boxcarbarney

Years ago, someone called into W&J crying about being banned from TD. I don't remember the circumstances, but they were basically like "what the hell is tigerdroppings?"...

[quote]This is why worse areas than this don’t have grocery stores. It’s not worth it for the stores. [/quote] Then the same people who chased these stores away will cry about Food Deserts. ...

[quote]ew hires are often paid more than current employees with years at the company in the same position. They don’t want existing employees seeing those numbers.[/quote] Yup. And a lot of employers frown upon employees discussing salary for this reason. I was at a job where the guy I trained...

I worked in an office that was in the same shopping strip as the Sav A Center on Franklin Ave and Leon C Simon in New Orleans. The shoplifting there was so bad, that the shortage for that store was around $1 million a year. $1 million worth of shoplifting. And the shoplifters were blatant abou...

[quote]Getting ready for the first potential TS of the year[img]https://i.imgur.com/Znxqxux.gif[/img][/quote] I didn't realize how many trampolines there were in my neighborhood until last years October hurricane passed through. ...

[quote]I'll bet that dude will be sick as shite all weekend. [/quote] Yeah, I only eat at Waffle House if I know I'll have a clear line of sight to a clean bathroom an hour after eating. ...

[quote]I am no ma’am, man scum. Can’t you see my purple hair, unicorn tattoos, and gender neutral jorts? [/quote] And matching gloves, right?...

[quote]Supporting Black-owned businesses? Listening to Black artists? Reading books written by Black poets and authors? Donating to organizations? [/quote] I'm not going to appropriate their culture. I've heard that's worse than Hitler. ...

Calm down, ma'am....

[quote]no food in the basket? Pass[/quote] The food is in her bikini. ...

Because you're doing God's work [img][img]https://i.imgur.com/C5FG9d1.jpg[/img][/img]...

[quote]Imagine being so insecure with your masculinity you actually care enough to not only care about how another man goes about his workout regimen but care enough to equate it with femininity or homosexuality. I mean. Really?. I wear full finger gloves and I couldn’t give two shits what frick ...

When I worked at the shitty finance company, I had a manager who was stealing people's mortgage payments to fuel her coke addiction. She was doing loan extensions on these mortgages, which basically moves that months payment to the end of the loan. So these people thought they paid their mortgag...

"If you insist on wearing gloves, make sure they match your purse.” — Mark Rippetoe...

I've heard that astronomers only do it in the dark. ...

Baws, stop using shitty disposable razors that are made by companies who hate you. Get a safety razor. You have a ton of choices for blades; you can choose one from a company who doesn't scold you for being born male. ...

Not Shocking: overweight black lady causing a ruckus in McDonalds Shocking: the McDonalds is staffed by a bunch of crackers. ...

[quote] The price is right channel on Pluto is a godsend[/quote] I enjoy the hell out of this channel. 70s and 80s Price is Right episodes are like a healing balm to my soul. ...

Interesting. The ones I've read on that list are: Mark Z. Danielewski: House of Leaves Cormac McCarthy: The Road J.K. Rowling: Harry Potter and the Sorcerer's Stone Chuck Palahniuk: Fight Club Tim O'Brien: The Things They Carried I didn't realize Mambo Kings was originally a ...

[quote]But this was Peak Tom Green [/quote] Yeah, Peak Tom Green is nice, but have you seen Peak Amy Smart? [img]https://64.media.tumblr.com/198c3f140f084efc085bfb8c3441cab0/06200ea5f2a3709f-1a/s500x750/d3938a905ba7d043091d4cc60082a4c056e801e0.gifv[/img] [img]https://64.media.tumblr.com/3e...