginger - hot but high maintenance

Mary Ann, all day, everyday.

:drunkards: :drunkards:

re: Lunch Thray: Jar Roo Edition

Posted by Cheese Grits on 10/3/26 at 9:07 pm to Tyga Woods

TW,

Is this your dog?

re: Your daily reminder that we don't deserve dogs

Posted by Cheese Grits on 10/3/26 at 9:05 pm to Jim Rockford

Yes, but without man, how would they get their beer?

re: 1989

Posted by Cheese Grits on 10/3/26 at 9:04 pm to BigSneezy

To be fair, most of the more recent games were in JerryWorld, correct?

re: Mizzou, did they change the field recently?

Posted by Cheese Grits on 10/3/26 at 9:01 pm to QBUMizzou

They kept the petting zoo tho, right?

:cheers:

re: Your daily reminder that we don't deserve dogs

Posted by Cheese Grits on 10/3/26 at 9:00 pm to Hangover Haven

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A cat would let you die…

and then start eating you.

re: Harry Caray couldn't call my game...

Posted by Cheese Grits on 10/3/26 at 8:58 pm to TigerLunatik

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The most interesting man in the world...

Well, for every guy like that, you have one of me...

The most uninteresting man in the world.

At least I drink stout and not some pussy Messican beer and I can open it without a church key.

My dog can drink more beer than that dude

Off-Topic Board

re: How can Arkansas be so bad every year

Posted by Cheese Grits on 10/3/26 at 8:53 pm to CFB_Fanatic

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Small state with low population. Terrible in state football talent and too far from fertile recruiting grounds to attract decent talent.

That sounds like Kentucky, maybe focus just on basketball

re: Tonight's TV Lineup Is Underwhelming to Say the Least

Posted by Cheese Grits on 10/3/26 at 4:12 pm to dhuck20

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You don’t want to watch A&M Ark?

I do, just for the soap opera levels in the backstories of the teams.

:popcorn: :popcorn:
:drunkards:

re: How the hell is South Carolina favored against Kentucky? (-2.5)

Posted by Cheese Grits on 10/3/26 at 4:09 pm to Cheese Grits

Bump for my post above

Cocks gonna Cock
Cats gonna Cats

It is timeless as them birds returning to Capistrano every year

re: Recommendation for the single most powerful bidet I can buy?

Posted by Cheese Grits on 10/3/26 at 4:05 pm to HolyGlore

How good are your nerd skills?

Something inline to accelerate water flow and pressure that is not commercially availability due to product liability issues.

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Mizzou, did they change the field recently?

Posted by Cheese Grits on 10/3/26 at 4:02 pm

Looks like an upgrade from past games, looks much better

:cheers:

re: #1 in the country Alabama or Georgia?

Posted by Cheese Grits on 10/3/26 at 3:55 pm to JCinBAMA

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Which one do you hate the most?

I like both

Seems both are better than Utx

Seems both are better than anybody in the B1G

At the start of the season, UGA was a #1 with no doubt

Tide has holes, but they seem to survive shooting themselves in the foot in the first half and turn it on in the second.

If neutral field and Bama comes out of the gate better, I have no pick who would win but feel this is the National Championship game more that whatever we are give at the end of the season.

#1 in the country Alabama or Georgia?

Posted by Cheese Grits on 10/3/26 at 3:37 pm

Discuss.

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re: Lunch Thray: Jar Roo Edition

Posted by Cheese Grits on 10/3/26 at 2:43 pm to Tyga Woods

Grocery toe foo

Lime water

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re: I asked chatGpt about the secrant

Posted by Cheese Grits on 10/3/26 at 1:35 pm to PsychTiger

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PoliTalk was described as a place where delusional folks on the left and right are routinely shown the errors of their way but are simply too stupid to understand.

FIFY