Willie Stroker

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Do you find yourself getting more emotional as you age?

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The opposite.

Fewer things trigger an emotional reaction. I think it’s because there are fewer first time experiences.

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if I'm ever at a point that I cannot take care of myself and have to be fed, wiped, etc .... I'm ready to go.

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It’s never too late to punish your kids

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I watched a M'fer in Iraq wipe his arse with a freaking rock and then tossed sand up his arse crack.

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If we have the technology to measure hormone levels, why isn’t there more research on identifying a woman’s optimal hormone level?

If they fluctuate, let’s get them an implant like a pacemaker. Let the broads regulate it throughout the day like this morphine pumps used in hospitals. Now that I think about it, that’s probably a bad idea.

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The tank being empty when I need it, and having to replace it.

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Do you have the same problem with your car?

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Everyone with "sources" says this.

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The first stage is smoke.

Then “a lot of moving pieces”

Then “a fluid situation”

But sometimes those last two come in the same paragraph. Usually, once you see those last two in the same paragraph, there’s a 55% chance that the described coaching change will come to fruition.

Those people then get e-cred for the next hiring decision, but much like stock brokers and gamblers who beat the spread, they tend not to have 2 good years in their game.

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TNF is low quality typically

They should just do a better job of scheduling it but don’t give a shite because it’s going to get eyes regardless

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Gotcha. You and I watch sports differently.

I watch because professional development interests me. I’m just as interested in seeing how the high draft picks perform, as I am with seeing how the perennial bench players perform.

I don’t need a marquee matchup to capture my interest. All games have examples of noteworthy performances.

Flourless cake is the best

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Weren’t the point of food trucks that you could minimize overhead and produce good food at affordable prices without locking yourself into brick and mortar? Now we got dudes out here charging twenty fricking dollars for a smash burger and wanting you to pay an extra 3 bucks for fries to go with it. What a disgrace

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It’s a convenience fee. Same reason you pay more at stadiums and arenas.

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I'm banking or her being crazy in ~5 years. Like Britney Spears or Amanda Bynes level.

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Put me down for more of intolerable for more than 5 minutes like Alyssa Milano.

But she’ll add more tats (that single cowboy hat is a sign that she’s starting the process) so she’ll start looking much crazier.