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re: Men-do you prefer a male or female massage therapist?

Posted on 7/24/26 at 8:37 am to
Posted by StonewallJack
Member since Apr 2008
1101 posts
Posted on 7/24/26 at 8:37 am to
Females only
Posted by Chinese Bandit Boy
Member since Jun 2021
967 posts
Posted on 7/24/26 at 9:40 am to
quote:

wash my hair after a cut.


After? They cut dirty hair? Do they wear gloves?
Posted by RedSoloSpitCup
Sweet Home Alabama
Member since Jan 2020
89 posts
Posted on 7/24/26 at 10:42 am to
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Female, but I go to a lesbian lady. You get all the strength and none of the awkwardness


I used to only go to female therapists who were bigger than me for the same reason.
Posted by boxcarbarney
Above all things, be a man
Member since Jul 2007
27062 posts
Posted on 7/24/26 at 10:46 am to
I've only been to a male massage therapist once, when I had this gnarly knot in my back I couldn't get to release.

I didn't seek out to get massaged by a male, but he was the only one available and I was in a ton of pain.

Dude did a better job than any female therapist I've been to (no homo)
Posted by SmackoverHawg
Member since Oct 2011
31704 posts
Posted on 7/24/26 at 11:03 am to
Female for me. Don’t care for her.
Posted by deltaland
Member since Mar 2011
103559 posts
Posted on 7/24/26 at 11:07 am to
Female. Don’t want a man rubbing all over me


I trust my wife. She can have whichever makes her feel comfortable
Posted by Tiger Prawn
Member since Dec 2016
26166 posts
Posted on 7/24/26 at 11:11 am to
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I mean, it's like their trying to rip your dick off.
Posted by Bullfrog
Running Through the Wet Grass
Member since Jul 2010
61667 posts
Posted on 7/24/26 at 11:12 am to
Asian Females

Old habits die hard.
Posted by ChatGPT of LA
Member since Mar 2023
7369 posts
Posted on 7/24/26 at 11:15 am to
quote:

female so I don't feel bad about the boner.


So youde get a boner with a male?
Posted by Bullfrog
Running Through the Wet Grass
Member since Jul 2010
61667 posts
Posted on 7/24/26 at 11:25 am to
I guess 20 dollars is 20 dollars.
Posted by Tedorgeron
Member since Feb 2022
266 posts
Posted on 7/24/26 at 11:44 am to
Female because I am not an Aggie
Posted by dirtsandwich
AL
Member since May 2016
7385 posts
Posted on 7/24/26 at 11:48 am to
I generally prefer a woman. However, the best massage I’ve ever had was at the spa at the Ritz in New Orleans by a man who claimed he used to be Howie Long’s personal masseuse.
Posted by PocketLab
Thib
Member since Sep 2018
258 posts
Posted on 7/24/26 at 11:50 am to
Same here. When he came out I thought "Crud" but went with it. He was very nice, professional and strong! He did great. If i could go back to him I would. That being said, I'd rather a random woman than a random man.
Posted by samson73103
Krypton
Member since Nov 2008
9379 posts
Posted on 7/24/26 at 12:44 pm to
I not only prefer a woman massage therapist, it's a deal breaker. I refuse to allow a man touch my naked body.
Posted by MorbidTheClown
Baton Rouge
Member since Jan 2015
76613 posts
Posted on 7/24/26 at 12:50 pm to
Neither. I don’t like people touching me
Posted by Mung
Ba’on Rooj
Member since Aug 2007
9459 posts
Posted on 7/24/26 at 1:22 pm to
Female for me. GF and I once had 2dudes doing a couples massage after a 10 mile hike at Yosemite. Dude put his forearms into my hamstrings and I almost passed out. I like pressure but damn!

Had an Asian chick on Perkins out past Siegen walk on my back during a massage. Highly recommend.
Posted by TheOcean
#honeyfriedchicken
Member since Aug 2004
46549 posts
Posted on 7/24/26 at 1:24 pm to
We bought a really nice massage chair and we use the frick out of it. Basically use it every night. I've probably used it 200 times since buying it
Posted by wesfau
Member since Mar 2023
2758 posts
Posted on 7/24/26 at 1:25 pm to
It doesn't matter to me, as long as they can dig in and do the work.

Pro tip: if you're at a resort in the south and decide to snag an impromptu massage, opting for either will make your scheduling options open up significantly. Buncha baws afraid they'll catch the gay if a man touches them, apparently.
Posted by PalletJack
LA by birth, TX by choice
Member since Oct 2024
1100 posts
Posted on 7/24/26 at 1:31 pm to
Personally, having a man's hands on me would be excruciatingly awkward.
Posted by HogPharmer
Member since Jun 2022
3939 posts
Posted on 7/24/26 at 1:46 pm to
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Incoming babyTac genius move to buy a massage chair for cost effectiveness unlike broke guys who make bad decisions


Everyone knows he installed custom massage seats in his 2013 Toyota Tundra with 700,000 miles.
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