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re: Do you hide assets and/or cash from your wife in case she divorces you?
Posted on 10/28/26 at 6:59 pm to Tampa Ray
Posted on 10/28/26 at 6:59 pm to Tampa Ray
If you don’t, you should. Don’t be naive and think your wife won’t become a crazy money grabber. Once a lawyer gets ahold of them, it will all change.
Posted on 10/28/26 at 7:01 pm to SenorJuan
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She had been sluffing money off to the side for two years under the guise of “I’ll take the money from your checks and put it into another account for our bills! That way you can spend whatever is left in our joint account without worrying about bills!”
I mean….you didn’t think this was odd??
Posted on 10/28/26 at 7:19 pm to Tampa Ray
No.
I dont think my wife has any real idea of what I have as far as investments, retirement savings, emergency funds, etc.
Unless I squirrel cash away or something it'd all be found. I'm not expecting her to bolt, though.
I dont think my wife has any real idea of what I have as far as investments, retirement savings, emergency funds, etc.
Unless I squirrel cash away or something it'd all be found. I'm not expecting her to bolt, though.
This post was edited on 10/28/26 at 7:23 pm
Posted on 10/28/26 at 7:19 pm to Tampa Ray
Not really the same but I had a friend that would always push yes on the "would you like cashback" option on the card reader because his wife was a meticulous ballbuster who wouldn't let him spend a dollar on himself. So everytime he went to the grocery store or some other commercial excursion she approved he would get an extra $20 cash and that was his play money.
Posted on 10/28/26 at 7:24 pm to Tampa Ray
My wife wouldn’t know where to go to get any money. I control it all. I don’t think she knows the passwords.
To be fair, she’s never asked.
To be fair, she’s never asked.
This post was edited on 10/28/26 at 7:25 pm
Posted on 10/28/26 at 7:26 pm to Tampa Ray
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hide assets and/or cash from your wife in case she divorces you?

Posted on 10/28/26 at 7:31 pm to Tampa Ray
I make vague threats so she knows what time it is
Posted on 10/28/26 at 7:32 pm to Tampa Ray
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Do you hide assets and/or cash from your wife in case she divorces you?
I keep wads of cash in my underwear, she’ll never find it.
Posted on 10/28/26 at 7:33 pm to Tampa Ray
At one time, I had 10k in cash she didn't know about but at this point after 35+ years, she can have half.
Posted on 10/28/26 at 7:34 pm to Tampa Ray
Do you hide assets and/or cash from your wife in case she divorces you?
—Yikes! Trouble at home?
—Yikes! Trouble at home?
Posted on 10/28/26 at 7:35 pm to Tampa Ray
I know a guy who did this. He got busted with a hooker, lost his $250k engineering job and lost his wife too. He tried hiding money (over $400k if I remember correctly). Didn’t work. It’s the most lopsided divorce settlement I’ve ever seen. The judge nailed his azz to the wall.
Posted on 10/28/26 at 7:36 pm to Tampa Ray
after 60 years of trust where I put money in the account and she spends it out, nothing is hidden
Posted on 10/28/26 at 7:38 pm to Trevaylin
Neither one of us try to hide the money we don't have so we will have to stay together to try and stay afloat.
Posted on 10/28/26 at 7:39 pm to madamsquirrel
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Neither one of us try to hide the money we don't have so we will have to stay together to try and stay afloat.
Exactly what someone that's hiding money from their husband says.
Nice try
Posted on 10/28/26 at 7:45 pm to Tampa Ray
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Exactly what someone that's hiding money from their husband says.
Nice try
She got so many nuts hidden she has forgotten where they all are...

Posted on 10/28/26 at 7:45 pm to Tampa Ray
I have gold hidden on my property so there’s that.
Posted on 10/28/26 at 7:46 pm to Tampa Ray
Nice try, divorce lawyer man.
Posted on 10/28/26 at 7:49 pm to Tampa Ray
Occasionally I manage to squirrel away $20 bucks but end up blowing it on beers at the soccer pub.

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