fr33manator

[quote]This seems to be one of those letter of the law vs spirit of the law situations…[/quote] Can you imagine a rabbi getting to meet Yahweh, and then trying to lawyer with him? The Scene: *BURNING BUSH APPEARS* "I AM THE LORD THY GOD! HAST THOU KEPT MY LAWS, RABBI BAWSTEIN!?" Rab...

[quote] If anyone has ever been on a boat at trolling speed in saltwater, especially within a mile of shore you can attest that you are almost guaranteed to see dolphins in the wake or along side the boat. It is literally strange NOT to see them. Night or day. [/quote] Good point. Maybe do...

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[quote]This is where free bud light would have came in handy![/quote] Talk about insult to injury! "OUCH! Now I'm bleeding and my weiner is tucked"...

[quote]Imagine the people they could help with this money… [/quote] Why would they need to do that? As if it's done any good...

They are actually lane dwelling crustaceans ...

[quote] They took the swan back to one of their residences on Syracuse’s Northside and reportedly cooked and ate the swan[/quote] So...fowl play...

[quote]That's called a jalapeno popper.[/quote] [img]https://media.tenor.com/4o1o95DyET4AAAAM/slowclap-clap.gif[/img]...

When two thugs get jalapeño business......

Probably from Scotlandville [img]https://y.yarn.co/143db6df-6cbd-4745-ba7e-feaed89e7584_text.gif[/img]...

[quote]Surely I’m not the only one tired of being hit up for donations at the drug store, the grocery store, the sporting goods store, etc. while checking out. Why has this become so prevalent? [/quote] Because you can spend money on beer and steak and can't be arsed to give a few measly cents ...

Dear penthouse forum, I never thought it would happen to me, but when I went on vacation with the Widow McGillicutty, her twin sisters and my best friend Percival......

[quote]Mulvaney is a massive troll and [b]isn't a real trans person.[/b][/quote] Listen to yourself! He's playing pretend like all the rest. [link=(https://youtu.be/rV-Exeal17s)]People aren't clownfish! They can't change their sex![/link] It's all a costume. And you know what, costumes...

[quote] “Conservatives” by August at this rate [/quote] [img]https://d37adozyy71gtb.cloudfront.net/wp-content/uploads/2022/10/buggy-r.jpg[/img] I'm starting to think the Amish were on to something What if we had some neo-Amish, where we shunned inventions made after the 1980s or someth...

[quote]How do you determine where things are underground on your property?[/quote] Hire a locator. If it's metal, you can put a tone on it and trace it. If it's PVC, Terra cotta or something else, might have to pothole. Good to take pics when they put stuff in as a reference tool....

A duck...

[quote]Very cool but yeah if I lived in a ritzy DC neighborhood and had these things around I wouldn’t be pleased.[/quote] Bronze lions and Grecian columns more your thing?...

[quote]They will now have the time to become artists, poets, musicians, and chefs.[/quote] Too many of those now! ...

[quote]Amish gangs? what do they do ? throw furniture at one-another [/quote] Act like they were raisin a barn...

With clowns, expect wigs Fun fact, did you know there is a special term for someone who makes wigs!? Guess what it is! For reference A Chandler makes candles A haberdasher makes hats. A Cobbler makes......