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[quote]I think the point of living in Oklahoma, at least for me, is that it's cheap to live here which means I can visit fun places with the extra money I save[/quote]So you would marry and have sexy times with a fat ugly woman so that the times that you could stray from her would be even more fun? ...

“In the First Self-Righteous Church In that sleepy little town of Pascagoula” [link=(https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=K16fG1sDagU)]YouTube Link to Ray Stevens Version[/link]...

When you’re on TV and your robotic limb goes to the default setting can be tough on the rep... [img]https://i.gifer.com/kib.gif[/img]...

[quote]We are all a-holes for having the “leaders” we do[/quote]Old News (from 1860, to be exact): [img]https://i.imgur.com/mhdN9QT.jpg[/img]...

[quote]Mississippi isn't flat.[/quote]Maybe he meant like “flat on it’s back” like a road kilt possum? Idaho at #7 was moronic. Delaware & RI belong along with Indiana, Kansas, Iowa, Nebraska, & Oklahoma. The Dakotas and then Nevada simply to make ten states as requested but the first sev...

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[quote]I had a good one in chicago for years. [/quote]Go back to Chicago....

The Hotel owner’s Mother was a Surgeon....

[quote]Obviously fake. G.O.B. is way older than 30.[/quote]Upvoted...

I was going to go work off of “Elvis has left the building” motif but suicide sucks....

My go-to address when asked- 1060 W Addison St, Chicago, IL 60613...

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The USS Bonhomme Richard (LHD-6) is a Wasp-class amphibious assault ship, not a Destroyer....

:wtf: [quote][quote]I believe my son got sick a couple weeks ago because he went to get his haircut and the people there weren't wearing masks (he wasn't with me at the time and luckily he subsequently tested negative for Covid). [/quote][/quote]I believe Snowflake Scott has a fundamental disconnec...

[quote]PhilnDaBlank[/quote]“Blank” is how those young ladies’ canvases should have remained. One ordinarily must go to a crack den to meet a man of your stature....

[quote]Perhaps one day we could share in your memory of that December day, 1989.[/quote]Sir, I will earnestly attempt to make this happen, hopefully during one of your future touring sessions. Warmest regards, F...

The technical term for that is Teeth to Gum Ratio. Rebecca Lobo- [img]https://pbs.twimg.com/profile_images/853765612866342912/df9DX67c_400x400.jpg[/img]...

Friend, Thank you for this wonderful contribution. Several items you touched upon I felt inspired to comment on, to wit: The Mobile One jingle is indeed a form of torture. Jaegar’s (whilst located at West End) on December 14th, 1989 was the setting of part of a particularly meaningful ...

[quote] I was hoping that someone might know what the ASE is.[/quote]Maybe your dad was instrumental in getting process started to get the NFL to locate a franchise in NOLA? The Authentic Saints Establishee? Juvey had jewelry made to honor him (to back dat ASE UP!)- [img]https://vignette.w...

“A Balanced Nutrition Food”? :wtf: [img]https://cdnmetv.metv.com/Ydz9c-1468504224-1001-blog-spacefoodsticks_main_1200.jpg[/img]...