re: Men-do you prefer a male or female massage therapist?

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Loup

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probably need to get a dude to do it

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Queer

This oddly feels like a thread I would make.

This is the only change I would make.

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And which one do you prefer your partner/wife/husband to have?

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I don't want a man rubbing on me. I know its a professional thing and it shouldn't matter, but just the idea of it makes me uncomfortable.

This is either one of the best troll posts of all-time, or you know less about men than I've been mentally giving you credit for all these years

Female and wont let my wife have a male. I don't want to take any chance of her getting wet from another man.

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I don’t know what massage they got for me but it was the most pain I have ever been in. Almost beat the heck out of the guy doing it.

First massage I ever had and that day i determined no man will ever massage me again.

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This brings up another good point. I know everyone is different, etc and it doesn't apply to everyone, but as a general rule.. Men are aggressive and built to provide and protect. Women are motherly and are more gentle and caring. Sticking with that basic rule, in general I would just trust a woman more to give a massage.

Then, as a general rule, if the male isn't aggressive there is a possibility he could be gay.. Now I don't really care if someone is gay or not and I am not saying a gay man would be attracted to me, but personally for something like a massage I would not feel comfortable getting one from a gay male. I know the odds are low when it comes to having a gay male massage therapist who will be attracted to me and try some funny shite, but I don't even want to have to think about it. If I had to pick a type, give me a lesbian female that isn't the butch one.

I know this is crazy talk, but that's just how my mind thinks about this situation.