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Why not?


In addition to all the advantages he has with Knight and Oregon, I seem to remember reading that he received or will be receiving 10's of millions in Nike stock.

Not to mention Phil Knight will match or exceed any offer we make.
You're completely full of shite.
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I am told the expectation is this gets settled before it ever reaches a courtroom at around 29-35 million.


LSU allegedly already offered 30 and were shut down by Kelly. The false narrative about settling for 20 million has been proven wrong over and over.

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I was told again today LSU was given a number on Nick Saban from Sexton. They didn’t say no. Again the chances of this happening are very very slim due to age and his pure “want” to coach again but there is a legit offer out there.


If LSU was "given a number" on Saban the ball would be in their court, not Saban's "want to" coach.

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Lanning and Freeman I was told “calls will be made, but Stars would have to align perfectly”


There is 0% chance of Dan Lanning being LSU's coach. Not even a 0.0000001% chance.

If you're actually getting information, which I don't think you are, you're being fed naive, sunshine pumping BS.

re: As the Bayou Drains

Posted by The Pirate King on 11/11/25 at 6:55 pm to
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This is not a catastrophe.


We're currently plummeting towards bottom third of the SEC and no end in sight.
Drinkwitz is a great value at +2500. I think he's probably over 50% likely to be the next coach.
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Where does this season’s LSU collapse rank historically?


I wouldn't call it a collapse, we were never good this season, just had hype. Although to be fair, our 4 losses are to #3, #4, #6, #16. It's not like we're losing to every team we play.
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The question is can they sustain an improve upon this level of play? The next 3 opponents are far inferior. That puts LSU in somewhat of a "no win" position because anything less than a dominant blowout will be cause for a bit of concern.


Having watched the bench and the behind the scenes videos, this team seems much more engaged, confident, and locked in than previous teams. That's the benefit of an experience-laden team. Will also help along the young guys like Reece and Miller.
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Really hate these posts. LSU basketball has been dead for a hot minute. Lets wait and see what happens in Jan.


Some of you choose to live in a pit of misery, and it's quite sad.
Sometimes I wonder if most of the posters here are even capable of tying their own shoes.

re: MBB assessment

Posted by The Pirate King on 11/10/25 at 9:47 pm to
The most impressive thing about the win tonight was improving on the things they struggled with in the first game. Still some work to do on defense and rebounding, but much, much better. Dare I say good coaching and players buying in.

Biggest thing for this team is going to be post play against SEC bigs. Last year they got absolutely murdered in the paint in league play.
lol he's nowhere near important enough to be the Antichrist. Plus the majority of Americans despise him

re: Gotta' Give Props to Chili's

Posted by The Pirate King on 11/10/25 at 9:38 pm to
They were in a great spot until they raised their prices recently. Outside of the burger, their other dishes are stupid expensive, like more than Walk-On's.

The best value is the triple dipper, even after they raised the price.
I'm more of a pragmatist when it comes to weddings. Give me my closest friends and family, actual good food, and a DJ.

Fancy catered wedding food is a racket.
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Dude, first 2 months nobody knows anything


I feel like it's pretty clear we don't suck as bad as last year
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If I were a betting man, I would wager everything I own on UNO beating the spread. I wouldn’t be shocked if UNO won outright.


Good call
This is what socialism/communism does. Cuts out the free market and makes the population wholly reliant on the government in every aspect of their lives.

Idiots in NYC will reap what they sow.
Nantucket Sleighride incoming tomorrow. You just wait.
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Nuss was 18-21.


Comparing this to boxing, he was 18-21 on jabs but his opponent knocked him out cold with an uppercut.
Apparently Woodward liked to meddle in the staff hires which he was unqualified to do.
If he wants to keep embarrassing himself to make a living, then whatever floats your boat Mike