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Norbert
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Easy fix is to put sunscreen on with your shirt off before you golf.
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Biggest thing happening in Rapides Parish in years
Since Alexandria got an Olive Garden!
re: Teacher Who Banged Student in Closet Now Accused by 5 others Including a Female Student.
Posted by Norbert on 5/22/26 at 11:57 am to SingleMalt1973
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Nichols graduated from Liberty University, a private evangelical Christian school linked with the Southern Baptist Convention of Virginia known for its strict fraternization policy, under which students are expected “to abstain from sexual activity outside of a biblically ordained marriage
The bitching about gas prices is a great example of why major DOGE gutting would be political suicide - Americans have very little economic pain tolerance.
re: Am I Essentially Doomed To Weight Loss/Diabetes Medicine?
Posted by Norbert on 5/22/26 at 6:33 am to TheMagicMan
It’s probably true that for most Americans the medication is the only way they will lose and keep off weight.
The question is are you most Americans?
Or can you get motivated?
Can you be disciplined?
Can you make room in your life to enact the necessary changes?
The docs advice seems a little overly pessimistic to me. You’re not diabetic yet. This is a relatively recent weight gain - assuming you’re being honest (no reason to think you’re not).
I wouldn’t say “don’t listen to him”. I would say listen to his/her concerns about you.
Now show him/her you’re made of stronger stuff.
Pulling for you, baw.
Post back when you’re down 20 lbs.
The question is are you most Americans?
Or can you get motivated?
Can you be disciplined?
Can you make room in your life to enact the necessary changes?
The docs advice seems a little overly pessimistic to me. You’re not diabetic yet. This is a relatively recent weight gain - assuming you’re being honest (no reason to think you’re not).
I wouldn’t say “don’t listen to him”. I would say listen to his/her concerns about you.
Now show him/her you’re made of stronger stuff.
Pulling for you, baw.
Post back when you’re down 20 lbs.
It sure seems like getting in on the med spa fad is a great way to make bank.
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Cannons

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bruised hands
The elderly have thinner skin and fragile vessels. This is often not an indicator of serious health problems.
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swollen ankles
Also many times not a sign of serious illness. It’s often seen from simply poorer circulation in the elderly or medications. The old dude is on his feet all day.
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dozing off
The guy is old. Does the media not have grandparents?
re: Why do people walk/jog in the street instead of the sidewalk?
Posted by Norbert on 5/19/26 at 11:38 am to Nighthawk504
If runners are being rude, just decide to clean your windshield really well as you slowly drive around them.
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Get rid of administrative bloat
It is funny.
When I was in grade school and junior high, we had 1 principal and limited office staff.
That same school 25 years later has 3 principals and a myriad of office staff.
The school hasn’t grown much either.
Donuts are for children and fatties.
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World's greatest generation is churning in their graves

re: Annual post Mother’s Day termite thread
Posted by Norbert on 5/12/26 at 9:30 pm to Neauxla_Tiger
quote:I had stepped on 4 of them with my wet feet.
I was in the shower and by the time I got out and realized they were swarming
Annoying.
Only this board would think it is a controversial statement that black players would be easier to recruit to a team that isn’t named the Rebels :lol:
With this guy as a mascot
I’m not even talking about whether that SHOULD be the case or not or what is factually true versus fiction.
From the standpoint of maximizing recruiting I have no doubt it’s true.
With this guy as a mascot
I’m not even talking about whether that SHOULD be the case or not or what is factually true versus fiction.
From the standpoint of maximizing recruiting I have no doubt it’s true.
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spicy red beans
I’m truly jealous of people that can give their guts the middle finger and still function at 100% the next day.
A meal like that will have me hobbled at work the next day with the bubble guts.
Smogging up my office hoping it clears before the next person enters - a very dangerous game of chance.
My GI tract has turned into such a pussy.
re: We want this same energy on Father’s Day!!!
Posted by Norbert on 5/10/26 at 7:46 pm to TechDawg2007
Dinner and a BJ is all I need.
I’ll take that for Father’s Day every year until the day I die.
I’ll take that for Father’s Day every year until the day I die.
re: People who lose weight on Ozempic viewed worse than people who don't lose weight at all
Posted by Norbert on 5/10/26 at 8:51 am to Cell of Awareness
This is an incomplete perspective.
A segment of the Ozempic population openly views fit people as simply genetically fortunate, as opposed to hard-working and disciplined.
They view themselves as helpless victims of “food noise”, something that fit people just don’t have to contend with.
They downplay commitment and willpower.
Fit people who feel like they do experience intense cravings but have developed strategies to combat them are naturally offended by this viewpoint.
A segment of the Ozempic population openly views fit people as simply genetically fortunate, as opposed to hard-working and disciplined.
They view themselves as helpless victims of “food noise”, something that fit people just don’t have to contend with.
They downplay commitment and willpower.
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If tweet fails to load, click here. Fit people who feel like they do experience intense cravings but have developed strategies to combat them are naturally offended by this viewpoint.
Elliott’s zipper tits going to be spun as old battle wounds?
re: I don't think LSU will enforce the ACT requirement
Posted by Norbert on 5/9/26 at 3:06 pm to TigerintheNO
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his highest ACT score was a 17.
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His family talked him into not attending.
I hope they used pictures so he could understand.
re: Anyone else hates going to the doctor?
Posted by Norbert on 5/8/26 at 12:06 pm to SallysHuman
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poop in a box twice
Seems like the best test is to just to have someone take a look with a scope at the recommended intervals.
Not much worse than shitting in a box :lol:
Which if it comes back negative - you could still have something.
If it comes back positive - you get scoped anyway and now you’re scared you may have cancer when you very well may not.
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there are people who do love going to Drs.
Retired folks.
They discuss doctor’s appointments like theyre recreational outings.
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