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Lou Loomis
| Favorite team: | |
| Location: | A pond. Ponds good for you. |
| Biography: | |
| Interests: | Leeds United |
| Occupation: | Kung Fu instructor |
| Number of Posts: | 1979 |
| Registered on: | 3/9/2025 |
| Online Status: | Not Online |
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re: Teacher who allegedly had sex with student in school closet, did 5 more students
Posted by Lou Loomis on 5/24/26 at 1:47 pm to TigerGman
quote:
glad somebody caught it! That was a last second inspiration that hit me
Everybody caught it. But it isn’t funny. You’re the guy who tells people why his jokes are funny aren’t you?
re: Two Georgia teachers arrested after sex with same student
Posted by Lou Loomis on 5/24/26 at 12:49 am to TheWalrus
Student was probably 28
re: Houston Attorney Wanted for Bestiality
Posted by Lou Loomis on 5/23/26 at 9:00 pm to PrimeTime Money
you can tell just by his picture he’s a little light in his loafers.
re: Celebrities in attendance for Mike Tyson’s return in 1995
Posted by Lou Loomis on 5/22/26 at 8:04 pm to iwyLSUiwy
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Any good boxer Mike ever fought either beat him or gave him hell. I love Mike, but he is probably the most overrated boxer in history. Easily the most overrated heavyweight.
That is simply not the case. He beat some very good fighters. And he was the opposite of overrated. He was the most dominant. If not for that notch Robyn Givens and her mom, he would have never lost. Givens is the one who really screwed his career. Even more so than prison.
re: This time the brawl was at Catholic school kindergarten graduation
Posted by Lou Loomis on 5/22/26 at 7:56 pm to SallysHuman
quote:
I saw that story yesterday and was thinking it was unusual suspects… then scrolled to the mugshot and laughed my arse off.
100% ol Jessica isn’t paying full tuition to send her sweet little baby to that s. It probably went something like this..
“Oh please Missa Priest won’t you let my baby inna dis wunnerful, safe skrool cuz all I wants a do is give my baby a good edjumucashun! Cuz ya know, ima single momma of 6 kids, so you knows, I just can’t really affords it unless you helps me wit da cost like da goot Lord would want you a do.”
re: Oh look, another data center coming to Central LA
Posted by Lou Loomis on 5/22/26 at 7:13 pm to nicholastiger
Now it finally makes sense why Bill Gates is the largest landowner in LA and Arkansas.
re: Teacher who allegedly had sex with student in school closet, did 5 more students
Posted by Lou Loomis on 5/22/26 at 7:12 pm to Sweep Da Leg
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So she’s 25 and football operations director for the team whatever that means and banged a few.
I will never understand why these little figs bang the hot teacher, do it willingly and have a great time doing it, then run and tattle that the mean ol teacher made me touch her bad spot. I mean FFS! Grow up! I’m sure she didn’t have to hold a gun to their head.
Just get laid, do it as many times as she’ll let you, enjoy it and keep your damn mouth shut!
re: GLP-1s found to greatly reduce cancer progression rate in advanced cancers
Posted by Lou Loomis on 5/22/26 at 2:23 pm to Fun Bunch
It’s not the drug. It’s the weight and.the fatty’s not eating a bunch of sugar. eating sugar is adding fuel to the fire if you have cancer. Sugar makes cancer grow much faster.. So if you ever get diagnosed with cancer, do not eat sugar, and it will be a lot easier to treat.
re: NASCAR driver Kyle Busch has passed away
Posted by Lou Loomis on 5/22/26 at 1:14 am to BluegrassBelle
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sinus issues that turned into pneumonia and it went septic.
I’m stunned! I feel so bad for his family. I read a really bad sinus infection plus the pressure from the g forces may have made it a lot worse. I don’t know if that’s true or not.
But the above theory about pneumonia and turning septic is plausible. It happened to me and I didn’t even feel that bad so I don’t want to go to the doctor. My wife forced me to go and they admitted me immediately. I probably wouldn’t have made it two more days. And it was going on for about two weeks so that time frame may be possible.
re: Tonight I discovered an new level of pure unadulterated hell
Posted by Lou Loomis on 5/22/26 at 12:13 am to Darth_Vader
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my mustache
You had my sympathy until this. She was probably as equally repulsed by your mustache. C’mon man, it’s not 1976, and you’re not Burt Reynolds.
re: Police report filed against Our Lady of Mercy school employee
Posted by Lou Loomis on 5/21/26 at 7:40 pm to nicholastiger
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This is definitely parent driven
100% a vendetta, started by a pain in the arse group of moms. They went to their priest or Cannonical minister and griped about him. I’ve been through a situation like this at a Catholic elementary school. The ones who cozy up to the Cannonical Mimister are the trouble makers who want to run the school.
re: Lane Kiffin has a play call named, "Gas Livvy Dunne"
Posted by Lou Loomis on 5/20/26 at 11:44 pm to TDsngumbo
I can’t wait until her 15 minutes of fame for being a no talent half assed gymnast whose only other half skill is talking pictures of herself is over. Sad world where we reward people who offer absolutely nothing of value to this world.
re: RIP Schlitz beer
Posted by Lou Loomis on 5/20/26 at 9:07 pm to stout
Pabst and Schultz were originally rivals and dominated the early Aus beer market. They were competing for best beer at the worlds fair. Pabst claimed to have won and thus called it Pabst Blue Ribbon. It’s an interesting story. I believe Schlitz was killed when he was traveling to Scotland and his ship crashed on some rocks near shore.
re: Shipwrecked sailor burns down island with rescue flare
Posted by Lou Loomis on 5/19/26 at 8:14 pm to Jim Rockford
I have always said that’s what I would do. They would see the smoke from satellites. And wouldn’t have to name a volleyball Wilson.
re: Inside Wealthy Arkansas
Posted by Lou Loomis on 5/18/26 at 12:43 am to cgrand
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you would be right. Benton County is less than 2% black
Slice of heaven! Like a previous poster said, keep this on the DL. They haven’t found a spot yet they can’t destroy.
re: For those of who have IBS, I have a few questions.
Posted by Lou Loomis on 5/18/26 at 12:39 am to chili dogs
There’s no such thing as IBS. It’s called you eat like crap, and the American food supply is poison.
re: WSJ: new federal limits on graduate school loans are already reducing MBA costs
Posted by Lou Loomis on 5/18/26 at 12:36 am to HailHailtoMichigan!
Get rid of all loans and grants and college will be $1,500 per semester. The only thing that keeps it going up is free money they give out.
re: City of Cabot, AR announces new director of Economic Development & Marketing
Posted by Lou Loomis on 5/16/26 at 11:39 pm to deltaland
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Also I was born in Cabot, Ar. Back when it was a much smaller town where all the white people moved to to escape Little Rock. Lived on Wishing Well st, dad ran a catfish farm near Hickory Plains
WTF? This sound like a line from the opening sequence of a crappy movie. Are you really missing the fact that it looks like she’s smuggling 2 basketballs in her bra?
re: Morgan Wallen has to be just an all time douche bag, right?
Posted by Lou Loomis on 5/16/26 at 5:52 pm to grizzlylongcut
Holy run on sentence Batman!
re: Walmart Account Hacked
Posted by Lou Loomis on 5/16/26 at 12:50 pm to Tarps99
Don’t make your password “password” gramps. But seriously, you have to assume they have all of your information down to your library card and blood type. Your information is probably for sale on the dark web. Cancel all your credit cards and debit cards, shred your checks, close your bank account and open new ones. Freeze your credit and make sure to call the opt out number to stop all credit card solicitations. Next, go down to your local federal building and fill out the necessary forms to get a new SS number. Just tell them you’re a victim of identity theft. Bring the Wal Mart receipt as proof. You’ll need to go to an all cash system until this blows over. It could take 6-9 months. You’ll need to watch your mailbox every day as soon as the mail is delivered to look for people stealing your mail. Don’t take your eyes off of it for one second because these thieves are good. Send someone to get money orders so you can pay bills, but only mail the at the post office. Don’t drop them in the box. Make sure to hand them to a person behind the counter. You can’t be too careful. Go to every restaurant/store where you've used your cards in the last 6 months and do a thorough investigation. And call every online retailer and do the same thing. Start with Amazon. You’ll be sure to track down the thieves soon. But until then, hunker down. This is gonna be a long, tough fight.
re: What's the best job in a plant/refinery?
Posted by Lou Loomis on 5/16/26 at 11:06 am to Chastains
Chief crawfish boiler.
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