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re: Any of You Baws Ever Get a Coffee Enema?
Posted on 1/7/22 at 3:38 pm to BayouCatFan
Posted on 1/7/22 at 3:38 pm to BayouCatFan
Based on your description, coffee up your arse is the least of your worries.
Given that, take it up the arse and enjoy the ride for a few months.
Also get a burner phone, buy a POS beater car, and be prepared to relocate soon.
Given that, take it up the arse and enjoy the ride for a few months.
Also get a burner phone, buy a POS beater car, and be prepared to relocate soon.
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Posted on 1/7/22 at 3:39 pm to BayouCatFan
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but coffee grounds up my arse seems extreme.
To each his own but I would RUN LIKE HELL
Posted on 1/7/22 at 3:39 pm to Packer
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she 100% will let you PIIHB
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Packer
Yup
Posted on 1/7/22 at 3:39 pm to BayouCatFan
You're going to end up naked, with a hose up your arse and your wallet and watch stolen.
Posted on 1/7/22 at 3:40 pm to BayouCatFan
Nah, just Gamer Girl Bath Water and of course piss.
Posted on 1/7/22 at 3:40 pm to BayouCatFan
Coffee is a big no. On the other hand, vodka.
Posted on 1/7/22 at 3:40 pm to BayouCatFan
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She wants to measure my dosha and give me a coffee enema
You’re getting laid. Payment for the sex is a coffee enema but probably worth it
Posted on 1/7/22 at 3:40 pm to Sao
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You're going to end up naked, with a hose up your arse and your wallet and watch stolen.
Meh, it happens to all of us, right? RIGHT?
Posted on 1/7/22 at 3:40 pm to BayouCatFan
Only works if the coffee is piping hot from the pot.
Yeah but he'll have a story.
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You're going to end up naked, with a hose up your arse and your wallet and watch stolen.
Yeah but he'll have a story.
This post was edited on 1/7/22 at 3:41 pm
Posted on 1/7/22 at 3:41 pm to Duke
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Duke
Did you see all the NWS hiring, baw? 31 openings.
Posted on 1/7/22 at 3:41 pm to BayouCatFan
ask for the irish coffee
Posted on 1/7/22 at 3:41 pm to LegendInMyMind
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Did you see all the NWS hiring, baw? 31 openings.
apps are in baw.
all out west
Posted on 1/7/22 at 3:42 pm to LegendInMyMind
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Did you see all the NWS hiring
In Slidell?
Posted on 1/7/22 at 3:42 pm to BayouCatFan
It's a red flag that you even have to ask.
I have two cups of coffee in the AM and what comes out of me ten minutes later is a perfect enema.
Now if some chick wants you to reverse flow coffee up your pooper, man I'd put some distance on without even thinking about it. Remember, relationships only get crazier. Two years out she's going to have your eating your own poop.
I have two cups of coffee in the AM and what comes out of me ten minutes later is a perfect enema.
Now if some chick wants you to reverse flow coffee up your pooper, man I'd put some distance on without even thinking about it. Remember, relationships only get crazier. Two years out she's going to have your eating your own poop.
This post was edited on 1/7/22 at 3:43 pm
Posted on 1/7/22 at 3:43 pm to ducktale
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The best part of waking up is folgers in your butt
I have this jingle stuck in my head now
This post was edited on 1/7/22 at 3:44 pm
Posted on 1/7/22 at 3:45 pm to BayouCatFan
This chick has no doubt put a family pet in the microwave before.
You're going to wake up with one less kidney, baw.
You're going to wake up with one less kidney, baw.
Posted on 1/7/22 at 3:45 pm to BayouCatFan
Keep food handy. Maybe coffee cake?
Posted on 1/7/22 at 3:46 pm to LegendInMyMind
Yeah, if i dont land a gig this round, Im getting that website launched. Got a domain bought already, and done some basic building.
Posted on 1/7/22 at 3:46 pm to BayouCatFan
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BayouCatFan
I don't believe a word of this but I gave you up vote for creative writing
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