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Top Golf - they deaden the balls and clubs, right?

Posted on 10/30/26 at 9:32 am
Posted by udtiger
Over your left shoulder
Member since Nov 2006
118744 posts
Posted on 10/30/26 at 9:32 am
Had my first experience w/ TG recently and while I am not God's gift to golf, I can usually get at least 250 yards out of my 3 wood.

I maybe put a couple at the 200 yard downrange target with the rest 150 at best.

I guess they don't want people getting outside the nets.
Posted by theliontamer
Chicago
Member since Nov 2015
2696 posts
Posted on 10/30/26 at 9:36 am to
top golf is lame
Posted by HoustonGumbeauxGuy
Member since Jul 2011
33950 posts
Posted on 10/30/26 at 9:37 am to
I consistently hit their balls up over the back net into the parking lot, not sure what you’re talking about
Posted by Art Vandelay
LOUISIANA
Member since Sep 2005
11623 posts
Posted on 10/30/26 at 9:38 am to
I think they are just shitty clubs and balls
Posted by OysterPoBoy
City of St. George
Member since Jul 2013
46210 posts
Posted on 10/30/26 at 9:39 am to
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I can usually get at least 250 yards out of my 3 wood


Posted by tigerfoot
Alexandria
Member since Sep 2006
62082 posts
Posted on 10/30/26 at 9:39 am to
I think they are all different. The one in Baton Rouge I can put balls in back of net while drinking beer and hitting their bad clubs, went to one in Atlanta and couldn’t scare the back net
Posted by Cosmo
glassman's guest house
Member since Oct 2003
133713 posts
Posted on 10/30/26 at 9:40 am to
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I consistently hit their balls up over the back net into the parking lot, not sure what you’re talking about


Same

If anything the balls are juiced
Posted by slidingstop
Member since Jan 2025
2870 posts
Posted on 10/30/26 at 9:41 am to
oh look, another self-proclaimed long hitter who can't quite accept that he doesn't hit it nearly as far as he thinks he does.

What a rarity. Especially in golf.
Posted by Paul Allen
Montauk, NY
Member since Nov 2007
79269 posts
Posted on 10/30/26 at 9:44 am to
TopGolf is so 2016…
Posted by moock blackjack
Member since Apr 2008
116659 posts
Posted on 10/30/26 at 9:45 am to
They sure don’t use ProV1’s
Posted by Spelt it rong
Louisiana
Member since Oct 2012
11188 posts
Posted on 10/30/26 at 9:46 am to
What a douchey response.

TG uses indestructible balls, so of course the performance is lacking. Take a normal ball out of your bag and a TG ball - drop them on concrete. TG ball barely makes it back to your hip.

No one hits it further at TG than they do on the course. I will say that I run into the random ball here and there that responds almost like a normal ball and I get closer to my average distances.
Posted by GoCrazyAuburn
Member since Feb 2010
42423 posts
Posted on 10/30/26 at 9:48 am to
Yes they flight down the balls and the clubs just aren't great, but they also aren't knocking 100 yards off of a 3 wood.
Posted by ThreeYYYz
Member since Feb 2025
300 posts
Posted on 10/30/26 at 9:49 am to
quote:

I can usually get at least 250 yards out of my 3 wood.

I maybe put a couple at the 200 yard downrange target with the rest 150 at best.


There's no way you thought this thread would pan out well for you, right?
The ultimate humble button of the O-T lounge.
Posted by ThreeYYYz
Member since Feb 2025
300 posts
Posted on 10/30/26 at 9:49 am to
quote:

I can usually get at least 250 yards out of my 3 wood.

I maybe put a couple at the 200 yard downrange target with the rest 150 at best.


There's no way you thought this thread would pan out well for you, right?
The ultimate humble button of the O-T lounge.
Posted by Mingo Was His NameO
Brooklyn
Member since Mar 2016
38911 posts
Posted on 10/30/26 at 9:49 am to
quote:

What a douchey response.

TG uses indestructible balls, so of course the performance is lacking. Take a normal ball out of your bag and a TG ball - drop them on concrete. TG ball barely makes it back to your hip.

No one hits it further at TG than they do on the course. I will say that I run into the random ball here and there that responds almost like a normal ball and I get closer to my average distances.


They used reduced flight balls dumbass
Posted by Shexter
Prairieville
Member since Feb 2014
22421 posts
Posted on 10/30/26 at 9:52 am to
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top golf is lame


In BR, Golf Suites > Top Golf all day long.
The lighting at TopGolf is too dark.

The staff at Golf Suites is 1000% more professional with much better lighting.





Posted by Chucktown_Badger
The banks of the Ashley River
Member since May 2013
37895 posts
Posted on 10/30/26 at 9:53 am to
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I can usually get at least 250 yards out of my 3 wood.



No you can't.

For reference the average PGA player hits their 3 wood about 260-270

Though this is likely a low key troll thread.
Posted by Chucktown_Badger
The banks of the Ashley River
Member since May 2013
37895 posts
Posted on 10/30/26 at 9:54 am to
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much better lighting.


That girl has incredibly odd shaped boobs.
Posted by LSUGrad9295
Baton Rouge
Member since May 2007
38888 posts
Posted on 10/30/26 at 9:55 am to
quote:

I can usually get at least 250 yards out of my 3 wood.


Posted by ThreeYYYz
Member since Feb 2025
300 posts
Posted on 10/30/26 at 9:56 am to
quote:

I can usually get at least 250 yards out of my 3 wood.

I maybe put a couple at the 200 yard downrange target with the rest 150 at best.


There's no way you thought this thread would pan out well for you, right?
The ultimate humble button of the O-T lounge.
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