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Willie Stroker
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Registered on: | 9/8/2008 |
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re: Running List of Trump Staff/Cabinet Picks...
Posted by Willie Stroker on 4/29/25 at 1:50 pm
This seems to be a stale topic.
Why does this continue to be pinned?
Why does this continue to be pinned?
re: Big Will Checking Out His Patriots Locker
Posted by Willie Stroker on 4/28/25 at 5:49 pm
Looks like the sleeves were tailored for arm length. Will fit great.
re: Thoughts on Abraham Lincoln?
Posted by Willie Stroker on 4/28/25 at 2:44 pm
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What was the last thing that entered Lincoln's mind at Ford's Theatre?
Piece of lead?
re: Fisherman’s Wharf, gone. Nice job Democrats.
Posted by Willie Stroker on 4/28/25 at 7:03 am
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Wow.
I was just there a few months ago
Could have been you baw.
re: DJT is bringing back Columbus Day.
Posted by Willie Stroker on 4/27/25 at 10:11 pm
I’m not sure what this means.
Columbus Day is already a federal holiday. What gets restored?
Columbus Day is already a federal holiday. What gets restored?
re: White House posts pics of first lady Melania Trump for her 55th birthday
Posted by Willie Stroker on 4/27/25 at 8:27 pm
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I’ve seen better pictures of her… :)
You know what must be done.
Do it.
re: Former LSU QB TJ Finley looking for his 6th school in 6 years
Posted by Willie Stroker on 4/27/25 at 1:05 pm
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Coach kinda screwed him over at Texas State from what I heard
Didn’t want to post details of what you heard?
Just a conclusion?
re: What distance, pre urinal, is whipping it out acceptable?
Posted by Willie Stroker on 4/26/25 at 5:26 pm
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there are times where dominance must quickly be established, baw
Dominance is not established by being premature with the dick whip.
It’s established by a willingness to make people uncomfortable by breaking some rules with spacing at the urinal. I usually stand next to the black guy even if other urinals are free. He’s not used to that and will feel uncomfortable. If no black guys, I’ll just stand next to any gym bros.
To seal the deal, when no talking is usually allowed, I’ll usually take a deep sigh as the stream first flows and utter the phrase, “Whew… I should NOT have had that asparagus.”
re: What distance, pre urinal, is whipping it out acceptable?
Posted by Willie Stroker on 4/26/25 at 5:20 pm
I start unholstering as soon as I spot a vacancy. Dick is already out by the time I stop walking. My intention is to be efficient with my time out of respect to my brothers who might be waiting in line behind me.
So once I’m in position, dick is already out, but I might stretch it out once I’m stationary to reduce the chance of any kinks in the hose.
I hope that answers your question OP.
So once I’m in position, dick is already out, but I might stretch it out once I’m stationary to reduce the chance of any kinks in the hose.
I hope that answers your question OP.
re: Thoughts on Abraham Lincoln?
Posted by Willie Stroker on 4/26/25 at 5:14 pm
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Absolutely demolished the Constitution, but saved the Union.
The Union was a voluntary arrangement. Member states were free to leave.
But when they did, he chose to centralize power instead of letting them exercise their freedom to do so.
re: Will Deion admit he ruined his kids chance at an NFL career?
Posted by Willie Stroker on 4/26/25 at 10:11 am
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Will Deion admit he ruined his kids chance at an NFL career?
Someone like Deion is not capable of that kind of introspection.
It’s probably the opposite. Deion was Shadeur’s coach every day from high school through college. Deion can only believe that HE is the reason for every level of Shadeur’s success.
re: Why Are A Disproportionate Percentage of Legal Professionals Degenerate Scumbags?
Posted by Willie Stroker on 4/25/25 at 10:36 am
The nature of the job requires repurposing language, and other people’s findings on similar but not identical issues to suit self-interest. And your self interest is for sale every day.
THAT is breeding grounds for douche bags.
THAT is breeding grounds for douche bags.
re: What useless random skills do you have from playing youth sports?
Posted by Willie Stroker on 4/24/25 at 2:34 pm
I can still take a smack to the back of the head from an adult’s open palm.
Difference is I can now retaliate.
Difference is I can now retaliate.
re: Megyn Kelly on Stephen A show
Posted by Willie Stroker on 4/24/25 at 6:59 am
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Megyn Kelly needs to be my wife.
But can she cook?
re: Gotta’ say I’m proud of RFK Jr
Posted by Willie Stroker on 4/23/25 at 9:58 pm
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We’re basically the only place that allows it
And yet it still took us this long.
Why? If it’s the $, then where do these money makers think consumers will go to if the last place on Earth bans it too?
re: Massachusetts bans gas leaf blowers
Posted by Willie Stroker on 4/23/25 at 12:37 pm
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Massachusetts bans gas leaf blowers
I might be slightly dyslexic.
At first glance, I thought I read that Massachusetts gang bangs leaf blowers.
re: Would you be OK with your gf/wife going to a party with male stripper(s)?
Posted by Willie Stroker on 4/23/25 at 12:34 pm
Yes. I trust her.
But she’s not that trashy. She would never want to go to a party knowing male strippers would be there. She would not trust male strippers and does not hang with friends who want to host a private party with male strippers.
If OP’s wife wants this shite, OP has a trashy fricking wife.
But she’s not that trashy. She would never want to go to a party knowing male strippers would be there. She would not trust male strippers and does not hang with friends who want to host a private party with male strippers.
If OP’s wife wants this shite, OP has a trashy fricking wife.
re: Question about Due Process for January 6ers
Posted by Willie Stroker on 4/23/25 at 7:58 am
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5) Not one protestor was armed. NOT ONE. Some insurrection, huh?
Keep fighting your fight, but you might want to look deeper into the facts and revise this quoted statement.
re: Jones st 3rd
Posted by Willie Stroker on 4/22/25 at 7:39 pm
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Idk. Trying to force Pearson in the lineup over Braswell is weird.
Still felling confident about that?
You really LSBoosied the frick out of that comment.
re: Rampage Jackson shocked to find what his son was eating when he walked into his son’s room
Posted by Willie Stroker on 4/22/25 at 6:43 pm
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i thought black guys didnt eat snatch
Who said anything about snatch? Bro was licking some b-hole.
That’s not a healthy diet. I do not recommend. It’s like licking a penny. Nothing good comes from that.
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