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[quote]Ever hear that thing about fat girls being like mopeds?[/quote] I've never wanted to ride a moped - or a fat girl...

maybe she just blows arse on the toilet and can't wipe...

[quote]That’s my wife. Calm down[/quote] What are the dimensions here - height and weight - so we can properly judge ...

[quote]She needs to get whatever is on her right shoulder checked by a dermatologist[/quote] I think that might be poop...

nice nails bro...

[quote]BBQ’ing that Russian armored column[/quote] Is that video real? What the hell kind of weapon is that?...

[quote]Nuclear Fusion... Only takes a few drops of that stuff[/quote] Why not just power it with fairy dust...

You're right - I need to give that gun a good talking to - it's really not living up to expectations just sitting in a case in a closet. ...

I can 1-up you there - I inherited my grandfather's 16 gauge that he purchased in 1946 - as far as I know - it has never shot a single human being. Just a lot of birds. 76 years murder free - it's a miracle. That thing should have killed thousands on its own by now....

This will never happen. ...

These types don't typically have any respect for PFA orders. ...

[quote]Thong[/quote] Where are these pcs? I don’t see any thongs...

Whoever wrote that sentence has no business writing -that might be the worst I’ve ever read that didn’t come from a middle schooler...

It was a Coors - I was about 6 and my Father gave it me - I guess for a taste and I chugged the entire beer - my Dad was like WTF? :lol:...

US Air out of Vegas - we boarded the plane and something went wrong so we went back to gate. The next plane arrived at the gate, but the flight crew was passed their allowable time - next crew had to drive in from about an hour away - then we boarded again and something else went wrong on the aircr...

[quote]American woman age 20 or older is 5'3.5" and weighs 170.8 pounds,[/quote] Wow - I'm almost a foot taller and weigh in at about 174 - that's crazy...

If it wasn't for the son that fought for the country the other kid wouldn't have the ability to act like that - really pretty selfish and not funny at all....

[quote]He said last year the world’s largest cryptocurrency could be worth $2.5 million per coin.[/quote] [img]https://media.giphy.com/media/tkLqD2I3pCQ37zLHjE/giphy.gif[/img]...

[quote]go to the store with her[/quote] that's a good one - there are few things I hate more than going to the grocery store with a woman - it goes from a 5 minute trip to 30. If I go to the store - I know EXACTLY what I need - women - it turns into a labyrinth ...

trash left out Dishes not put in the dishwasher blankets not folded basically anything that someone does that inconveniences me and wastes my time ...