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re: Jonah Hill says he could beat you up

Posted on 8/3/26 at 2:36 pm to
Posted by BregmansWheelbarrow
Member since Mar 2020
3458 posts
Posted on 8/3/26 at 2:36 pm to
I'd beat that whiney jew into the pavement.
This post was edited on 8/3/26 at 3:51 pm
Posted by Woolfpack
Member since Jun 2021
1958 posts
Posted on 8/3/26 at 3:04 pm to
I think a lot of guys get into training because they have always walked around weak and scared.

After getting lots fights under their belts they have confidence and ability which is great.

But it’s pretty stupid to think a guy that’s never trained in martial arts can’t throw a punch that will knock ya the eff out.

Obviously when you combine a decade of training with strong natural abilities, 99.9% of guys will have a real problem on their hands.
Posted by SmackDaniels
Gulf Breeze, FL
Member since Mar 2007
15621 posts
Posted on 8/3/26 at 3:09 pm to
I was being sarcastic. The only time we start on our knees if there are too many people on the mat and there's not enough room.

The Gracie's dominated the early UFC against other fighting styles, boxing, kickboxing, karate etc... because they knew how to take people down, even if it was via guard pull.

Once you reach Purple belt you should at least have one take down (a throw, single leg, double leg, etc..) that no one can defend.
Posted by SmackDaniels
Gulf Breeze, FL
Member since Mar 2007
15621 posts
Posted on 8/3/26 at 3:11 pm to
quote:

He is getting the Hollywood treatment during his “training”


Flip side to that is he can pay the highest level guys for private lessons.


He's not getting the Derek Moneyburg treatment I don't think.
This post was edited on 8/3/26 at 3:12 pm
Posted by KiwiHead
Auckland, NZ
Member since Jul 2014
38906 posts
Posted on 8/3/26 at 3:48 pm to
The baddest assed mutha fukka I ever knew in high school was on the swim team and was also in all honors classes and looked like a complete nerd wit his school uniform on.

One day the stating Defensive End on the football team decided to FA with him....then got physical. So the swimmer decided to get physical back with him and kicked his arse ..... soundly despite a 6 inch and 60 lbs difference.


Today they are still best friends and business partners
Posted by MWP
Kingwood, TX via Monroe, LA
Member since Jul 2013
11285 posts
Posted on 8/3/26 at 4:25 pm to
quote:

Once you reach Purple belt you should at least have one take down (a throw, single leg, double leg, etc..) that no one can defend.


Yeah I couldn't detect your sarcasm in your post but agree. I spoke of jits evolving and when I got promoted to Purple what seems like a bazillion years ago, takedowns weren't really a thing. We did do throws but the only reason we did that is because we had a Judo guy that trained with us. What was nuts was hitting a throw on a dude in a tournament. Nobody expected that at all. We didn't start incorporating takedowns until the wrestlers started training withs us.

I say all of as someone who trains BJJ in a gi. If you are training no-gi, takedowns should probably start from Week 1, But gi vs no-gi is a much bigger debate than who Jonah Hill thinks he could beat up.

Posted by lsudave1
Baton Metairie
Member since Jan 2005
12776 posts
Posted on 8/3/26 at 4:28 pm to
Dude you just used the word giggle in a sentence (referring to yourself as the one giggling) and then tried to brag about being a badass who could beat all of us up.
This post was edited on 8/3/26 at 4:29 pm
Posted by lowhound
Effie
Member since Aug 2014
11170 posts
Posted on 8/3/26 at 4:39 pm to
Would snicker be more appropriate? If you thought giggle is gay, I'm already rolling around on the ground with a bunch of sweaty dudes. Probably the reason I put off training for so long while my kid trained, because it does look pretty gay from an outsiders perspective, till someone tries to choke you and you have no idea how to get out of it. That's when the lightbulb moment was for me, "maybe I really don't know what I'm doing after all those fights in middle school or at high school parties." It started off trying to learn some defensive techniques, now I do it for the mental release more than anything as it's like playing chess in the upper belts.
This post was edited on 8/3/26 at 4:43 pm
Posted by lsucoonass
shreveport and east texas
Member since Nov 2003
70177 posts
Posted on 8/3/26 at 4:40 pm to
A lot of those jiu jitsu places here on the west never had mats that allowed for the body to absorb takedowns nor were they good to learn breakfalks

If you see a lot of places in Russia where sambo and wrestling are taught, the mats allow you to absorb more. A great jiu jitsu place will have great judo mats
Posted by lsucoonass
shreveport and east texas
Member since Nov 2003
70177 posts
Posted on 8/3/26 at 4:42 pm to
I used to have a great drop tai otoshi
Posted by Huey Lewis
BR
Member since Oct 2013
5200 posts
Posted on 8/3/26 at 4:49 pm to
quote:

That is changing. Back in the day, we all started on our knees doing techniques, drills, and rolling but thanks to the influx of wrestlers into BJJ, we always start on our feet now. There are still the purist BJJ guys that refuse to accept that takedowns and even throws from Judo are an evolution of jits but if you want to be well rounded at most schools and not get ridiculed or promoted, you are going to get with the concept of takedowns/defense.



New becomes old and the old becomes new again.

Before the era you're talking about was the era when a BIG part of classic BJJ was just repurposed high stance wrestling - force your way into a clinch and go for outside trips, inside trips, and/or bulldoze the guy with a blast double or snatch single.

That was before the renaming of the IBJJF and the nailing down of a roughly standardized competition ruleset that undervalued the takedown and only scored reversals from a guard position instead of any bottom position.
Posted by SmackDaniels
Gulf Breeze, FL
Member since Mar 2007
15621 posts
Posted on 8/3/26 at 5:16 pm to


This geek would 100% tear EVERYONE on the OT piece by piece and he's 140 lbs.
Posted by Sun God
Member since Jul 2009
53440 posts
Posted on 8/3/26 at 5:16 pm to
It’s alright pride

You were too good at tennis to be in the special forces

I was too good at math
Posted by OceanMan
Member since Mar 2010
23440 posts
Posted on 8/3/26 at 5:28 pm to
quote:

9yrs consistently with no breaks longer than a couple weeks due to injury. LSUSUPERSTAR, you trying to roll at the Sonic or something?


I think you should call Jonah Hill the fat kid from Superbad.
Posted by lsucoonass
shreveport and east texas
Member since Nov 2003
70177 posts
Posted on 8/3/26 at 5:35 pm to
Well yeah but his standup needs a lot of work. I don’t think he’d be successful in mma
Posted by Portballs
Member since Jun 2025
691 posts
Posted on 8/3/26 at 6:14 pm to
It's funny how art imitates life.
Hill played a character based on Seth Rogen in Superbad, and in real life he's just as big a dickhead as Seth Rogen....
Posted by SmackDaniels
Gulf Breeze, FL
Member since Mar 2007
15621 posts
Posted on 8/3/26 at 6:37 pm to
quote:

Well yeah but his standup needs a lot of work. I don’t think he’d be successful in mma


Like I said, successful competing against the OT Lounge roster but yeah he wouldn't make it with Jiu-Jitsu alone as we have seen lately in the UFC.
Posted by lsucoonass
shreveport and east texas
Member since Nov 2003
70177 posts
Posted on 8/3/26 at 7:19 pm to
Didn’t see that small part unfortunately
Posted by MattA
Member since Nov 2019
2033 posts
Posted on 8/3/26 at 7:57 pm to
Damn. 7 or 8 years training “consistently” and still white belt?? Take up fishing homie.
Posted by Shamoan
Member since Feb 2019
14329 posts
Posted on 8/3/26 at 10:14 pm to
Knock-kneed frump
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