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re: Top Golf - they deaden the balls and clubs, right?

Posted on 10/30/26 at 9:59 am to
Posted by BabyTac
Austin, TX
Member since Jun 2008
17598 posts
Posted on 10/30/26 at 9:59 am to
Yes, the balls are not only dead but will screw up your clubs hitting them if you bring your own.

TopGolf is not for actual golfers.
This post was edited on 10/30/26 at 10:00 am
Posted by Willie Stroker
Member since Sep 2008
17585 posts
Posted on 10/30/26 at 10:01 am to
quote:

TopGolf is so 2016…

I was going to go with 2017, but you do you.
Posted by slidingstop
Member since Jan 2025
2870 posts
Posted on 10/30/26 at 10:05 am to
First of all, my response was in jest. But since you seem to take this so personally- especially as it wasn't directed at you- let me retort:

He claims to hit his 3W 250 yards. A cursory search of distances for the 3W is as follows:

quote:

Beginner golfers: Often hit a 3 wood around 200 yards, especially from the fairway, as accuracy and clean contact are still developing

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High-handicap golfers: Usually achieve 210 yards, benefiting from some experience but still inconsistent strike quality

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Mid-handicap golfers: Tend to hit 215–225 yards, with better control and more consistent ball speed

Low-handicap or scratch golfers: Can reach 225 yards or more, with tighter dispersion and intentional gapping between fairway woods
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Now he may very well be a scratch golfer. But that's doubtful by his own admission that he isn't "God's gift" to golf. So there's an excellent chance he assumes he's a longer hitter than he is. Thus my reply. And if he is getting 250yds out of his 3W, I'd love to know his accuracy. I'd bet his carry isn't 250. It might just roll out to 250 if course conditions are favorable. Or he's hitting downhill.

But you can carry on being offended.
Posted by The Pirate King
Pangu
Member since May 2014
71099 posts
Posted on 10/30/26 at 10:06 am to
They definitely do. The balls for sure.
Posted by iwyLSUiwy
I'm your huckleberry
Member since Apr 2008
44309 posts
Posted on 10/30/26 at 10:06 am to
quote:

Top Golf - they deaden the balls and clubs, right?


The clubs suck and those aren't ProV's you're hitting.

Not saying you did that but you don't go to Top Golf to practice. I wouldn't even want to use my clubs with those golf balls.
Posted by RocketTiger
Member since Mar 2014
1226 posts
Posted on 10/30/26 at 10:09 am to
I have met and talked with the former Top Golf President. The balls are deadened to prevent them from going outside of the net as much as possible.
Posted by Shexter
Prairieville
Member since Feb 2014
22421 posts
Posted on 10/30/26 at 10:09 am to
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Or he's hitting downhill.


He made it to the green that one time on downhill hole 4 at City Park.

Posted by Spelt it rong
Louisiana
Member since Oct 2012
11188 posts
Posted on 10/30/26 at 10:10 am to
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They used reduced flight balls dumbass

In conjunction with "They are built with extra-thick, hard Surlyn or ionomer covers designed to withstand thousands of high-impact strikes off concrete mats, lowering overall elasticity and spin efficiency"

Dumbass.
Posted by Spelt it rong
Louisiana
Member since Oct 2012
11188 posts
Posted on 10/30/26 at 10:17 am to
It wasn't very clear that you weren't being an a-hole. Apologies for misunderstanding. Typical problem with text, no?

Hitting a 3W 250 is not a rare feat. Unlikely his carry is 250 (which he would have likely specified) otherwise you assume it's the total distance.
Posted by Packer
IE, California
Member since May 2017
8716 posts
Posted on 10/30/26 at 10:22 am to
quote:

top golf is lame



All you can drink at Atomic Golf in Vegas FTW
Posted by CapitalTiger
Baton Rouge, LA
Member since Sep 2019
838 posts
Posted on 10/30/26 at 10:28 am to
quote:

I can usually get at least 250 yards out of my 3 wood.


Posted by Naked Bootleg
Premium Plus® Member
Member since Jul 2021
4175 posts
Posted on 10/30/26 at 10:40 am to
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They used reduced flight balls dumbass

Not to mention they have a chip + transmitter embedded in their balls…
Posted by Tedorgeron
Member since Feb 2022
438 posts
Posted on 10/30/26 at 10:53 am to
Yes, the balls are not only dead but will screw up your clubs hitting them if you bring your own.

TopGolf is not for actual golfers.

Is this actually true? Honestly curious. Maybe this is why I suck at golf lately
Posted by Colonel Angus
Member since Aug 2007
2301 posts
Posted on 10/30/26 at 10:53 am to
I enjoyed that place the first 2 times I went. When I went back a 3rd time for a bday function, I decided I was done. I don't get the repeat appeal.
Posted by Mingo Was His NameO
Brooklyn
Member since Mar 2016
38911 posts
Posted on 10/30/26 at 10:55 am to
quote:

Yes, the balls are not only dead but will screw up your clubs hitting them if you bring your own.

TopGolf is not for actual golfers.

Is this actually true?


They are a lot harder than premium golf balls. If you bring your clubs to top golf and hit those ball for an hour or two, is it going to ruin them? No. But if you bang a shite ton of balls with real forged irons, yes it will be bad for them.
Posted by bayouvette
Raceland
Member since Oct 2005
6042 posts
Posted on 10/30/26 at 10:56 am to
Top golf is for people who don't golf.
Posted by jbgleason
Bailed out of BTR to God's Country
Member since Mar 2012
20711 posts
Posted on 10/30/26 at 10:59 am to
quote:

he assumes he's a longer hitter than he is.


I have given up trying to talk about distances with other golfers.

One out of four guys claims he is bombing 300 yard drives on the regular. Hitting to 3 feet from 150 with consistency and shooting five over. Yet when you get on the course they can't even get it on the fairway or GIR.

Golf brings out the complete BS'er in people. Always has, always will. But that is what makes the game so compelling. It is the one sport where you can go out and once in a while hit it just like the pros. I will never be able to throw a 95 MPH fastball, run a 4.40 dash with a linebacker chasing me or do any of the other things that Pros do. But I hit a couple of shots a round that would be acceptable on the PGA tour. Which is what keeps me coming back.
Posted by iwyLSUiwy
I'm your huckleberry
Member since Apr 2008
44309 posts
Posted on 10/30/26 at 11:04 am to
quote:

No one hits it further at TG than they do on the course


Five posts in and we have two guys that consistently blast them over the back net though.
Posted by IndianPower
Louisiana
Member since May 2021
2507 posts
Posted on 10/30/26 at 11:24 am to
Here's how you can find out for sure.

Take the driver you normally hit with carry a couple of your own balls and smack them and see exactly what you get.
This post was edited on 10/30/26 at 11:25 am
Posted by dawginar
Member since Jan 2012
1290 posts
Posted on 10/30/26 at 11:45 am to
quote:

That girl has incredibly odd shaped boobs.


But I still want to see them.
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