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re: Men-do you prefer a male or female massage therapist?
Posted on 7/25/26 at 9:45 am to JohnnyKilroy
Posted on 7/25/26 at 9:45 am to JohnnyKilroy
quote:This.
It makes no difference to me, I’m not going to a massage therapist for a sexual experience.
quote:I have had both and the male’s tend to give a far better massage.
Lots of repressed gayness on the OT today between the male only gyms and being concerned that you will get a boner if you have a male masseuse.
It isn’t a sexual thing, so not sure why it would matter.
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Posted on 7/25/26 at 9:47 am to Grievous Angel
quote:Bruh, he isn’t going to turn you gay.
I don't even like a dude cutting my hair.
Maybe in an old school barber shop, ok.
But in a salon, he's gonna be gay.
My barber is an older black man named Larry. Dude does a kickass job.
Posted on 7/25/26 at 10:31 am to madamsquirrel
How many of you alpha men get massages?
Persona reset?
-Who wins fight (Silver back ape vs GI Joe)
- Sonic fighting locals
- WWE lovin’
- Dipping red ants
…AND MASSAGES?
TRT 1, OT Alpha male 0
Persona reset?
-Who wins fight (Silver back ape vs GI Joe)
- Sonic fighting locals
- WWE lovin’
- Dipping red ants
…AND MASSAGES?
TRT 1, OT Alpha male 0
Posted on 7/25/26 at 10:43 am to Everyday Is Saturday
I go to a little Filipino ladyboy. Best of both worlds
Posted on 7/25/26 at 10:47 am to Loup
quote:
My back is heavily muscled
OT slang for big boned. That’s back fat baw
Posted on 7/25/26 at 11:48 am to B747Tiger
quote:
I go to a little Filipino ladyboy. Best of both worlds
Hey hey, toxic alpha…can’t call someone little. They will cancel you and your heteroptionality.
Posted on 7/25/26 at 12:05 pm to madamsquirrel
Female.
Had a dude once and it’s weird. The women are usually plenty strong.
My wife only gets females too, her preference.
Had a dude once and it’s weird. The women are usually plenty strong.
My wife only gets females too, her preference.
Posted on 7/25/26 at 12:48 pm to Rust Cohle
quote:male or female this is the absolute worst
dug his fingernails all up on me for the next 50 minutes
Posted on 7/25/26 at 2:02 pm to DawgCountry
quote:
OT slang for big boned. That’s back fat baw
Nah baw. I'm 13% BF. Not super lean but not beer gut and back fat sloppy.
Posted on 7/25/26 at 2:02 pm to madamsquirrel
Full body- female
Chair massage while waiting for my wife at the nail salon - give me Jackie Chan
Chair massage while waiting for my wife at the nail salon - give me Jackie Chan
Posted on 7/25/26 at 2:03 pm to jmarto1
quote:
Dont want a dude doing my happy ending
Posted on 7/25/26 at 6:02 pm to madamsquirrel
Female for front, male for backside
Posted on 7/25/26 at 6:05 pm to OWLFAN86
quote:
Whoever has strong hands
Man Hands from Seinfeld would be perfect.
This post was edited on 7/25/26 at 6:07 pm
Posted on 7/25/26 at 6:11 pm to evil cockroach
quote:It gets even more uncomfortable when you realize they’re a lot better at it than women.
Dont want a dude doing my happy ending
Posted on 7/25/26 at 6:22 pm to beaverfever
quote:
when you realize
Homo o’clock = atomic precision.
Theory of relativity predicted this.
Posted on 7/25/26 at 8:10 pm to madamsquirrel
Mine is female.
Just easier for me to talk to them
Just easier for me to talk to them
Posted on 7/25/26 at 9:50 pm to GRTiger
quote:
I have no preference for my wife but she prefers females as well because she's a classy lady.
The married Japanese ladies in the JAVHD hidden camera documentary videos I have seen once or twice all seemed fairly classy until the female masseuse oiled them up, poured something in the steamer, applied some special ointment, made them have earthquake seizures, and then tried to smother them by sitting on their faces.
Strangely instead of calling the cops to report the assault the ladies kept returning and would start to instigate the behavior towards the masseuses in subsequent massages.
This post was edited on 7/25/26 at 9:52 pm
Posted on 7/25/26 at 9:59 pm to madamsquirrel
Neither because I don’t have a massage therapist at all.
Posted on 7/25/26 at 10:06 pm to madamsquirrel
If you care about actual therapy and not just feeling icky reasons, a man is 1000% better than a woman. Larger, stronger hands makes a huge difference.
I used to get shiatsu by an old japanese man in Dallas and it felt like I was a new person. He mostly used his feet and forearms, though.
I used to get shiatsu by an old japanese man in Dallas and it felt like I was a new person. He mostly used his feet and forearms, though.
Posted on 7/25/26 at 10:13 pm to madamsquirrel
I don't think I could let a dude rub on me.
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