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What did the Romans ever do for us?



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The aqueduct.


Okay, aside from the aqueduct?
Well well well, once again the boring truth rearing its ugly head to spoil a good story
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I have 2 siblings born on 9.22 and 9.25 so I am guessing they are the result of Christmas sex.



Sounds like Ol' Saint Dick came on Christmas after all
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In no way am I kidding, I was thinking about and actually having a conversation about Roman roads this past week.


I was talking about how the Romans built their ports last Sunday
Yup, busy too.


I don't know any 26th I haven't worked
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The song was first written in 1922 as a poem


From the viewpoint Of a soldier
Who can only be home for Christmas in his dreams

What happened not long before that?

What would leave his loved ones longing and wishing for a Christmas return that would never happen?
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her titties were about to burst. As much as I love the heft of full milk jugs rubbing against my chest, I recognize how uncomfortable that is for her and how self conscious she can be about spraying milk all over me during a romp.



Actually, he was dead the whole time. It's from the viewpoint of a fallen soldier
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they rarely give it up to begin with,


Imagine if you had quit back when you heard they were getting bought out
She thinks you're a Hunka Hunka burnin' Hub
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where we're trying new shite in new places to keep it interesting.





Doesn't Britain jail people for wrong opinions?
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I have sex almost every night before I go to sleep and almost every morning when I wake up


Well, I suppose 3.5 minutes out of your day isn't too much.
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My wife would not get me that. It says in the description that there are ten blank coupons. She knows what I would ask for and she will not do that.



So she will do anything for love, but she won't do that?


Did you marry Meatloaf?
I mean, I'm fine, but I don't think I want sex 14 times a week. 3-5 times is just fine. Sometimes I want the sleep.


14 sounds like a frickin chore
There's a difference in "believing" and "enjoying."

And it's the whole writing a letter to Santa thing

And then the letter Santa writes back.

It's as much for me as it is for them. Performative, and if we are all in on it...doesn't hurt anyone.
Laying on the couch watching Christmas movies with the grandson while the women prep Christmas dinner.

Older kids who are in for the holidays say they are staying up here at their grandmas with their siblings and cousins

Wife comes and gives me a kiss and says "when we get home, it's on."

So I guess I'm off (and on) the naughty list

re: Sex on Christmas. Is this a thing?

Posted by fr33manator on 12/25/25 at 12:02 pm to
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quote: I’m scheduled to have sex with your wife today at 3



quote:Ha! Unlucky you, I've got the 2:55pm slot.


Great, that's means I'll be stuck between you and only a minute to cuddle
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Ask me anything!



Is the sex getting more exciting or more boring?

Does she still do that thing with the flying helmet and the wet celery?