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re: Men-do you prefer a male or female massage therapist?
Posted on 7/24/26 at 1:48 pm to PalletJack
Posted on 7/24/26 at 1:48 pm to PalletJack
My wife won't let me get a massage from a female, so I'm always stuck with a guy. It's definitely a little awkward when you get a boner but you kinda get used to it after a while. It honestly is what is it, is what my wife tells me. My wife uses a male also because she says their bigger and stronger hands do a lot better work. One of these days I'm going to try to convince my wife to let me use a female , but it's a long shot since they usually don't allow bystanders at the place we go.
This post was edited on 7/24/26 at 1:49 pm
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Posted on 7/24/26 at 1:54 pm to Techdave
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On that note, i’m not letting the male barber wash my hair after a cut. My wife thinks I’m odd for only letting a female wash my hair after a haircut. I feel like most men think this way.
Scared you’re going to get a boner?
Posted on 7/24/26 at 1:56 pm to PalletJack
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Personally, having a man's hands on me would be excruciatingly awkward.
It’s okay to come out of the closet baw.
Posted on 7/24/26 at 1:58 pm to kaleidoscoping
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I'm always stuck with a guy. It's definitely a little awkward when you get a boner but you kinda get used to it after a while
What the frick???
Posted on 7/24/26 at 2:04 pm to madamsquirrel
I specifically ask for non-binary.
I kid. Ultimately, it doesn’t really matter to me. Send me whoever is the best. Massage therapists are all kind of weird imo.
I kid. Ultimately, it doesn’t really matter to me. Send me whoever is the best. Massage therapists are all kind of weird imo.
Posted on 7/24/26 at 2:05 pm to JohnnyKilroy
Stfu dude, it happens to everyone.
Posted on 7/24/26 at 2:07 pm to madamsquirrel
if it is a relaxing easy massage, female.
if its to really get at tight muscles then i actually prefer male therapists.
if its to really get at tight muscles then i actually prefer male therapists.
Posted on 7/24/26 at 2:09 pm to madamsquirrel
It makes no difference to me, I’m not going to a massage therapist for a sexual experience.
I also don’t care if my wife gets a male or female.
I also don’t care if my wife gets a male or female.
Posted on 7/24/26 at 2:14 pm to Epic Cajun
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It makes no difference to me, I’m not going to a massage therapist for a sexual experience.
This is where I land.
Lots of repressed gayness on the OT today between the male only gyms and being concerned that you will get a boner if you have a male masseuse.
Posted on 7/24/26 at 2:16 pm to madamsquirrel
Why would a man want a man to massage him unless he is gay?
Posted on 7/24/26 at 2:18 pm to Syd
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Why would a man want a man to massage him unless he is gay?
Because there is nothing inherently sexual about getting a massage
Posted on 7/24/26 at 2:26 pm to Epic Cajun
Who are all these weirdos getting boners during a massage? frick's sake, some of y'all are weird as frick.
Posted on 7/24/26 at 2:32 pm to JohnnyKilroy
quote:this is the correct answer but this
It makes no difference to me, I’m not going to a massage therapist for a sexual experience.
I also don’t care if my wife gets a male or female.
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Lots of repressed gayness on the OT today between the male only gyms and being concerned that you will get a boner if you have a male masseuse.
Cracks me up most days
Posted on 7/24/26 at 4:09 pm to wesfau
I get a boner every time I ride in a car or bus. Just happens.
Posted on 7/24/26 at 5:19 pm to madamsquirrel
I’m not gay so female.
Posted on 7/24/26 at 5:25 pm to madamsquirrel
Got a couples massage, wife does not want a male masseuse. So I was like all right whatever I’ll do it. Bro dug his fingernails all up on me for the next 50 minutes.
Posted on 7/25/26 at 7:38 am to Chinese Bandit Boy
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After? They cut dirty hair? Do they wear gloves?
Never had a haircut my man?
Posted on 7/25/26 at 7:42 am to madamsquirrel
Had a female tech do an ultrasound on my balls once.
Posted on 7/25/26 at 7:55 am to boxcarbarney
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Dude did a better job than any female therapist I've been to
Let’s be honest. This is the least surprising outcome of call time. Of course men are better at giving massages.
That said I prefer women. I’m trying to enjoy myself not have some dude mansplain my tension away.
Posted on 7/25/26 at 9:41 am to madamsquirrel
I don't even like a dude cutting my hair.
Maybe in an old school barber shop, ok.
But in a salon, he's gonna be gay.
Maybe in an old school barber shop, ok.
But in a salon, he's gonna be gay.
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