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re: Hey Auburn fans: Message from the Mallazons - samson73103
[quote]Most coaches’ wives don’t deserve to be disparaged by fans. Their husbands are the appropriate targets.[/quote] I completely agree. But Malzahn’s wife Is nuts and she kinda became fair game after that bizarre interview back in 2010. She genuinely sounded like was wanted her some Cammy Cam j...
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re: Is a tattoo a deal breaker? - samson73103
Depends on where it is. A teardrop under a woman’s eye is a definite dealbreaker ...
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re: Are you a Homosexual, check your fingers for the answer. - samson73103
Interesting. And all this time I thought what determined a man’s sexuality was whether or not he liked to suck cock. ...
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re: How do you remember your deceased loved ones? - samson73103
I remember them in their prime...
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re: If women quit wearing make up and quit shaving pits/legs... - samson73103
Makeup isn’t a big deal. My wife doesn’t wear much and generally only uses it when getting dressed up for a night out. Shaving the pits is a dealbreaker though. Something unnatural about cuddling up with Sasquatch. ...
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re: Do you ever just wake up and drink a beer? - samson73103
[quote]wake up and drink a beer[/quote] Have only done this once. It was back in the 90’s when I was in college and spent an alcohol fueled weekend in Panama City. Buddy and I popped a top at 7:00 a.m. then went for a helicopter ride along the coast. ...
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re: Is there any rational explanation for Auburn's inability to sustain success? - samson73103
[quote]This rollercoaster shite is a recent thing with Chiz and Gus. Otherwise we have been a pretty consistent program since 1981 when Dye arrived.[/quote] Quit living in the past :Lol:...
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re: SEC Network - Gus compared to Les Miles - samson73103
Gus couldn’t carry Les Miles jock strap. Les became set in his ways and I’ll never understand his fascination with Jordon Jefferson but he was a much better coach than most in tRant give him credit for. ...
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re: Who do Alabama fans view as the bigger rival between Tennessee and Auburn? - samson73103
Historically it’s been Tennessee but due to their decade of suckage, Auburn has replaced them to a lot of younger fans. I’m old enough to remember the latter part of the Bryant era so in my mind it’s the inbreeds from Rocky Top. ...
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re: Does Alabama fans get bored with easily winning? - samson73103
Bama fans took winning for granted when Bryant was there. Then got inconsistent results from everyone that followed besides Stallings and then crashed hard with Dubose and Shula. It’s taken a decade of historic dominance to get the taste out of our mouth so no, the easy victories are sweet. ...
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re: Is there any rational explanation for Auburn's inability to sustain success? - samson73103
[quote]Rabern57[/quote] There isn’t a poster on the board who is more butthurt by Bama’s decade of dominance than you. You just never stop melting. ...
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re: On this day 36 years ago - samson73103
[quote]Vols&Shaft83[/quote] Even a blind squirrel finds a nut on occasion. Now GFY and DIAF...
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re: Would you sleep with a midget? - samson73103
IWHI. At least the first two. ...
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re: Blake Barnett is doing just fine - samson73103
[quote]By the time he was 100%, Jalen had won the locker room and thus Barnett decided to transfer before the season was even halfway done. [/quote] I’ve wondered, if Barnett had stuck around, if he would’ve came in against Clemson when Bama kept going 3 and out and provided a spark. Happy for him ...
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re: Post the last time your school was put on probation - samson73103
[quote]LSU: never. Cleanest program in SEC.[/quote] Maybe LSU has just never been caught. Considering the history of political corruption Louisiana is famous for, it makes perfect sense that coaches at the state flagship university learn a few tricks from the snake oil salesmen just down the ...
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re: Any of y’all like Stone Temple Pilots? - samson73103
[quote]Core was an amazing debut album [/quote] One of the best albums of the 90’s...
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re: How bad are steroids really? - samson73103
Congrats on the shriveled dick and heart attacks in your future. ...
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re: Why did Republicans in the second half of the 20th century put such liberal justices? - samson73103
Souter is the only one I’m old enough to recall his confirmation. He had a conservative record and I assume the others did as well. The truth is people can change their ideology and you never really know how they will vote once they get that lifetime appointment. ...
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re: Joe Lieberman front runner for UN ambassador - samson73103
[quote]hes one of the good ones[/quote] Lieberman is about the last Democrat on the planet who has a functioning brain. ...
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re: John Elway: Let's Put the Myth to bed. He's not a GOAT = He sucks - samson73103
[quote]He’s not the GOAT, though. That’s Peyton Manning[/quote] You misspelled Tom Brady...
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