LegendInMyMind

[quote]72 is practically a tropical rainforest[/quote] You should invest in a dehumidifier....

[quote]True, water was crystal clear at noon on the sunniest day on record. If there was a shark around the kid everyone would have seen it. [/quote] You're right, people a thousand miles away watching a grainy, blurry, zoomed in, and slow motion bigfoot-quality video have a better grasp of what ha...

[quote]you can't make this shite up[/quote] You really can't....

[quote]I am always amazed when people (especially in 3rd world countries) are able to catch some random shark that attacked a person days earlier. [/quote] A lot of those cases are "Any old shark will do". Sometimes they can cut it open and find remains, but usually after a few random sharks are w...

[quote]And THAT is why you have the summer blockbuster because movie studios saved their best pictures for the summer when patrons would flock to escape the heat.[/quote] "And now you know......the rest of the story." Cool thread. Literally....

[quote]What was the OT's general opinion of why the high schooler was swimming towards the life preserver, did a 180 when splashing occurred between he and the preserver, then disappeared within 15-20 seconds?[/quote] Aliens, of course. It makes about as much sense as an atta...

[quote]All those cucks in the Cam thread owe me an apology fr [/quote] Wait......you think this attack video proves your shark theory on the guy who jumped off the boat?...

[quote]For real. There are websites that track tagged great whites and it’s amazing how close they get to the popular beaches. Scary shite.[/quote] That's their home. It is kind of like them visiting their "Florida room" to catch some sun and maybe an easy meal. They'll hunt the shallows when there ...

[quote]I've also heard it mentioned that Great Whites are most dangerous during their "awkward teenage years" because they transition from eating fish to eating seals but they haven't really mastered what a seal looks and taste like yet. [/quote] That's one of the theories, and it does make sense. ...

[quote]I watched the video of the Australian swimmer getting eaten. There’s a flock of seagulls flying around trying to get in on the action as well. Absolutely brutal nature.[/quote] [img]https://i.postimg.cc/RZc8sxtW/e6e0aa51-b481-43e4-8801-8b230e5b443c-text.gif[/img]...

[quote]Well then you can look like a jackass in your Bama polo and no pants [/quote] You act like it would be the first time he's done that. ...

[quote]Yeh that was crazy. Apparently large great whites had been sighted and shut down the abalone (I think that’s what they were fishing for) fishing but this guy decided it was worth the risk because he needed the money.[/quote] I looked it up again. It was axe tripe, a type of mollusk. The arti...

[quote]He was a swimmer training for some triathlon. Near Sydney. Literally had lower half bitten off then the shark took the rest.[/quote] Mexico recorded the first fatal shark attack of the year back in January when a dive fisherman harvesting mollusks or clams was full on decapitated in one bite...

[quote]The pictures will show if you open the link.)[/quote] Nah. I think I'll just watch the shark attack video again....

[quote]Levaquin[/quote] I think I saw him on Crime Stoppers the other night....

[quote]If you're on the Oregon Trail, yes.[/quote] Nah. Dysentery is getting that baw before the tetanus has a chance to finish him off....

As my Pops was fond of saying when I'd whine about an injury (sometimes legit).... "Boy, I've skinned my pecker worse than that." He said that one time when I had gotten older. I asked him just what the hell he had been doing with his pecker? He never really said....

[quote]I have a feeling it’s just a matter of time the way shark attacks seem to be increasing[/quote] [quote]are they?[/quote] Not really. [img]https://i.postimg.cc/LsPybprr/20230608-193321.jpg[/img] [quote]This graph of unprovoked shark attacks in the world from 1960 through the present ...

[quote]Triggered over a [b]colored[/b] chair [/quote] How dare you.......

[quote]and there’s like 200 heavily intoxicated teenagers on a boat.[/quote] .....all with cell phones and all prone to hysterics by nature. Yet.........