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re: Happy Librarians day

Posted by MrFreakinMiyagi on 4/16/26 at 9:36 pm to
My librarian is super cute
Tall and skinny, but big tits that I’d be willing to bet are real
Long blond hair that she always has up with different braids
She wears long dresses with floral prints that look like they’re straight out of little house on the prairie
Glasses, of course
And she has a mole that is nearly identical in size, shape and placement to Cindy crawford’s
She was put on this earth to take off her glasses and let her hair down in slow motion
She definitely leans hard left, and I think she’s married, but I hope to get to frick her some day

There’s a chick that volunteers there that’s frickable too
Looks like Donna Jean from the Grateful Dead
Everybody loves the Rays
They probably won’t lose to the Yankees at all this season
The Yankees are for arse eating shite heads
Everybody loves the Tampa Bay Lightning
Go Bolts

re: The Boys S5

Posted by MrFreakinMiyagi on 4/15/26 at 7:01 pm to
I still dig it
Even with how heavy handed it is, it’s entertaining AF

I roll my eyes at the bullshite, and blow raspberries for the jokes that fall flat, but I’ll LOL multiple times per episode.

The timing of this episode with Trump thinking he’s Jesus two days ago is straight up nuts
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What’s the actual basis for the 60,000 number?

That’s easy
Take 2000 “suspected reported” deaths
Multiply that by 30, due to underreporting
That gives you 60,000 confirmed deaths

Duh
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If you want to help someone who deserves help, visit the nearest no kill shelter and let a dog pick you as their dad

They’re all pits
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I definitely wouldn’t step in and fight the offender. I have two children, and I’m not going to risk getting stabbed for some stranger

At least send your kids in to help
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who probably voted for Kamala Harris, or is an illegal alien, or who is on welfare.

Damn
You’re ate up with it
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You're right. It's Epstein with a faint goatee

It’s Epstein’s body double
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The only one I liked was Invisible Man with Kate Moss

Elizabeth moss
And yeah, that one was pretty good

I haven’t seen the Tom cruise mummy or Benicio Del Toro Wolfman, but I think I’ll end up watching them. Maybe everyone is wrong, and they’re actually super fun and scary.
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Edit: also, it’s case AND point dummy

Holy shite
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The Passion of the Christ

I haven’t seen this
Also haven’t seen Casablanca or Gone With the Wind

I’ll get around to it
My parent have been married 55 years
Just sayin’
Let’s all root for Patrick Cantlay (+15000) and Haotong Li (+7500)

re: The Boys S5

Posted by MrFreakinMiyagi on 4/8/26 at 10:08 pm to
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Won't give away any spoilers, but a some major shakeups right off the bat

Yup

First two episodes are solid
“How many syllables, Mario?!?!?”
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Only other guy on the list that should ever get in is Lester.

No
That better not be the express line