- My Forums
- Tiger Rant
- LSU Recruiting
- SEC Rant
- Saints Talk
- Pelicans Talk
- More Sports Board
- Fantasy Sports
- Golf Board
- Soccer Board
- O-T Lounge
- Tech Board
- Home/Garden Board
- Outdoor Board
- Health/Fitness Board
- Movie/TV Board
- Book Board
- Music Board
- Political Talk
- Money Talk
- Fark Board
- Gaming Board
- Travel Board
- Food/Drink Board
- Ticket Exchange
- TD Help Board
Customize My Forums- View All Forums
- Topic Sort Options
- Trending Topics
- Recent Topics
- Active Topics
soccerfüt
| Favorite team: | |
| Location: | Location: A Series of Tubes |
| Biography: | |
| Interests: | |
| Occupation: | |
| Number of Posts: | 76994 |
| Registered on: | 5/30/2013 |
| Online Status: | Not Online |
Recent Posts
Message
re: What is the best way to display an anchor as home decor?
Posted by soccerfüt on 10/18/26 at 10:37 am to The Silverback
I’d make sure to paint in gold leaf that bad boy before I installed it inside the radius of my circle drive so folks would see from the get-go that they were dealing with a person of wealth and substance:
1
quote:Better than an assclown starting a junkyard and/or meth lab next door to me because no one can tell him what he can do with his property.
Could not imagine living in a neighborhood with an HOA. I have enough problems in life to deal with that bullshite.
I understand there are renegade HOAs and that’s a different story.
I’ve only had great experiences with HOAs; my properties came with covenants and I’m an honorable person.
re: Happy Front Day 2026
Posted by soccerfüt on 10/17/26 at 10:53 pm to Mr. Misanthrope
quote:“Praise to the Lord, the Almighty”
Joachim Neander
Joachim lived from 1650 to 1680 and died at age 30 of TB.
re: What “sage” advice will you pass along to your grandchildren
Posted by soccerfüt on 10/17/26 at 10:39 pm to DustyDinkleman
quote:Never trust Whitey.
What “sage” advice will you pass along to your grandchildren What “sage” advice will you pass along to your grandchildren
re: What are the chances? My car battery was actually bad?
Posted by soccerfüt on 10/17/26 at 10:28 pm to Meauxjeaux
Unless your battery was less than three or four years old, I’d just move on and know it would have shite the bed the winter or next winter.
One less worry now for the next three or four years.
One less worry now for the next three or four years.
quote:At least once a day, twice a day three or four times per week.
Do you guys shower every day?
Going to bed after any meaningful perspiration is simply unacceptable.
Front Day Eve here in Perdido was frolicking in the warm Gulf surf and finding three pairs of sunglasses right offshore.
The one pair worth posting:
This morning my beach run was at 57°F with a North crosswind at 20 mph.
I barely broke a sweat, swampass is (at least temporarily) exiled.
Enjoy the day, :geauxtigers:
The one pair worth posting:
This morning my beach run was at 57°F with a North crosswind at 20 mph.
I barely broke a sweat, swampass is (at least temporarily) exiled.
Enjoy the day, :geauxtigers:
re: Amanda Bynes shows off weight loss during rare LA outing with boyfriend Zachary Khan
Posted by soccerfüt on 10/16/26 at 8:50 pm to SCLibertarian
quote:Maybe YOU’D see someone there.
She looks like someone you'd see on Ocean Boulevard in Myrtle Beach at 3:00 am.
I ain’t gonna ever be in Myrtle Beach, much less at 3:00am.
quote:Probably has a lot to do with them seeing your lurking Lurch arse there.
The Latinas at Planet Fitness Gretna are covering up more.
re: Name your 3 favorite things in your frigerator right now
Posted by soccerfüt on 10/16/26 at 8:43 pm to lsubatman1
Probably some European cheeses.
They go well with fruit (fresh or dried), nuts & wine.
They go well with fruit (fresh or dried), nuts & wine.
re: If you were young and your singlular focus in life was getting laid, what would you do?
Posted by soccerfüt on 10/16/26 at 8:36 pm to Violent Hip Swivel
quote:Today? I have no idea.
If you were young and your singlular focus in life was getting laid, what would you do?
Young me spent a lot of time and energy on chasing (and getting) tail.
I doubt I’d let it make me move States, I think I could do some business in a convent.
quote:I’d have one in a whorehouse first.
My daughter has a 2009 Nissan Altima.
re: The NYT wants fraternities to admit women to make them less "problematic"
Posted by soccerfüt on 10/16/26 at 6:14 pm to Master of Sinanju
quote:“Hazing” and “raping” both have six letters and end in “ing”.
They want more raping?
They’re already too close for comfort.
IN
I’ll be in Perdido for it.
Not a bad place to experience seasonal changes.
Thanks TL!
I’ll be in Perdido for it.
Not a bad place to experience seasonal changes.
Thanks TL!
re: KFC ditches Pepsi & partners with Coke
Posted by soccerfüt on 10/16/26 at 6:40 am to DavidTheGnome
quote:Pepsi is also a “never” for LucasP.
is nasty imo. Really the only soda i drink is Dr Pepper and that’s not often but Pepsi is a never for me
Why?
He’s DEAD!
Doctor Pepper: The Official Soft Drink of LucasP Murderers
re: Speaking of fatigue - adult children are the worst
Posted by soccerfüt on 10/15/26 at 10:26 pm to GreenRockTiger
quote:Ouch
The 21 yo will graduate in May from LSU and I hope he gets a job out of state.
re: Cool Words Lost to the Lexicon That Need to Be Brought Back
Posted by soccerfüt on 10/15/26 at 10:19 pm to shutterspeed
Resplendent
re: Truck driver loses trailer and has no idea it happened
Posted by soccerfüt on 10/15/26 at 5:59 pm to Major Dutch Schaefer
quote:Should be “looses”
Truck driver loses trailer and has no idea it happened
O-T is slippage
quote:u r stupid
What evidence do you have to prove your claim? Don't be a pussy.
Your Mom’s is pretty good, btw.
quote:Called “Tuesday” afternoon in most of Arkansas.
A creepy Florida Man is behind bars for allegedly sneaking up behind a female Walmart worker and ejaculating on her back, after which he used a pair of dog toys to clean up after himself
Popular
21
