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Posted on 1/7/22 at 4:20 pm to BayouCatFan
If you needed protein before your workout, would you shove a protein bar up your arse?
Posted on 1/7/22 at 4:30 pm to BayouCatFan
If she’s hot I’d let her do the measure then bang her. If she keeps up with the coffee deal I’d tell her you first. See what happens after and if you don’t like it run like hell. I’d also tell one of my baws where I was in case Slingblade jumps out of her closet on you.
Posted on 1/7/22 at 4:32 pm to Alt26
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because if you did happen to meet an extremely hot woman on a dating site there is something off-putting she is not disclosing
Shes disclosing her crazy just fine.
Posted on 1/7/22 at 4:37 pm to BayouCatFan
She gonna harvest your organs with her Russian mafia relatives.
Posted on 1/7/22 at 4:40 pm to BayouCatFan
That's a dude, you're talking to a dude
Posted on 1/7/22 at 4:42 pm to BayouCatFan
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She also told me about one of her ex's cheating on her. She set up a fake Facebook account trying to catch him. He denied and she broke up with him. A couple weeks later she drove by his house and saw a car she didnt recognize. Took a pic of the plates to see who it was. Was confirmed it was the woman she thought. At that point she sent to woman's hubby and proceeded to start a long term affair with him that led to their divorce.
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Are these red flags?
Uh, what the frick do YOU think?
Posted on 1/7/22 at 4:44 pm to BayouCatFan
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She wants to measure my dosha and give me a coffee enema.
Are you sure she said measure my dosha? I think she probably said she wants to manhandle your duke chute and you just misheard her. I don't know, take her to Starbucks if you're into that sort of thing.
This post was edited on 1/7/22 at 4:45 pm
Posted on 1/7/22 at 4:45 pm to BayouCatFan
She probably works for the cartel that was after you
Posted on 1/7/22 at 4:46 pm to Duke
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Yeah but he'll have a story.
Maybe. But that story may also serve as an obituary as well.
Posted on 1/7/22 at 4:47 pm to BayouCatFan
Juan Valdez is shaking his head right now.
Posted on 1/7/22 at 4:49 pm to ducktale
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They best part of waking up is folgers in your butt.
I laughed too hard at this.
Posted on 1/7/22 at 4:49 pm to BayouCatFan
Didn't your failure of a father ever warn you not to stick your dick in crazy?
Hopefully when this is over you get accepted into the Witness Protection Program.
Hopefully when this is over you get accepted into the Witness Protection Program.
Posted on 1/7/22 at 4:51 pm to DevilDagNS
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Didn't your failure of a father ever warn you not to stick your dick in crazy?
Hopefully when this is over you get accepted into the Witness Protection Program.
OP is trolling yawl
Posted on 1/7/22 at 4:53 pm to BayouCatFan
Don't do it ...I heard it always tastes too sweet
Posted on 1/7/22 at 4:55 pm to BayouCatFan
No pics, therefore TL;DR
Posted on 1/7/22 at 4:55 pm to Chrome
I love coffee but no one is ever sticking anything in my butt. No one, no how, not ever.
Selma Hayek would get kicked out my bedroom if she tried that. Well, maybe not Selma, but most anyone else.
Selma Hayek would get kicked out my bedroom if she tried that. Well, maybe not Selma, but most anyone else.
Posted on 1/7/22 at 4:57 pm to BayouCatFan
Jettison
Soon it will be blow injections into your anus a la Stevie Nicks and following you and your friends around.
Soon it will be blow injections into your anus a la Stevie Nicks and following you and your friends around.
This post was edited on 1/7/22 at 4:58 pm
Posted on 1/7/22 at 4:57 pm to BayouCatFan
OweO alter?
Posted on 1/7/22 at 5:00 pm to BayouCatFan
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So what does the OT think? Are these red flags?
Obvious rhetorical question is blatantly obvious.
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So tell me what to do.
Yet more obviousness but delete your dating profile immediately and change your number if you've given it to her. Get past your desperation and the co-dependency that would even allow you to consider dating a fricking psycho like this in the first place. And no I'm not even talking about the coffee enema part. That shite is sane next to her creating a fake FB account and stalking her ex.
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