BobABooey

[quote]The Fairgrounds.[/quote] This is the correct answer. Call 504.943.2200 to reserve a table. The food is great and you’ll probably see some New Orleans celebrities. ...

People who call Fark or Chive “Tigerdroppings.”...

Make a deal where the guy would be your butler for a year or two or make an “Indecent Proposal” to his wife. I am not an insurance adjuster but I pay insurance premiums monthly. ...

I always wondered what happened to the old Blockbuster Video employees after all those stores closed. Found one!...

Two, done...

Coming to a rap video near you!...

[quote]Bikers are the most oppressed minority in America today[/quote] Take up metal detecting as a hobby and then get back to me, amigo. ...

You gotta admit the one for Smooth Sailing, the ointment that treats anal warts is pretty bizarre. I see that one pop up and I think how freaked out everyone on the site at the time must be. I mean, come on!...

[quote]Eh. Mexico City, Los Angeles, what’s the difference?[/quote] Their votes are actually counted in LA. ...

[quote]His son will never go without once the lawsuits are finished.[/quote] Well, except for going without a Dad, you are correct. ...

Rex - waiting for pics of your Halloween costumes. ...

Will Dez be on the sideline when the Saints play Dallas?...

Okay, 2 more ideas and then I’m done. 1) Give her a box with a little pair of knit baby booties (shoes) with a note saying that you all don’t want to jinx things by talking about it. 2) Put an ad on Craig’s List asking for kittens. Give her address and explain that you need kidney dialysis s...

[quote]She would absolutely hate that kind of gift. [/quote] Well then print up a fake letter saying that a star was named after her but here’s the kicker: misspell her name in the letter! Again, no money spent but you’ll have a great story to tell at her funeral. ...

Print a nice letter from a charity that drills water wells in Africa saying that they appreciate the donation in her name and 3 villages will have water because of her generosity. There’s no way she can verify whether it’s true. You haven’t spent any money and who knows, it might make her feel good....

Since LSU was Alabama’s Super Bowl this season and a win was a requirement to have any hope of claiming that the Alabama schedule was not a complete joke, LSU was given advantages by the refs to have a good record. ...

Give him a ring if that dream comes true. Anything to put Jerry in a bad light and get Cowboy fans angrier with their franchise. Hell, I want Dez on the sidelines when the Saints play Dallas this season. ...

If you ever feel bad for the Falcons, you aren’t a true Saints fan. If you don’t have some hesitation praising either Morten or Bobby as Saints because of their betrayals, you aren’t a true Saints fan either. ...

You forgot about the time we LSU fans threw a brick through a coach’s window. Or the time we poisoned the trees at Tulane, our biggest rival. In a couple of weeks, Whinin’ Nicky Saban will proudly point to the LSU game as proof that the Alabama schedule wasn’t a complete joke. Don’t forget to se...

In two weeks, it will be Sunday. I don’t doubt that the Aggies will claim a W, though. ...