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Men-do you prefer a male or female massage therapist?
Posted on 7/23/26 at 10:02 pm
Posted on 7/23/26 at 10:02 pm
And which one do you prefer your wife to have?
Posted on 7/23/26 at 10:03 pm to madamsquirrel
Female for me and don’t care who the wife gets.
Posted on 7/23/26 at 10:05 pm to madamsquirrel
I prefer a female so I don't feel bad about the boner.
I have no preference for my wife but she prefers females as well because she's a classy lady.
I have no preference for my wife but she prefers females as well because she's a classy lady.
Posted on 7/23/26 at 10:05 pm to madamsquirrel
Whoever has strong hands
Posted on 7/23/26 at 10:08 pm to madamsquirrel
I always ask for a female. Would be weird asking well over just a little bit more to left.
Eta: my wife can pick whomever
Eta: my wife can pick whomever
This post was edited on 7/23/26 at 10:11 pm
Posted on 7/23/26 at 10:08 pm to madamsquirrel
Iprefera female the rapist
Posted on 7/23/26 at 10:11 pm to madamsquirrel
Dont want a dude doing my happy ending
Posted on 7/23/26 at 10:11 pm to madamsquirrel
Whoever is wearing the strap on ...
Sorry was just at Naughty Nawlins
Sorry was just at Naughty Nawlins
Posted on 7/23/26 at 10:12 pm to OWLFAN86
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Whoever has strong hands
I thought the same thing.
Then I had some dude massage me. He drug his furry forearms up the back of my thighs. I did not like that at all.
Still have never had a massage.
Posted on 7/23/26 at 10:13 pm to madamsquirrel
Female, but I go to a lesbian lady. You get all the strength and none of the awkwardness
Posted on 7/23/26 at 10:13 pm to madamsquirrel
I've had the same lady for 15 years.
Posted on 7/23/26 at 10:14 pm to madamsquirrel
Female
Im not homophobic, but the idea of a man squirting jergens on his hands and rubbing me down isn’t on my bucket list.
Im not homophobic, but the idea of a man squirting jergens on his hands and rubbing me down isn’t on my bucket list.
Posted on 7/23/26 at 10:15 pm to madamsquirrel
The answer is women for both. Men message therapists are weird.
Posted on 7/23/26 at 10:36 pm to madamsquirrel
Incoming babyTac genius move to buy a massage chair for cost effectiveness unlike broke guys who make bad decisions
Posted on 7/23/26 at 10:38 pm to madamsquirrel
I’m not paying to be rubbed down by a man and I’m damn sure not paying for my wife to be rubbed down by another man.
Posted on 7/23/26 at 10:40 pm to madamsquirrel
Women. I had a massage from a dude one time and it was ok but I just prefer a woman. It’s not sexual at all it’s just more comfortable. The wife prefers women too. 
Posted on 7/23/26 at 10:41 pm to Ryan3232
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the idea of a man squirting jergens on his hands and rubbing me down
That’s not jergens.
Posted on 7/23/26 at 10:42 pm to madamsquirrel
Alpha males do not get massages, and they massage their own wives.
Go outside and dip some ants.
quote:
do you prefer a male or female massage therapist?
Go outside and dip some ants.
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