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Wyoming Father & Son Bleached Penis Shapes On Cows As Payback To Ranch Neighbor

Posted on 9/30/23 at 9:09 am
Posted by Bourre
Da Parish
Member since Nov 2012
20300 posts
Posted on 9/30/23 at 9:09 am
What a bunch of dicks!!

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A feud between neighbors allegedly boiled over to the point where a father and son now face felony charges for bleaching penis shapes on cows belonging to their neighbor, according to the Cowboy State Daily, who is all over this story that has apparently rocked the Wyoming cattle industry.

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Let me break down this feud for you guys as quickly as possible. I don’t want to play inside baseball here. Here is how this is playing out via the court documents:

• The Carrolls say they were growing frustrated with Habeck and his lack of care when his cows would get onto their property. The father-son duo admits their fence isn’t completely up to snuff, but that they always fixed parts of the fence that needed attention.

• They say Habeck wasn’t as proactive and this summer as they were out branding their own cattle, they decided it was time to “get Philip’s attention.”

• The Habeck cattle, which jumped the border on June 20, were rounded up by the Carrolls and an unnamed cohort who then “marked them up pretty good.”

• Investigators say those markings included dong art.

• There’s a bunch of arguing over the fence and how one neighbor is mad at the other for sitting around watching as the other guy tried to make life better for everyone.

• There are hurt feelings, cattle with dong markings and now felony charges.


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Posted by Adajax
Member since Nov 2015
6147 posts
Posted on 9/30/23 at 9:12 am to
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The father-son duo admits their fence isn’t completely up to snuff


And they blame the neighbor? Utterly ridiculous.
Posted by fightin tigers
Downtown Prairieville
Member since Mar 2008
73681 posts
Posted on 9/30/23 at 9:12 am to
Posted by CocomoLSU
Inside your dome.
Member since Feb 2004
150867 posts
Posted on 9/30/23 at 9:14 am to
Of all stories to have a picture with, and they don’t have any pics?
This post was edited on 9/30/23 at 9:15 am
Posted by BobABooey
Parts Unknown
Member since Oct 2004
14316 posts
Posted on 9/30/23 at 9:14 am to
Sounds like the neighbors had a beef.
Posted by Pandy Fackler
Member since Jun 2018
14334 posts
Posted on 9/30/23 at 9:19 am to
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And they blame the neighbor? Utterly ridiculous.



Udderly.

You were almost there. Upvote nonetheless.
Posted by SuperSaint
Sorting Out OT BS Since '2007'
Member since Sep 2007
140462 posts
Posted on 9/30/23 at 9:22 am to
Hope they round them up, they aren't stable.
Posted by redstick13
Lower Saxony
Member since Feb 2007
38605 posts
Posted on 9/30/23 at 9:24 am to
That will teach those cows to not dick around.
This post was edited on 9/30/23 at 9:25 am
Posted by TigerintheNO
New Orleans
Member since Jan 2004
41234 posts
Posted on 9/30/23 at 9:26 am to
a few dick drawings is one thing, but they did it to 189 cows
Posted by jbgleason
Bailed out of BTR to God's Country
Member since Mar 2012
18928 posts
Posted on 9/30/23 at 9:33 am to
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a few dick drawings is one thing


I am with these guys.

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they did it to 189 cows


NM. frick these dudes.
Posted by aardvark1975
St. Francisville
Member since Jan 2015
161 posts
Posted on 9/30/23 at 9:42 am to
In these days of social media keyboard warriors, look for these guys to milk this for all its worth.
Posted by MardiGrasCajun
Dirty Coast, MS
Member since Sep 2005
5380 posts
Posted on 9/30/23 at 9:43 am to
I'm glad I'm a good neighbor. I'm also glad my neighbors are good neighbors. There's no way I couldn't have worked out a solution in those circumstances. Hell, I would have fixed or helped fix my neighbor's fence. My wife and I were out of town this past week and my neighbor sent me a message saying they haven't seen any movement around my house during that time and wanted to make sure we were OK. He wasn't aware we were out of town.
Posted by Mid Iowa Tiger
Undisclosed Secure Location
Member since Feb 2008
18731 posts
Posted on 9/30/23 at 9:46 am to
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189 cows



189 head coming through bad fencing is a serious problem. If this is deeded land and not leased through the BLM/Forest service especially.

That is a shite ton of grazing going to the neighbor. I don't blame them for taking extreme measures. It will be interesting to see if this goes to a jury. Small towns are funny, it will basically be a popularity contest. Which of the two parties is better liked?

Posted by MoarKilometers
Member since Apr 2015
18060 posts
Posted on 9/30/23 at 9:47 am to
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And they blame the neighbor?

Weird there's no mention of their cows escaping, just the neighbor's. If your cows are getting into my yard, it's on you to fix the fence, not me. I've had this argument with a neighbor before, and I don't even own cows... but he did.
Posted by fr33manator
Baton Rouge
Member since Oct 2010
124569 posts
Posted on 9/30/23 at 9:53 am to
Udder bullshite.

ETA: Dammit, too late. Herd it through the bovine there would be a cow pun thread, but wasn't swift enough.
This post was edited on 9/30/23 at 9:55 am
Posted by cable
Member since Oct 2018
9657 posts
Posted on 9/30/23 at 9:54 am to
So what is the charge?
Posted by adamau
Member since Oct 2020
3528 posts
Posted on 9/30/23 at 9:55 am to
Posted by redstick13
Lower Saxony
Member since Feb 2007
38605 posts
Posted on 9/30/23 at 9:55 am to
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Accused of bleaching images of male genitalia and other markings onto their neighbor’s cows, a Crook County father and son are now facing felony-level property destruction charges.
This post was edited on 9/30/23 at 9:58 am
Posted by fr33manator
Baton Rouge
Member since Oct 2010
124569 posts
Posted on 9/30/23 at 9:55 am to
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Of all stories to have a picture with, and they don’t have any pics?


Dicks or it didn't happen?
Posted by real turf fan
East Tennessee
Member since Dec 2016
8711 posts
Posted on 9/30/23 at 10:02 am to
What are the laws in Wyoming about fences and who maintains what?
I've read that the rules vary from state to state.
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