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Occupation:Lion Tamer
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Registered on:11/24/2008
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No doubt he has rubbed a few out looking at her on a computer.

Who among us hasn't? I guess being an aTm fan, women aren't really your thing.

re: RIP Schlitz beer

Posted by samson73103 on 5/21/26 at 8:26 am to
I have drank enough beer in my life to float a barge. But not once have I ever drank a Schlitz. Always considered it to be a bottom of the barrel brand. Seems like it was favored by blacks and gutter alcoholics.

re: DoorDash is a human right

Posted by samson73103 on 5/21/26 at 8:24 am to
More to the point, most mf'ers are just too lazy to cook.

re: That dawg Massie

Posted by samson73103 on 5/18/26 at 8:07 pm to
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For some folks, p___y is like air or water. Not optional.


They’re called male heterosexuals.


Exactly. I am over 50 yrs of age and love pussy as much as I did at 20. I don't need it as often now as I did then in order to be satisfied but I still love just the same.
I am 5'9" and 175 lb. So not exactly physically imposing. I did okay with the ladies and never thought the fact I was 3" short of 6' was a problem. While not OT rich, I always had enough money to show a girl a good time, kept myself reasonably fit, am not unfortunate looking, have a good sense of humor, and have been told I have the gift of charm so maybe that offsets my deficiency in the height department :dunno:

re: Inside Wealthy Arkansas

Posted by samson73103 on 5/17/26 at 3:28 pm to
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Quite an upgrade from Memphis.

To be fair, that's not a very high bar to clear.

re: Voted for Fleming

Posted by samson73103 on 5/16/26 at 10:04 am to
Fleming is the only choice.
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Match

Back in the day, Match and eHarmony were the Rolls Royce of dating apps. I was mainly looking for hook ups instead of relationships and did well with both of them. The rest of the dating apps back then were populated by skanks but those two actually had pretty and classy women online.
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Anna Paulina Luna, who I do not find remotely attractive nor seductive

Tell me you're gay without actually saying you are gay.
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Edibles are actually the most dangerous form of weed because of the delay between taking them and them taking effect.

That is why one should start slow with edibles and learn what is the appropriate dosage. For me it's about 12-16 mg. While I always enjoyed the taste of a marijuana cigarette, I do not like the lung damage that will eventually occur from smoking weed, cigarettes, cigars or pretty much anything.
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It all depends on the offensive line.

This seems to always be the case, regardless of who the head coach is or what type of offense is being run. It all starts, and ends, with what is upfront.
What an idiot. Of course that is like saying water is wet since all modern Democrats are idiots.
I'll admit I've sent pics of myself masturbating to women. Of course, they were women I had an intimate relationship with and also, I'm not a U.S. Congressman.
Who really gives a frick at this point? Huey Long was a communist. Whoever capped him should have been handed a medal.
Van Halen 1, Def Leppard's Hysteria, and GNR Appetite For Destruction come to mind.