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re: Do you hide assets and/or cash from your wife in case she divorces you?

Posted on 10/28/26 at 6:59 pm to
Posted by Lou Loomis
A pond. Ponds good for you.
Member since Mar 2025
2377 posts
Posted on 10/28/26 at 6:59 pm to
If you don’t, you should. Don’t be naive and think your wife won’t become a crazy money grabber. Once a lawyer gets ahold of them, it will all change.
Posted by Tyga Woods
South Central Jupiter Island, FL
Member since Sep 2016
43529 posts
Posted on 10/28/26 at 7:01 pm to
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She had been sluffing money off to the side for two years under the guise of “I’ll take the money from your checks and put it into another account for our bills! That way you can spend whatever is left in our joint account without worrying about bills!”


I mean….you didn’t think this was odd??
Posted by Loup
Ferriday
Member since Apr 2019
18284 posts
Posted on 10/28/26 at 7:19 pm to
No.


I dont think my wife has any real idea of what I have as far as investments, retirement savings, emergency funds, etc.


Unless I squirrel cash away or something it'd all be found. I'm not expecting her to bolt, though.
This post was edited on 10/28/26 at 7:23 pm
Posted by AUFANATL
Member since Dec 2007
5633 posts
Posted on 10/28/26 at 7:19 pm to

Not really the same but I had a friend that would always push yes on the "would you like cashback" option on the card reader because his wife was a meticulous ballbuster who wouldn't let him spend a dollar on himself. So everytime he went to the grocery store or some other commercial excursion she approved he would get an extra $20 cash and that was his play money.
Posted by jizzle6609
Houston
Member since Jul 2009
22183 posts
Posted on 10/28/26 at 7:24 pm to
My wife wouldn’t know where to go to get any money. I control it all. I don’t think she knows the passwords.

To be fair, she’s never asked.
This post was edited on 10/28/26 at 7:25 pm
Posted by thegambler
Louisiana
Member since Oct 2012
2275 posts
Posted on 10/28/26 at 7:25 pm to
Awful way to live
Posted by Master of Sinanju
Member since Feb 2012
12325 posts
Posted on 10/28/26 at 7:26 pm to
quote:

hide assets and/or cash from your wife in case she divorces you?


Posted by idlewatcher
Planet Arium
Member since Jan 2012
100360 posts
Posted on 10/28/26 at 7:31 pm to
I make vague threats so she knows what time it is
Posted by LSUtoBOOT
Member since Aug 2012
21940 posts
Posted on 10/28/26 at 7:32 pm to
quote:

Do you hide assets and/or cash from your wife in case she divorces you?

I keep wads of cash in my underwear, she’ll never find it.
Posted by WM88
Rayvegas
Member since Aug 2004
2181 posts
Posted on 10/28/26 at 7:33 pm to
At one time, I had 10k in cash she didn't know about but at this point after 35+ years, she can have half.
Posted by cypresstiger
The South
Member since Aug 2008
14846 posts
Posted on 10/28/26 at 7:34 pm to
Do you hide assets and/or cash from your wife in case she divorces you?
—Yikes! Trouble at home?
Posted by TigrrrDad
Member since Oct 2016
8317 posts
Posted on 10/28/26 at 7:35 pm to
I know a guy who did this. He got busted with a hooker, lost his $250k engineering job and lost his wife too. He tried hiding money (over $400k if I remember correctly). Didn’t work. It’s the most lopsided divorce settlement I’ve ever seen. The judge nailed his azz to the wall.
Posted by Trevaylin
south texas
Member since Feb 2019
11800 posts
Posted on 10/28/26 at 7:36 pm to
after 60 years of trust where I put money in the account and she spends it out, nothing is hidden
Posted by madamsquirrel
The big somewhere out there
Member since Jul 2009
56936 posts
Posted on 10/28/26 at 7:38 pm to
Neither one of us try to hide the money we don't have so we will have to stay together to try and stay afloat.
Posted by Tampa Ray
Member since Oct 2026
342 posts
Posted on 10/28/26 at 7:39 pm to
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Neither one of us try to hide the money we don't have so we will have to stay together to try and stay afloat.


Exactly what someone that's hiding money from their husband says.
Nice try
Posted by Obtuse1
Westside Bodymore Yo
Member since Sep 2016
31605 posts
Posted on 10/28/26 at 7:45 pm to
quote:

Exactly what someone that's hiding money from their husband says.
Nice try


She got so many nuts hidden she has forgotten where they all are...

Posted by Gifman
Captiva, FL
Member since Jan 2021
20199 posts
Posted on 10/28/26 at 7:45 pm to
I have gold hidden on my property so there’s that.
Posted by McLemore
Member since Dec 2003
35731 posts
Posted on 10/28/26 at 7:46 pm to
Nice try, divorce lawyer man.
Posted by Bullfrog
Running Through the Wet Grass
Member since Jul 2010
62151 posts
Posted on 10/28/26 at 7:49 pm to
Occasionally I manage to squirrel away $20 bucks but end up blowing it on beers at the soccer pub.
Posted by East Coast Band
Member since Nov 2010
67439 posts
Posted on 10/28/26 at 7:51 pm to
It's cheaper to keep her
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