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re: Any of You Baws Ever Get a Coffee Enema?

Posted on 1/7/22 at 5:03 pm to
Posted by Turf Taint
New Orleans
Member since Jun 2021
6010 posts
Posted on 1/7/22 at 5:03 pm to
Who is person 0 who said "I have an idea" to a coffee enema?

More importantly, who is person 1 who person 0 convinced this was a good idea?
Posted by LSUandAU
Key West, FL & Malibu (L.A.), CA
Member since Apr 2009
5166 posts
Posted on 1/7/22 at 5:07 pm to
One will begin and continue nasty BM's with diarrhea as a result of the enema...your night will be over in humiliation fashion...and there's this...

A coffee enema is the injection of coffee into the rectum and colon via the anus, i.e., as an enema. There is no medical, scientific evidence to support any positive health claim for this practice, and medical authorities advise that the procedure may be dangerous.[1][2] Coffee enemas carry a risk of adverse effects, some of them serious, including infection, seizures, heart and lung problems, and death.[3]
Posted by 777Tiger
Member since Mar 2011
93541 posts
Posted on 1/7/22 at 5:08 pm to
quote:

A coffee enema is the injection of coffee into the rectum and colon via the anus, i.e., as an enema. There is no medical, scientific evidence to support any positive health claim for this practice, and medical authorities advise that the procedure may be dangerous.[1][2] Coffee enemas carry a risk of adverse effects, some of them serious, including infection, seizures, heart and lung problems, and death.[3]



is that all you've got?? brew up a pot...
Posted by CuyahogaTigerJr
Northeast ohio
Member since Aug 2018
2394 posts
Posted on 1/7/22 at 5:11 pm to
shite I don’t even drink that stuff, wait what
Posted by GRTiger
On a roof eating alligator pie
Member since Dec 2008
71728 posts
Posted on 1/7/22 at 5:15 pm to
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Very low maintenance


quote:

She seems about as close to a unicorn as possible


Everything you said after these two statements contradicts them greatly.

WTF is a dosha?
Posted by Tiger Ryno
#WoF
Member since Feb 2007
108625 posts
Posted on 1/7/22 at 5:25 pm to
Chicory would make for a wild ride!
Posted by CSATiger
The Battlefield
Member since Aug 2010
6956 posts
Posted on 1/7/22 at 5:27 pm to
do not ever tell her where you live
Posted by supadave3
Houston, TX
Member since Dec 2005
32327 posts
Posted on 1/7/22 at 5:28 pm to
Asspresso?

No thank you.

Juan Valdez needs to stay the hell away from my bunghole.
This post was edited on 1/7/22 at 5:30 pm
Posted by MrFreakinMiyagi
Reseda
Member since Feb 2007
20062 posts
Posted on 1/7/22 at 6:11 pm to
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She seems about as close to a unicorn as possible

Lolno
Posted by Gorilla Ball
Az via La
Member since Feb 2006
13339 posts
Posted on 1/7/22 at 6:26 pm to
What’s an dosha? I’m behind the times
Posted by Jake88
Member since Apr 2005
80685 posts
Posted on 1/7/22 at 6:47 pm to
Coffee enema is quackery and she sounds crazy.
Posted by Jake88
Member since Apr 2005
80685 posts
Posted on 1/7/22 at 6:49 pm to
quote:

Who is person 0 who said "I have an idea" to a coffee enema?

More importantly, who is person 1 who person 0 convinced this was a good idea
Probably a couple people who knew there would be thousands of rubes who would believe it was a great idea and pay for it to be done.
Posted by biglego
San Francisco
Member since Nov 2007
85252 posts
Posted on 1/7/22 at 6:50 pm to
I’ve stuck all kinds of things up my butt and never had an issue. Coffee seems pretty harmless.
Posted by Oates Mustache
Member since Oct 2011
26631 posts
Posted on 1/7/22 at 6:51 pm to
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What’s an dosha?


Coyote's girlfriend's name.
Posted by HoboDickCheese
The overpass
Member since Sep 2020
14252 posts
Posted on 1/7/22 at 6:54 pm to
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What’s an dosha?
each of three energies believed to circulate in the body and govern physiological activity.
Posted by LSUtoBOOT
Member since Aug 2012
20867 posts
Posted on 1/7/22 at 6:58 pm to
Following the eclair injection?
Posted by jaytothen
Member since Jan 2020
8803 posts
Posted on 1/7/22 at 6:59 pm to


Man up and take the coffee grounds up the arse. Just don't wear whitie tighties.

That's all I got.
Posted by soccerfüt
Location: A Series of Tubes
Member since May 2013
75744 posts
Posted on 1/7/22 at 7:01 pm to
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So tell me what to do.
NEVER accept a cup o’ Joe from her.

It may be literally just that.
Posted by BayouCatFan
Member since Jul 2008
4580 posts
Posted on 1/7/22 at 7:09 pm to
I have decided I am going to ignore my concerns and move ahead with the date. Yes she is a bit quirky with the yoga stuff, but when she talks about her pelvic floor and mula bangha I get intrigued.

Also we did a dating contract and she is the one who said I need to add a clause that ahe gives at least 5 blowjobs a week.

As long as her pics are real I think I have found perfection.

Wish me luck.
Posted by TigerCoon
Member since Nov 2005
22476 posts
Posted on 1/7/22 at 7:10 pm to
run, bub.
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