Favorite team:USA 
Location:Jackassistan
Biography:Inventor of the Boxer Briefs, Made the 8th-grade basketball team at Jesuit, Handed Jeff Van Gundy his last loss as a coach
Interests:Drinking Shiner Bock, Listening to Bach, Looking at Catherine Bach, Wearing Reebok
Occupation:Solving complex business problems for large multi-national corporations
Number of Posts:14852
Registered on:8/9/2003
Online Status: Online

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Time to put some rumors to bed about the outage... - Chicken
It wasn't the Russians, or the Chinese or the DNC or even ISIS. As some of you know, the night crew that powers the server consisted of a team of five Chinchillas from South America. The lead member pulled a hamstring around 4am and wiped out the entire crew behind him. It wasn't pretty. Memori...
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re: Good websites for indoor/outdoor furnishing ideas - Chicken
Houzz, Pinterest, decorpad, google image search...
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re: Has anyone here read The Joy of Sex: A Gourmet Guide to Love Making? - Chicken
[quote]That was YOU?!? Damn! I heard that was Fred who did that! I owe him an apology.....[/quote]No, I gave the D-man a gift card to the spa. I have never been there....
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re: Has anyone here read The Joy of Sex: A Gourmet Guide to Love Making? - Chicken
[quote]Was this the book where the woman had hairy armpits? [/quote]yes...
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re: Has anyone here read The Joy of Sex: A Gourmet Guide to Love Making? - Chicken
[quote]What year was it produced?[/quote]1972...
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re: Has anyone here read The Joy of Sex: A Gourmet Guide to Love Making? - Chicken
[quote]No pics?[/quote][img]https://i.imgur.com/aKH20jKl.jpg[/img]...
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Has anyone here read The Joy of Sex: A Gourmet Guide to Love Making? - Chicken
I caught the tail end of an estate sale this weekend...the place was mostly cleaned out except for a ton of old books. The person running the sale said I could take any book I want for free so I grabbed an old bible produced in 1893, a Picayune Creole Cook Book (4th Edition) produced in 1910, and T...
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re: I miss this store - Chicken
[quote][img]http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_yARtXhRykvY/S0WGoDDn2RI/AAAAAAAABBk/mRufFxmd9NM/s320/K+and+B+Chalmette.jpg[/img][/quote]Ain't dere no more...
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re: When did paper towels replace wash cloths? - Chicken
Good question...was hoping to wean our family off paper towels, but we are hooked. ...
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re: Who is down for some friendly slapping? - Chicken
[quote]Rhythmic?[/quote]easy there, Sandusky......
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re: Getting Married in 3 hours. Sitting in bar now. Any advice to make it last? - Chicken
Marriage is like an EKG...you have your ups and your downs...you have to be willing to compromise...don't go to bed angry...and don't leave the toilet seat up......
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re: So, this guy was disappointed with the size of his trophy... - Chicken
appreciate the work...thanks to everyone......
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re: Can someone fark this statue at various places in New Orleans? - Chicken
maybe play him in this pic [img]https://media-cdn.tripadvisor.com/media/photo-s/0e/db/70/4a/commander-s-palace-entrance.jpg[/img] or [img]https://assets3.thrillist.com/v1/image/1854588/size/tmg-venue_carousel_mobile.jpg[/img]...
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re: Is there a rich guy that did worse in the 2nd marriage department than Marcus Lemonis? - Chicken
a little dirty talk from her with the lights off might change your opinion......
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Can someone fark this statue at various places in New Orleans? - Chicken
This is similar to the garden gnome that was kidnapped and shown in various places around the world...thanks in advance: [img]https://i.imgur.com/6AtZSOD.jpg[/img] [img]https://i.imgur.com/sBcjBLo.jpg[/img] ...
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re: So, this guy was disappointed with the size of his trophy... - Chicken
thanks for all the help...if you guys want to fark him holding something else, go for it!...
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So, this guy was disappointed with the size of his trophy... - Chicken
he won the most money at a Kentucky derby party and got the "Biggest Winner" trophy... can someone make his trophy bigger? hint hint [img] https://i.imgur.com/qPB6X4m.jpg[/img]...
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re: Catholic girls’ school in DC adopts policy contrary to church teaching - Chicken
St Agnes in Houston seems to be going down the same path......
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re: Anyone see Chicken yesterday at the Rice baseball game? - Chicken
People, Jimmy may be putting on a good show for you, but he is completely full of shite. And I will prove it. Jimmy, I challenge you to an athletic competition to prove once and for all who is the better athlete. You gonna be a scaredy cat?...
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