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re: 50 year old woman has a few dating demands

Posted on 9/9/26 at 12:43 pm to
Posted by bamacoullion
Fayette, Alabama
Member since Oct 2008
2768 posts
Posted on 9/9/26 at 12:43 pm to
Good luck being a single cat lady, better get used to it
Posted by lepdagod
Baton Rouge
Member since Jan 2015
6494 posts
Posted on 9/9/26 at 12:43 pm to
50 year old broad got alot of preferences don’t she???
Posted by TejasHorn
High Plains Driftin'
Member since Mar 2007
12037 posts
Posted on 9/9/26 at 12:51 pm to
A lot of people waste time criticizing the fake world of the internet, don’t they?
Posted by ElderTiger
Planet Earth
Member since Dec 2010
7919 posts
Posted on 9/9/26 at 12:53 pm to
And just what do you bring to the table, sweetheart !
Posted by Soft_Parade
North Carolina Coast
Member since Sep 2005
2649 posts
Posted on 9/9/26 at 12:56 pm to
A 50 year old man’s demands would consist of 3 bullet points.

1.) Be nice
2.) Be available (no headaches)
3.) See bullets 1 & 2 if confused what to do next
Posted by Defenseiskey
Houston, TX
Member since Nov 2010
2523 posts
Posted on 9/9/26 at 1:07 pm to
This has to be fake, she's way to ugly and old to be demanding that.

She wants a 1% man but is in the bottom 25% [of women.
This post was edited on 9/9/26 at 1:15 pm
Posted by LSU Neil
Springfield
Member since Feb 2007
3844 posts
Posted on 9/9/26 at 1:14 pm to
Well friend, she eliminated me with about 75% of that dribble, so I’m glad I’m out
Posted by jizzle6609
Houston
Member since Jul 2009
22349 posts
Posted on 9/9/26 at 1:15 pm to
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And just what do you bring to the table, sweetheart !


She can’t have kids.
Posted by Loup
Ferriday
Member since Apr 2019
18346 posts
Posted on 9/9/26 at 1:30 pm to
are those armpit dingleberries?
Posted by Yewkindewit
Near Birmingham, Alabama
Member since Apr 2012
22163 posts
Posted on 9/9/26 at 1:39 pm to
She asks for a lot to be brought to the table and she doesn’t mention what she has to offer. Sounds like a taker and not a giver. Buyer beware!
Posted by Mung
Ba’on Rooj
Member since Aug 2007
9707 posts
Posted on 9/9/26 at 1:42 pm to
Hello pot, this is kettle…
Posted by RemyLeBeau
Member since Mar 2015
2875 posts
Posted on 9/9/26 at 1:44 pm to
quote:

-how to permaculture
-want to build a food forest


I don't know what this even means


Sir, I speak homesteading. And frankly, she prob doesn't know what those really mean either

Permaculture is basically the layout and circle of managing your property. It is broken down into zones of concern. Zone 0 being what you encounter right outside of your back door. EX, you want your garden in Zone 1 so you see it and tend to it everyday, not the very back corner of your property.

A food forest is an orchard more less with different types of trees.

But her wants and desires especially about being wealthy and having a job don't line up with the above average homesteader.
Posted by TigerBait2008
Boulder,CO
Member since Jun 2008
41943 posts
Posted on 9/9/26 at 1:50 pm to
quote:

Does not support maga or trump period.



She can frick right off then.
Posted by Robin Masters
Birmingham
Member since Jul 2010
37062 posts
Posted on 9/9/26 at 1:55 pm to
quote:

Must have most teeth,


Dang nabbit!
Posted by tigerfan 64
in the LP
Member since Sep 2016
6912 posts
Posted on 9/9/26 at 2:06 pm to
quote:

hobosexuals



Is this a typo or a weird degeneracy i'm not aware of?

She learned it from 4 cubbies.
Posted by wareaglepete
Siberia
Member since Dec 2012
20398 posts
Posted on 9/9/26 at 2:10 pm to
That girl looks like she has been in a fight. Face all lumpy like she took a beating.

If I met her, I would spend every moment pointing out every little or big fault I could find. Might even make some up.
Posted by faraway
Member since Nov 2022
4425 posts
Posted on 9/9/26 at 2:11 pm to
quote:

Assuming this is real of course.
that's a pretty common dating personal. they're all looking for fairytales.
Posted by Free888
Member since Oct 2019
3582 posts
Posted on 9/9/26 at 2:15 pm to
I stopped at cats
Posted by blueboy
Member since Apr 2006
67809 posts
Posted on 9/9/26 at 2:20 pm to
quote:

That girl looks like she has been in a fight. Face all lumpy like she took a beating.

It's called Botox.
Posted by wareaglepete
Siberia
Member since Dec 2012
20398 posts
Posted on 9/9/26 at 2:22 pm to
Girl, you got all these demands running around here with them lumpy botox cheeks. GTFO
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