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re: Jonah Hill says he could beat you up

Posted on 8/3/26 at 11:47 am to
Posted by NoBoDawg
Member since Feb 2014
2337 posts
Posted on 8/3/26 at 11:47 am to
Hey Jonah….like Jimmy Kimmel, you were much funnier when you were a fotoss. No one cares about you
Posted by LSUSUPERSTAR
TX
Member since Jan 2005
17084 posts
Posted on 8/3/26 at 11:54 am to
Hard to compare due to ages, weights, competition experience.

By all accounts Ed O'Neil is an OG with ton of experience and a legit black belt.

Lopez and Hardy compete regularly and are really good.

Brand, MPG, and Kucher are probably all pretty good, but not sure if any have competed.

Keanu is a white belt in that pic, so he is still new.

Jonah seemed like he was talking shite with friends, but unfortunately it is now on the internet. If he is consistently training, he should be decent.

Everyone needs to understand that there are levels to BJJ, even amongst black belts. The belts in general are just a gauge of your overall knowledge, not necessarily that ability to beat all belts below you. Age, weight, strength, and time on the mat play huge factors, not just understanding of positions.

I do crossfit with a guy that is a former NFL defensive lineman. He was thinking about getting his kids in BJJ, so I sent him to my BJJ gym. He tried it out, but was such a large human and strong, couldn't really be moved. So there are limitations in a pure BJJ environment. I wasn't there when he went in, but got a nice picture of him smushing one of our brown belts. He was smiling the whole time.

Posted by Norbert
Member since Oct 2018
3757 posts
Posted on 8/3/26 at 12:02 pm to
Posted by lsupride87
Member since Dec 2007
112323 posts
Posted on 8/3/26 at 12:05 pm to
quote:

Just the opposite from my experience of the two former Seals I've known in my lifetime. They were very humble men with one being so easy going I didn't even know he was a former Seal until someone else told me he was.
Whats the name of their book and podcast?
Posted by SmackDaniels
Gulf Breeze, FL
Member since Mar 2007
15547 posts
Posted on 8/3/26 at 12:08 pm to
quote:

My life experiences have shown me that any time someone boasts about how badass they are----------------they are not and usually are an insecure little bitch talking trash to make themselves look tough.


My experience in a Jiu-Jitsu gym and just all around MMA is the quieter the person, the more badass. Usually the most quiet, humble nicest guy in the gym is almost always the most dangerous.
Posted by DustyDinkleman
Here
Member since Feb 2012
20285 posts
Posted on 8/3/26 at 12:09 pm to
quote:

Whats the name of their book and podcast?


It’s called “No One Will Ever Understand”
Posted by Grinder
Member since Nov 2007
2743 posts
Posted on 8/3/26 at 12:12 pm to
Fighting Jonah Hill is a lose, lose scenario.

If you will, well you’re supposed to win. Not much victory in that.

If you lose, well you lost to the roly poly d-bag from Hollywood. That would sting.
Posted by oleheat
Sportsman's Paradise
Member since Mar 2007
14848 posts
Posted on 8/3/26 at 12:17 pm to
Jew Jitsu?
Posted by LegendInMyMind
Member since Apr 2019
75841 posts
Posted on 8/3/26 at 12:19 pm to
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“I love Brazilian jiu jitsu, except my body is begging me not to love it.

Doesn't he know that BJJ is only a third of the equation?

How's his lifting and cardio looking?
Posted by SmackDaniels
Gulf Breeze, FL
Member since Mar 2007
15547 posts
Posted on 8/3/26 at 12:25 pm to
quote:

Wasn't there some YouTube martial arts guy that basically made a mockery of BJJ by just not getting on the ground


It's hilarious to think that 98% of jiu-jitsu guys don't know the basics of takedowns.
This post was edited on 8/3/26 at 12:27 pm
Posted by boxcarbarney
Above all things, be a man
Member since Jul 2007
27136 posts
Posted on 8/3/26 at 12:28 pm to
quote:

Same energy as the guys that gonna to college, start lifting weights, join a frat and try to convince themselves people can’t see their crippling insecurities.



I knew a guy who was a huge nerd. Skinny fat, out of shape.

I got him into lifting, and after 6 weeks he started acting like he was Ken Shamrock. Talking shite to people.

We had to pull him to the side and tell him "Dude, I know this is the first time in your life you've had testosterone flowing through your veins, but you need to calm down before you get hurt."

It didn't help that he was a big bed-wetting liberal. One time he took is kid to some restaurant, they were seated outside, and some guys were talking about gay marriage. He made a comment like "Those guys were lucky my kid was there, or there'd be trouble." I replied "Yeah, getting your arse kicked in front of your daughter would solve absolutely nothing."
This post was edited on 8/3/26 at 1:36 pm
Posted by Seth Bullock
Member since Nov 2024
410 posts
Posted on 8/3/26 at 12:36 pm to
I'm more of a judo kinda baw.

Judo know if I got a gun. Judo know if I got a knife...
Posted by Topwater Trout
Red Stick
Member since Oct 2010
70175 posts
Posted on 8/3/26 at 12:36 pm to
I remember when i was 12 or 13 a neighborhood kid and i got in a fight. He stopped and said i know karate i need to get my moms permission to beat you up. he came back 5 min later and it was broken up with him in a headlock getting pummeled in the face...crying with a bloody nose he ssid he beat my arse
Posted by HarryHoudini
Member since Oct 2025
1437 posts
Posted on 8/3/26 at 12:49 pm to
Everyone in those pics looks badass except Jonah lol. He looks like some vegan soy boy walking into yoga class.

Also, is that an inhaler in his hand lol?
This post was edited on 8/3/26 at 12:56 pm
Posted by Pikes Peak Tiger
Colorado Springs
Member since Jun 2023
9962 posts
Posted on 8/3/26 at 12:53 pm to
He would crumble the first time he got hit in a real fight.

He is getting the Hollywood treatment during his “training”
Posted by Tchefuncte Tiger
Bat'n Rudge
Member since Oct 2004
63943 posts
Posted on 8/3/26 at 12:56 pm to
Top Card: Jonah Hill and Sean Hannity.
Posted by HarryHoudini
Member since Oct 2025
1437 posts
Posted on 8/3/26 at 1:01 pm to
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This post was edited on 8/3/26 at 1:02 pm
Posted by LSU Coyote
Member since Sep 2007
56802 posts
Posted on 8/3/26 at 1:13 pm to
quote:

How come you've never mentioned this before?

Slipped my mind.
Posted by lsucoonass
shreveport and east texas
Member since Nov 2003
70099 posts
Posted on 8/3/26 at 1:16 pm to
Nope no he won’t, other than Tom hardy and Mario Lopez who are a brown belt level and compete through the ibjjf these celebrities are soft.
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