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re: 50 year old woman has a few dating demands

Posted on 9/9/26 at 12:43 pm to
Posted by bamacoullion
Fayette, Alabama
Member since Oct 2008
2738 posts
Posted on 9/9/26 at 12:43 pm to
Good luck being a single cat lady, better get used to it
Posted by lepdagod
Baton Rouge
Member since Jan 2015
6302 posts
Posted on 9/9/26 at 12:43 pm to
50 year old broad got alot of preferences don’t she???
Posted by TejasHorn
High Plains Driftin'
Member since Mar 2007
11874 posts
Posted on 9/9/26 at 12:51 pm to
A lot of people waste time criticizing the fake world of the internet, don’t they?
Posted by ElderTiger
Planet Earth
Member since Dec 2010
7887 posts
Posted on 9/9/26 at 12:53 pm to
And just what do you bring to the table, sweetheart !
Posted by Soft_Parade
North Carolina Coast
Member since Sep 2005
2637 posts
Posted on 9/9/26 at 12:56 pm to
A 50 year old man’s demands would consist of 3 bullet points.

1.) Be nice
2.) Be available (no headaches)
3.) See bullets 1 & 2 if confused what to do next
Posted by Defenseiskey
Houston, TX
Member since Nov 2010
2380 posts
Posted on 9/9/26 at 1:07 pm to
This has to be fake, she's way to ugly and old to be demanding that.

She wants a 1% man but is in the bottom 25% [of women.
This post was edited on 9/9/26 at 1:15 pm
Posted by LSU Neil
Springfield
Member since Feb 2007
3701 posts
Posted on 9/9/26 at 1:14 pm to
Well friend, she eliminated me with about 75% of that dribble, so I’m glad I’m out
Posted by jizzle6609
Houston
Member since Jul 2009
21457 posts
Posted on 9/9/26 at 1:15 pm to
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And just what do you bring to the table, sweetheart !


She can’t have kids.
Posted by Loup
Ferriday
Member since Apr 2019
17840 posts
Posted on 9/9/26 at 1:30 pm to
are those armpit dingleberries?
Posted by Yewkindewit
Near Birmingham, Alabama
Member since Apr 2012
22067 posts
Posted on 9/9/26 at 1:39 pm to
She asks for a lot to be brought to the table and she doesn’t mention what she has to offer. Sounds like a taker and not a giver. Buyer beware!
Posted by Mung
Ba’on Rooj
Member since Aug 2007
9553 posts
Posted on 9/9/26 at 1:42 pm to
Hello pot, this is kettle…
Posted by RemyLeBeau
Member since Mar 2015
2307 posts
Posted on 9/9/26 at 1:44 pm to
quote:

-how to permaculture
-want to build a food forest


I don't know what this even means


Sir, I speak homesteading. And frankly, she prob doesn't know what those really mean either

Permaculture is basically the layout and circle of managing your property. It is broken down into zones of concern. Zone 0 being what you encounter right outside of your back door. EX, you want your garden in Zone 1 so you see it and tend to it everyday, not the very back corner of your property.

A food forest is an orchard more less with different types of trees.

But her wants and desires especially about being wealthy and having a job don't line up with the above average homesteader.
Posted by TigerBait2008
Boulder,CO
Member since Jun 2008
40787 posts
Posted on 9/9/26 at 1:50 pm to
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Does not support maga or trump period.



She can frick right off then.
Posted by Robin Masters
Birmingham
Member since Jul 2010
36836 posts
Posted on 9/9/26 at 1:55 pm to
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Must have most teeth,


Dang nabbit!
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