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re: Buddy of mine made a $1200 unsolicited donation yesterday to some doctors and engineers

Posted on 7/22/26 at 1:47 pm to
Posted by mdomingue
Lafayette, LA
Member since Nov 2010
48298 posts
Posted on 7/22/26 at 1:47 pm to
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Congrats! You clearly have zero clue on how to manage money.



You sound triggered
Posted by Jim Hopper
Ocean Springs Mississippi
Member since Sep 2019
5373 posts
Posted on 7/22/26 at 1:48 pm to
quote:

Your friend is an idiot who deserves what he got. Don't even make eye contact with those people, much less roll your window down.
it’s not racism it’s pattern recognition.
Posted by Dixie2023
Member since Mar 2023
5599 posts
Posted on 7/22/26 at 1:50 pm to
Never even look at the water boys.
Posted by WG_Dawg
Member since Jun 2004
90824 posts
Posted on 7/22/26 at 1:51 pm to
why on earth would I be triggered for having my money invested in vehicles that will earn me more money as opposed to leaving them in a checking account earning 0.0% interest?

Perhaps you're the one triggered since you insinuated dude with $1,200 in checking is apparently poor?
Posted by deeprig9
Unincorporated Ozora
Member since Sep 2012
75954 posts
Posted on 7/22/26 at 1:57 pm to
I'm doubting this ever happened. There are too many red flags on this one.

Let's start with the first sentence fragment-

quote:

He was driving in downtown Atlanta for whatever reason


Unnecessary attempt to provide a reason for driving in Atlanta

quote:

He had just gotten promoted as well as received his annual commission check, and was feeling unusually generous, so he decided to show a little kindness by engaging with one of them and buying a warm, likely stolen Powerade.,


Unnecessary detail, commonly used by liars in an attempt to build credibility.

It reads like an amateur short story on a Reddit forum.

There are many other red flags, but just the first paragraph is about as bullshitty as it gets.
Posted by mdomingue
Lafayette, LA
Member since Nov 2010
48298 posts
Posted on 7/22/26 at 1:58 pm to
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why on earth would I be triggered for having my money invested in vehicles that will earn me more money as opposed to leaving them in a checking account earning 0.0% interest?



You came at me pretty hard for a simple statement. With a strong implication that I don't know how to handle my money.

quote:

Perhaps you're the one triggered since you insinuated dude with $1,200 in checking is apparently poor?



I made a statement; you inferred what you wanted out of it.



Posted by Chicken
Jackassistan
Member since Aug 2003
27586 posts
Posted on 7/22/26 at 1:58 pm to
quote:

Don't even make eye contact with those people, much less roll your window down.
my go to move is to pretend I am on the phone having a heated conversation with someone. They never bother me
Posted by deeprig9
Unincorporated Ozora
Member since Sep 2012
75954 posts
Posted on 7/22/26 at 2:00 pm to
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APD gave him the runaround when he tried to submit a police report, so he gave up on that front. They don't give a flying frick.


100% bullshite. You can go to any of the dozens of police stations in ATL and file a police report for literally anything. Whether or not they investigate it is another matter, but saying he couldn't even submit a police report is complete horse shite.

This whole story is horse shite.

Posted by Swamp Angel
West Georgia Chicken Farm Territory
Member since Jul 2004
10408 posts
Posted on 7/22/26 at 2:06 pm to
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Last time I went to a game at Camden Yards the downtown Baltimore water boy framework was truly a sight to behold


The only time I ever had an opportunity to go to a game at Camden Yards was when I was in Baltimore running a project to renovate "the world's first skyscraper" in downtown Baltimore. Unfortunately, all the BLM crap started while I was there and the game was restricted to only the players and the press. No fans allowed in the stands.

I'm still pissed about that. I used to follow the Orioles pretty closely way back when Ben McDonald was pitching, so I still had a spot in my heart for them. (Gotta support our LSU boys!)
Posted by VolsOut4Harambe
Baw Land
Member since Sep 2017
14812 posts
Posted on 7/22/26 at 2:07 pm to
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100% bullshite. You can go to any of the dozens of police stations in ATL and file a police report for literally anything. Whether or not they investigate it is another matter, but saying he couldn't even submit a police report is complete horse shite.

This whole story is horse shite.



He called the non emergency hotline and it gave him an AI. When he finally got through to a human, she told him an officer would be dispatched to his residence rather than the site of the incident. That was of no use to him since he was all the way on the other side of town at that point. The dispatcher said there was no guarantee an officer would be able to be re-dispatched to his house. You tell me that's not a runaround.
Posted by WG_Dawg
Member since Jun 2004
90824 posts
Posted on 7/22/26 at 2:08 pm to
quote:

that I don't know how to handle my money.


It's the proverbial "you". As in, people in general. Kind of a common thing. You also ignore the part where I specifically mentioned:

quote:

It's always funny to me people that brag about having like $5K or $10K in their checking.


Ya know...large amounts.


quote:

I made a statement; you inferred what you wanted out of it.



well, your exact statement was [emphasis added]:

quote:

What I got out of ALL that is that your friend ONLY had $1200 in his checking account.


How else could that be inferred?
Posted by jmon
Loisiana
Member since Oct 2010
10322 posts
Posted on 7/22/26 at 2:08 pm to
Your "friend" sounds like an idiot.
Posted by mdomingue
Lafayette, LA
Member since Nov 2010
48298 posts
Posted on 7/22/26 at 2:27 pm to
quote:

quote:

What I got out of ALL that is that your friend ONLY had $1200 in his checking account.



How else could that be inferred?



That he was smart enough to only have $1200 in his account or that he isn't married to someone uncomfortable with only having $1200 in their checking account?

A person who grew up poor or has had to live paycheck to paycheck often feels more comfortable with a bit more in their checking account. And whether they are the primary breadwinner or their spouse, a few thousand dollars not being invested is worth the cost for someone who would otherwise be anxious if it were not so. Ask me how I know that.

You're not wrong; it is better if it is invested, but there are other considerations. Sorry if we got off on the wrong foot; I was simply making what I thought was a funny comment based on my personal experience.
Posted by Warfox
B.R. Native (now in MA)
Member since Apr 2017
3874 posts
Posted on 7/22/26 at 2:33 pm to
quote:

Your friend is a huge dumbass and will likely continue to get scammed the rest of his life.


Comments like this is part of what’s wrong in our society.

Instead of laying ANY of the blame on the kind heart of the victim - we should be focusing all of our ire on the criminal. And making permanent public examples of them if the law won’t do anything.

But here we are.

Posted by MAGA
Member since Sep 2016
624 posts
Posted on 7/22/26 at 2:41 pm to
Plot twist..

This is his cover story for paying $1200 to a prostitute.

Actually kind of brilliant.

You and his wife believed him.
Posted by Walking the Earth
Member since Feb 2013
17461 posts
Posted on 7/22/26 at 2:50 pm to
quote:

my go to move is to pretend I am on the phone having a heated conversation with someone


WAIT! We're paying Larry Leo HOW MUCH!?!
Posted by Gifman
Captiva, FL
Member since Jan 2021
19461 posts
Posted on 7/22/26 at 2:50 pm to
Street charity is so stupid
Posted by ronricks
Member since Mar 2021
12940 posts
Posted on 7/22/26 at 2:56 pm to
The Water Boys are still a thing?
Posted by CAD703X
Liberty Island
Member since Jul 2008
94332 posts
Posted on 7/22/26 at 2:57 pm to
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He was driving in downtown Atlanta for whatever reason and got approached by the infamous water boys (ATL baws know exactly what I'm talking about). He had just gotten promoted as well as received his annual commission check, and was feeling unusually generous, so he decided to show a little kindness by engaging with one of them and buying a warm, likely stolen Powerade.

The young astute salesman requested Cashapp as the medium for the transaction. My buddy pulls out his phone and enters his PIN to authorize it. As he enters it, the young engineer swipes the phone out of his hand and takes off running. My friend was behind a few cars at a red light, so he was unable to give chase.
suicidal empathy on full display


idiot.
Posted by WG_Dawg
Member since Jun 2004
90824 posts
Posted on 7/22/26 at 3:00 pm to
quote:

That he was smart enough to only have $1200 in his account or that he isn't married to someone uncomfortable with only having $1200 in their checking account?


touche!
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