Any of You Baws Ever Get a Coffee Enema?

So I met this chick on a dating site and we have been talking all week. She is very health conscience and a workout/yoga freak. She is smoking hot from her pics(no pics because I would never subject any woman I am interested in to the mouth breathers). We get along great. She even has pics of her bass fishing wearing a Tractor Supply hat. Very low maintenance. She grew up in Monroe and loves talking about high school football pertaining to the West Monroe and Neville rivalry. She seems about as close to a unicorn as possible.

We are meeting for dinner tomorrow. I am a bit worried though because of a couple things she has said. She wants to measure my dosha and give me a coffee enema. WTF? I mean I will allow some craziness with women when they are hot, but coffee grounds up my arse seems extreme.

She also told me about one of her ex's cheating on her. She set up a fake Facebook account trying to catch him. He denied and she broke up with him. A couple weeks later she drove by his house and saw a car she didnt recognize. Took a pic of the plates to see who it was. Was confirmed it was the woman she thought. At that point she sent to woman's hubby and proceeded to start a long term affair with him that led to their divorce.

So what does the OT think? Are these red flags? Would you allow a IRL 8 or 9 to give you a coffee enema? And was she justified breaking up their marriage or is she just a vindictive bitch who will cut off my nuts the first time I piss her off.

Keep in mind I really like her and think there is long term potential, but coffee grounds in my arse worries me. She says it will cleanse me. Then her getting revenge by ending their marriage seems extreme too.

So tell me what to do.