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Playing football then sleeping with my girlfriend in an open field after crushing two beers.

Man I miss that low alcohol tolerance.
My first thought when going down on a girl is I hope they showered after crapping.


Nah, I'm lying. IDGAF.
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Use scaled-down furniture so the room looks huge.
Drop in tiny nightstands or slim sofas no one actually owns.


Mingo's house is furnished like this.
Up next will be a Vegan Lion Sanctuary
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The levels of other harmful substances in Nantucket’s wastewater, including fentanyl and meth, are far below regional and national levels


All I got from this article is rich ppl can get pure cocaine.
Please let that meteor hurry up and end this shite show.

re: Who can locate this farm?

Posted by jaytothen on 2/23/26 at 4:14 pm to
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Woodruff County, Arkansas
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Buy yourself a nice parmesan chunk from the best grocery store or Italian deli


OP can't afford the .50 packet.


No way he can pay 6.99 a pound.
Ten Commandments in school paying off bigly

re: Gone With the Wind

Posted by jaytothen on 2/21/26 at 9:48 pm to
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Scarlett O'Hara


Wood
Absolutely when and why I quit watching the NFL.

frick those slimy cocksuckers
Maphra really isn't that good. She has range that can do a lot with her vocals, but it's all soulless.

Until I hear something original from her, meh.
I can't fix her, but I have a bat that could.

re: Terrible phrases

Posted by jaytothen on 2/19/26 at 3:58 pm to
'Out of an abundance of caution...'