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[quote]Mark Ingram goes undercover at jersey store.[/quote]Did he sleep with Snookie?...

[quote]Convenience Store Homeless Buffet[/quote]Warren or Jimmy?...

[quote]American President would be meeting with the Furher.[/quote]Is this kinda what you had in mind? [img]https://hips.hearstapps.com/harpersbazaaruk.cdnds.net/17/07/1487072209-melania-donald-trump.jpg?resize=480:*[/img] Furher =/= Führer ...

[quote]I just hope this never happens again.[/quote]I’m reasonably certain she won’t pull this stunt again. [img]http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_irUY9QA2BhE/SOSt_bchb4I/AAAAAAAAA3g/LhO2WCQZZnM/s320/Kige%2BAgree%2BLSU.jpg[/img]...

I used'ta be at Kaiser now I'm woikin down'da street at'da Tenneco Chalmette Refinery...

The NOLA version is good: “1. On'da foist day'a Christmas mah Mawmaw gave'to me a Crawfish'dey Caught in Arabi 2. In'da Christmas Picayune I seen it Dere'n Section E, Tujaque's Recipe 3. On'da thoid day' a Christmas we Stopped at McKenzie for Three French Breads 4. On the fourth day...

[quote]So...[/quote]So let’s DANCE! [img]https://i.imgur.com/zXzKgR1.gif?noredirect[/img]...

Ring Cam Alert [img]https://expo.advance.net/img/2049a6fa98/width960/b7b_panthersbest04.jpeg[/img]...

This is the target [b]bespoke[/b] customer: [img]https://assets3.thrillist.com/v1/image/1679547/size/tmg-article_default_mobile.jpg[/img] ...

[quote]I got tired of moving the Elf on the Shelf[/quote]This one moves all by itself: [IMG]http://i.imgur.com/tkqNo35.jpg[/IMG]...

Top Golf v.2...

There’s a longer list of them that gets shared from time to time, the more arcane ones. The only one I use of those is : clap : Which yields this sometimes appropriate gif- :clap:...

[quote][img]https://i.imgur.com/prcbyb0.jpg[/img][/quote]3,1,2 The rest of your post? tl/DIDN’T HAVE TIME TO READ frickING [i]WAR AND PEACE[/i]...

[quote]It's a Maine Coon. The perspective in those photos makes it look bigger than it is, but they are big. Really big. There is a thread on the outdoor board about them.[/quote]Posting information here about one’s Maine Coon is not advised....

[quote]using flexible duck work[/quote]Duck work in Memphis (for reference) [img]https://www.johnnyjet.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/05/Peabody-Memphis-Honorary-Duckmaster-Tennessee-2013-003-610x406.jpg[/img]...

RA’ed Move to [b]Arky Board[/b]...

[quote]Because she didn’t have any “legitimate business”[/quote]Truer words can’t be found to describe her. IWHI prolly way back in the day, sad to say....

[quote]Age and Death[/quote]If I looked like Owlie? Waiter? Check please!...

[quote]I’ve told him this many times. All I can do now is give him the best send off possible[/quote] [img]https://media1.tenor.com/images/d3d8a6961075bb293a337e70ddd3d986/tenor.gif?itemid=8229206[/img] PS: frick you & your “dad”...

The devil went down to Georgia, He was lookin’ for a fiddle to steal......