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re: Any of You Baws Ever Get a Coffee Enema?
Posted on 1/7/22 at 3:48 pm to BayouCatFan
Posted on 1/7/22 at 3:48 pm to BayouCatFan
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She wants to measure my dosha and give me a coffee enema.
Wut????
Run fast baw. You're gonna wake up missing kidneys in an ice bath.
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Posted on 1/7/22 at 3:48 pm to Duke
Good luck with it. I hope you can get on somewhere. I'm pretty sure you'd make a good addition.
Posted on 1/7/22 at 3:48 pm to BayouCatFan
First, she's from Monroe so you know she likes to frick around - a lot.
Second, she's a woman so you know she's crazy.
That's all I got.
Second, she's a woman so you know she's crazy.
That's all I got.
Posted on 1/7/22 at 3:51 pm to BayouCatFan
quote:
Very low maintenance
quote:Super low maintenance!
he wants to measure my dosha and give me a coffee enema
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She also told me about one of her ex's cheating on her. She set up a fake Facebook account trying to catch him. He denied and she broke up with him. A couple weeks later she drove by his house and saw a car she didnt recognize. Took a pic of the plates to see who it was. Was confirmed it was the woman she thought. At that point she sent to woman's hubby and proceeded to start a long term affair with him that led to their divorce.
quote:Motha fricka, run!!
So tell me what to do.
Posted on 1/7/22 at 3:52 pm to BayouCatFan
You’re going to get pegged. Good luck
Posted on 1/7/22 at 3:53 pm to BayouCatFan
These women....
and
do not need to meet men on....
Either:
(a) this is a very poor troll attempt; or
(b) your rating system for "unicorns" and IRL 8-9 is HIGHLY flawed
because if you did happen to meet an extremely hot woman on a dating site there is something off-putting she is not disclosing (or she is a professional).
Sorry
On the flip side, if you are into having coffee flushed through your colon, feel free! However, I find drinking coffee also works for flushing my colon
quote:
about as close to a unicorn as possible
and
quote:
a IRL 8 or 9
do not need to meet men on....
quote:
a dating site
Either:
(a) this is a very poor troll attempt; or
(b) your rating system for "unicorns" and IRL 8-9 is HIGHLY flawed
because if you did happen to meet an extremely hot woman on a dating site there is something off-putting she is not disclosing (or she is a professional).
Sorry
On the flip side, if you are into having coffee flushed through your colon, feel free! However, I find drinking coffee also works for flushing my colon
Posted on 1/7/22 at 3:55 pm to BayouCatFan
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but coffee grounds in my arse worries me.
Nothing a good arse bleaching couldn't rectify.
Posted on 1/7/22 at 3:55 pm to BayouCatFan
I would worry less about the coffee enema and more about the psycho behavior.
Posted on 1/7/22 at 3:56 pm to BayouCatFan
Hit it and quit it bruh.
Posted on 1/7/22 at 3:59 pm to BayouCatFan
I think 0% of this is true
Posted on 1/7/22 at 4:01 pm to BayouCatFan
Do you have pets? Do they like having heads??
Posted on 1/7/22 at 4:02 pm to BayouCatFan
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BayouCatFan
quote:
She is smoking hot from her pics(no pics because I would never subject any woman I am interested in to the mouth breathers).
Posted on 1/7/22 at 4:02 pm to BayouCatFan
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Very low maintenance
quote:
She wants to measure my dosha and give me a coffee enema.
Posted on 1/7/22 at 4:04 pm to BayouCatFan
so she starts banging some guy just because his wife is cheating on him with her current boyfriend - no other qualifiers... red flag
posting pics with props like Tractor Supply hat to prove how down to earth and low maintenance she is... red flag
Unicorns don't wind up on dating sites..
posting pics with props like Tractor Supply hat to prove how down to earth and low maintenance she is... red flag
Unicorns don't wind up on dating sites..
Posted on 1/7/22 at 4:06 pm to BayouCatFan
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give me a coffee enema
Hmmmmm... Coffee enema for sex with a hot chick?
So what's the problem here?
Posted on 1/7/22 at 4:07 pm to Cdawg
maybe he's LDS
Posted on 1/7/22 at 4:10 pm to BayouCatFan
quote:Disqualifier right there.
At that point she sent to woman's hubby and proceeded to start a long term affair with him that led to their divorce.
Posted on 1/7/22 at 4:12 pm to ducktale
Posted on 1/7/22 at 4:13 pm to BayouCatFan
If you can't see that she is bat shite crazy, us telling you is not gonna help.
Posted on 1/7/22 at 4:17 pm to BayouCatFan
What’s her name? I know a lot of crazy broads in Monroe. I don’t know many insanely hot broads in Monroe though.
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