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WW 2 Seabees were badass.


My pawpaw was a Seabee in Guadalcanal :pimp: :usa:

re: Favorite throwaway Seinfeld lines

Posted by tigerpimpbot on 10/7/26 at 12:05 pm to
“I stop shooooort”
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he demanded more money from the victim, claiming he had provided the victim “with a service,”


It seems like an uphill battle to win on this argument.

re: The $700.00 Water Bill

Posted by tigerpimpbot on 10/6/26 at 1:00 pm to
Leaky hose pipe
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Fooling around with an Arab guy, black guy, Asian guy, Hispanic guy, and white guy in one night wins you a gold in the whore Olympics I’m pretty sure.


I’m sure she scored some social media points for allowing such a diverse crew to run the air tight test on her.
Magna cum laude graduate of YouTube University :pimp:
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My hand to god this is a true story - back in the day I clerked for a family court judge in St Tammany. There was a nasty divorce going on and the wife had posts that the husband had made on TD printed out and used as evidence in the divorce. If you think about it there’s a lot of stuff on here that would look terrible in that setting. You had posts in babe threads. Posts in Brittney threads. All of it. You can imagine. Stuff you and I wouldn’t think twice about but that in that setting made the husband look like a total pervert. I shite you not you had lawyers asking “and what is an OT 7” type of questions in court. It was a trying time for me to keep from busting out laughing in the courtroom.


That’s brilliant. geauxjudge would be proud.
We don’t watch one show on that list. :lol:
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I hope you have better luck than Birmingham.


Drove through Birmingham last year for the first time in like 10 years and it was exactly the same under construction as I remembered it. And it’s still better than BR :lol:
Hegseth dried up their defense kickbacks.
I was kind of hoping we would get this slop just to see how bad it could be. I am disappoint.
Dorcas showboating and lost. The jokes write themselves. :lol:
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Booger. AI doesn’t know crap


CLK said Booger had .5 sack in his TD game.

re: Longstreet > clark

Posted by tigerpimpbot on 10/4/26 at 5:44 am to
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Third string QB is the answer


Every time :lol:
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Ole Miss had 706 total yards vs LSU in 2023.


We know. We’ve seen y’all’s banner.

re: Kiffin is the new Saban

Posted by tigerpimpbot on 10/4/26 at 5:27 am to
Agreed. Even though LSU won 2 titles after Saban we still needed CLK to come here and do this.
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On Jeff Foxworthy: “With your wardrobe and that gay walrus moustache, you look like one of the Village People on casual Friday."

On David Hasselhoff: “When alcohol does its taxes, it lists you as a dependent.”


That’s next level :lol: