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Posted on 1/7/22 at 9:31 pm to BayouCatFan
quote:...and herpes.
Yes she is a bit quirky with the yoga stuff, but when she talks about her pelvic floor and mula bangha I get intrigued.
quote:Yep, definitely herpes.
Also we did a dating contract and she is the one who said I need to add a clause that ahe gives at least 5 blowjobs a week
Posted on 1/7/22 at 10:02 pm to BayouCatFan
Is it a hot coffee enema? This could make a difference, I would think.
Posted on 1/8/22 at 12:16 am to BayouCatFan
quote:
she is the one who said I need to add a clause that ahe gives at least 5 blowjobs a week
Fascination with strangers anal cavities and insisting on daily head.
It's a man.
Posted on 1/8/22 at 12:21 am to BayouCatFan
I prefer my enemas to be green tea. Thank you.
Posted on 1/8/22 at 12:29 am to BayouCatFan
Are these red flags? 
Literally everything you wrote is a red flag.
Literally everything you wrote is a red flag.
Posted on 1/8/22 at 12:37 am to Masterag
JFC OP....be a GD man and quit being a fricking puss. Tell her to shut the frick up about the coffee up the arse. Her creeper/psycho on her ex story doesn't exactly give her leverage. Either she relents and you can move forward with dignity and a decaffeinated colon, or she presses the issue, in which case it will hopefully open your eyes to how batshit crazy she is.
If she's single, no kids, and as hot as you say she is.....that was all the red flag you needed before you even wrote your story. Get your head in the fricking game son
If she's single, no kids, and as hot as you say she is.....that was all the red flag you needed before you even wrote your story. Get your head in the fricking game son
Posted on 1/8/22 at 12:55 am to BayouCatFan
Pics
Also
Also
Posted on 1/8/22 at 12:56 am to BayouCatFan
If she doesn't put a finger up your butt then it is a red flag
Posted on 1/8/22 at 1:04 am to BayouCatFan
quote:
but coffee grounds up my arse seems extreme.
This reminds me of a show where these retards were paying like $100 a pop for coffee beans that some natives harvested from piles of cat crap.
Some feral cat thing eats the green coffee beans, shits them out then these guys come along, pick up the crap, clean off the beans, roast them and sell them to idiots for like 12x the price of non-poo ones.
To your point though,
quote:
like her and think there is long term potential
I hope nobody pays you to think about stuff, if so, they're wasting their money.
Posted on 1/8/22 at 5:40 am to calcotron
quote:
Well at least you know she likes butt stuff.
Wouldn’t that be some shite. She’d let you put coffee in her arse but not your dick.
Posted on 1/8/22 at 6:37 am to BayouCatFan
And y’all say I’m a shitty poster.
Posted on 1/8/22 at 6:59 am to BayouCatFan
I guarantee that she posts here. I can't wait to hear her side of your "date"
Posted on 1/8/22 at 7:37 am to BayouCatFan
no coffee grounds.
no one does that.
just normal filtered coffee.
go for it. let go of your caked on crap.
submit mindlessly.
yes ive done it but without a hottie hovering around.
no one does that.
just normal filtered coffee.
go for it. let go of your caked on crap.
submit mindlessly.
yes ive done it but without a hottie hovering around.
Posted on 1/8/22 at 7:49 am to BayouCatFan
quote:
Yes she is a bit quirky with the yoga stuff
I’m baffled at the fact that the yoga stuff is what you find quirky
Me personally I find coffee up the arse is the more quirky red flag
Posted on 1/8/22 at 7:55 am to BayouCatFan
Assuming all of this is true, which it isn't, you're insane for giving her the time of day.
Posted on 1/8/22 at 7:56 am to BayouCatFan
Sex with kooks is usually a lot of fun, but just don't get too involved. Enjoy the ride and move on. Speaking from experience.
Posted on 1/8/22 at 8:05 am to ducktale
We now know why Mrs Olsen was always smiling
Posted on 1/8/22 at 8:10 am to BayouCatFan
Kinky
Posted on 1/8/22 at 8:14 am to BayouCatFan
10 levels of crazy there bud, walk away quietly and hope your rabbit doesn’t get boiled.
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