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re: Any of You Baws Ever Get a Coffee Enema?

Posted on 1/7/22 at 7:12 pm to
Posted by hollowpoint
Texas
Member since Sep 2019
1039 posts
Posted on 1/7/22 at 7:12 pm to
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I have decided I am going to ignore my concerns and move ahead with the date

We’re all invested now… you have a responsibility to come back and give us details.
Posted by soccerfüt
Location: A Series of Tubes
Member since May 2013
65688 posts
Posted on 1/7/22 at 7:14 pm to
Walking psycho Petrie dish.

What could go wrong?
Posted by LRB1967
Tennessee
Member since Dec 2020
15600 posts
Posted on 1/7/22 at 7:21 pm to
Coffee in your arse? Most people pour it in the other end.
Posted by SalE
At the beach
Member since Jan 2020
2414 posts
Posted on 1/7/22 at 7:33 pm to
So sordid...the wages are heavy on the Hershey highway..next thing, you're on your stomach getting a foot message while a midget girl playing a saxophone walks on your back with those small twinkies..listen to me Flounder.
Posted by ItNeverRains
37069
Member since Oct 2007
25456 posts
Posted on 1/7/22 at 7:37 pm to
She’s crazy buddy. Just have fun and be careful.
Posted by G The Tiger Fan
Member since Apr 2015
103695 posts
Posted on 1/7/22 at 7:40 pm to
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Are these red flags?
This can't be a real-life actual question.
Posted by WinnPtiger
Fort Worth
Member since Mar 2011
23876 posts
Posted on 1/7/22 at 7:42 pm to
what happened to this chick? or did you lift that off reddit too

How Would The OT Have Handled
Posted by SuperSaint
Sorting Out OT BS Since '2007'
Member since Sep 2007
140462 posts
Posted on 1/7/22 at 7:48 pm to


Posted by DeltaTigerDelta
Member since Jan 2017
11291 posts
Posted on 1/7/22 at 7:50 pm to
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At that point she sent to woman's hubby and proceeded to start a long term affair with him that led to their divorce.


Would be more concerned about this than Starbucks up the sphincter.
Posted by jaytothen
Member since Jan 2020
6407 posts
Posted on 1/7/22 at 7:52 pm to
quote:

I have decided I am going to ignore my concerns and move ahead with the date


Posted by Gorilla Ball
Member since Feb 2006
11673 posts
Posted on 1/7/22 at 7:57 pm to
I need to get out more
Posted by HoboDickCheese
The overpass
Member since Sep 2020
9368 posts
Posted on 1/7/22 at 7:58 pm to
Na, I pulled that shite off the google
Posted by FlyingPelican
St. George (someday)
Member since Sep 2021
159 posts
Posted on 1/7/22 at 8:11 pm to
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TLDR. Sorry for your loss or congrats on the segs

You should've read it. It's shocking in a funny way.
Posted by LSUdoc71
Red Stick
Member since Oct 2012
344 posts
Posted on 1/7/22 at 8:29 pm to
Posted by HogBalls
Member since Nov 2014
8589 posts
Posted on 1/7/22 at 8:55 pm to
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So I met this chick on a dating site
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She is smoking hot

quote:

Pics of her bass fishing

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Grew up in Monroe

I prolly been in this already
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She wants to measure my dosha and give me a coffee enema

Maybe I haven’t
Posted by Sebastian
Member since Jun 2015
3756 posts
Posted on 1/7/22 at 9:02 pm to
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flags? Would you allow a IRL 8 or 9 to give you a coffee enema?
Only if it was Community Coffee.
Posted by moontigr
Washington Commanders Fan
Member since Nov 2020
3403 posts
Posted on 1/7/22 at 9:04 pm to
I dig crazy chicks. Send her my way.
Posted by moontigr
Washington Commanders Fan
Member since Nov 2020
3403 posts
Posted on 1/7/22 at 9:06 pm to
damn bro... so this cat made up stories not once, but twice?
Posted by Xcalibur2017
Member since Apr 2017
602 posts
Posted on 1/7/22 at 9:06 pm to
Dude- get the f out of there while you still can!

The more invested you get, the harder it will be to run. And the next person you date, she will destroy your rep with her prob w/ pics of a coffee enema which I read is dangerous - good luck!

But hit it real quick before you go
This post was edited on 1/7/22 at 9:08 pm
Posted by sonoma8
Member since Oct 2006
7666 posts
Posted on 1/7/22 at 9:08 pm to
Ok, so is this enema like a french press? Does she control the flow? Is it ground coffee or straight coffee beans in your arse? These are important questions you need to ask.
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