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I Imagine Jeter gave her some kind of vagina Dragons
I have had a string of home appliance break downs lately and have generally enjoyed the process of figuring out how to fix the issues.
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I just had to vent.



So did her crevices

re: Would you date an 8+ with Tourettes?

Posted by adamau on 5/21/26 at 11:43 am to
frick, shite, shite, shite, frick , cock sucker, dick bag, frick yeah I would!
I got the chance to do the Nascar experience thing at Talldega, I just made up my mind that I was gonna push the gas pedal until the guy beside gave me the thumbs down to slow a little. Going into that first 36 degree bank at that speed is scary as hell, but once it sticks that first time, the next six laps are amazing. On the certificate I got at the end, the top speed i clocked was 176 or 177 and my best lap time was 59 seconds and change.

No idea the difference in doing it in an Indy Car, but I suspect lots of folks could at least manage 160-170 for sure.
How many humanoid polacks does it take to catch a wild boar?
Personally, I don’t see any difference in standing in a tiny box with my dick out and sitting in that cramped little seat with my head between my legs kissing my arse goodbye. They would both suck equally.

re: Ebola outbreak in DR Congo

Posted by adamau on 5/17/26 at 8:06 am to
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Wonderful
Another gift Africa will be sending us
I'll add it to the current list

1. Hurricanes
2. AIDS
3. Ebola


4. Fatigue
You can checkout anytime you like, but you can never leave

re: Nebraska Senate election chaos

Posted by adamau on 5/11/26 at 9:30 pm to
All that shite sounds pretty corny
Olive Oyl did kinda look like a young boy, so I could see why there was some confusion
Coaches at the high school and college level have very high divorce rates.

re: 1st UFO Files Released

Posted by adamau on 5/8/26 at 7:25 am to
The ol Golden suppository, eh
Dont go

Learn a hard skill trade and build a business

re: Kindergarten Graduation

Posted by adamau on 5/6/26 at 11:24 pm to
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Have fun with it but I ain’t comin


I'll take things wives say for $1000, Alex