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Posted on 9/9/26 at 11:02 am to 0
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hobosexuals
Is this a typo or a weird degeneracy i'm not aware of?
I’ve never heard it before, but it sounds like it would mean someone with no financial stability who moves around having sex with different women.
Of course, I could be totally wrong based on some of the other modern jargon I’ve seen.
Posted on 9/9/26 at 11:03 am to blueboy
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Must have most teeth
Hhhheeeyyyyooo!!!!!
Posted on 9/9/26 at 11:05 am to blueboy
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at least 1.3" diameter
Might be the most reasonable demand.
Posted on 9/9/26 at 11:07 am to blueboy
Go buy some kitty litter, sweetheart.
Posted on 9/9/26 at 11:07 am to blueboy
left off: does free dental work. Old girl looks like she nursed on a rebar nipple.
Posted on 9/9/26 at 11:07 am to Darth_Vader
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The men she described there have all been happily married for going on 30 years. That or they’ve reached a point in their life that they don’t want to deal with women like her.
yes and no.....people who "understand dynamics of systemic issues" and still agree with her......yea they usually dont stay married because they are gay
but yea most of the other stuff....yep those guys are 1%ers....they do not give a frick about someone like her because they were snatched up a long time ago.
Posted on 9/9/26 at 11:08 am to biglego
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She wants all the qualities of a successful conservative guy but doesn’t want a conservative guy.
I always enjoy a sip of fine distillation.
Good one.
Posted on 9/9/26 at 11:08 am to biglego
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She wants all the qualities of a successful conservative guy but doesn’t want a conservative guy. She’ll never be happy.
Assuming this is real of course.
100% this
Posted on 9/9/26 at 11:09 am to High C
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I’ve never heard it before, but it sounds like it would mean someone with no financial stability who moves around having sex with different women.
What happened to a good old Player? Gigolo? Cocksman?
Hobosexual. GTFO with that shite.
Posted on 9/9/26 at 11:10 am to blueboy
Hell, I may be interested in this guy myself......no homo.
Posted on 9/9/26 at 11:11 am to lsu777
quote:Or they are 'dating' women 10-15 years younger than her with the same sex drive she is claiming, but perkier assets.
.they do not give a frick about someone like her because they were snatched up a long time ago
Posted on 9/9/26 at 11:12 am to High C
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someone with no financial stability who moves around having sex
Posted on 9/9/26 at 11:12 am to blueboy
Had me going until this
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-burn incense and practice magic
Posted on 9/9/26 at 11:12 am to jbgleason
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What happened to a good old Player? Gigolo? Cocksman?
Hobosexual. GTFO with that shite.
I’m going to go with the term was created by females to further degrade men. But we’re the misogynists in every case.
Posted on 9/9/26 at 11:17 am to blueboy
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-how to permaculture
-want to build a food forest
I don't know what this even means
Posted on 9/9/26 at 11:17 am to biglego
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She wants all the qualities of a successful conservative guy but doesn’t want a conservative guy. She’ll never be happy.
The last chick I dated for a few months had moved to the northeast and became a left leaning moderate. She once mentioned that she couldn't find a guy to date that was masculine and had the same views as her.
Posted on 9/9/26 at 11:17 am to AwesomeSauce
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Or they are 'dating' women 10-15 years younger than her with the same sex drive she is claiming, but perkier assets.
exactly....they certainly are not fricking with a lady with her teeth that is for sure.
she essentially wants a very successful conservative man that meets or exceeds the 666 rule. Ill give her credit for coming down on height to 5'9
but you arent going to find many in shape 666 guys who meet her "dynamics of systemic issues demands"
why? because most guys that fit that category are single alphas or chads that frick with girls in their 20s or they are conservative alphas who have been married for a long time
certainly not into dealing with that bullshite. that goes for guys in the NYC that meet the in shape 666 rule.
why? because most guys in shape lift weights. been shown in study after study that those that lift weights tend to be way more right wing because they understand the hard work=success model. same with those that are 6 figure earners.
the chances she finds someone to meet her demands.....are about 0.00001%
eta: I asked AI to run the numbers, I used her in shape to mean visible 6 pack or under 12% body fat for quick numbers and her "wealth" comment to mean gross income of 200k+
income- ~4.5% of males gross 200k + in the US
height- 5'9" is average for adult male in US so roughly 50-56% of men can meet this demand
Bodyfat- considering 73% of adult males are classified as overweight or obese...looking at roughly 2% of the male population has a bodyfat under 12% or a visible 6 pack
Penis size- her 1.3" diameter = ~4.08" circumference or girth....this is actually well below average of 4.59 where roughly 75-80% of men meet this. But then she threw in the 7" length which is 98.5- 99% so ~1% of men meet this
add it up and roughly 1 in 160,000 men meet this criteria or 0.0006% of men in the USA
add it up and there are roughly only 800-1300 men in the USA meet only these requirements....chances of meeting the other bring it down to roughly under 500 total men in the whole US
btw this does not account for single or age...so say factor that in plus say she wants white males
age is only 27-29% fit here criteria of 36-52
race is 58-62% of males
marital status- single....33-38% of men in that age range are single
factor everything in and you are looking at 25-45 men in the whole USA that meet the criteria before you even get into the emotional liberal bullshite
that bitch better get more cats because the 50 or so men that meet her needs.....yea they are not going after her arse for sure
This post was edited on 9/9/26 at 11:36 am
Posted on 9/9/26 at 11:18 am to blueboy
No group of three random men who combined their resources would meet her demands, but she’s probably just a closeted lesbian so it doesn’t really matter.
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