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re: 50 year old woman has a few dating demands

Posted on 9/9/26 at 11:01 am to
Posted by dyslexiateechur
Louisiana
Member since Jan 2009
36817 posts
Posted on 9/9/26 at 11:01 am to
quote:

hobosexuals


Is a guy who doesn’t work and dates in order to have a place to live.
Posted by High C
viewing the fall....
Member since Nov 2012
62410 posts
Posted on 9/9/26 at 11:02 am to
quote:

hobosexuals

Is this a typo or a weird degeneracy i'm not aware of?


I’ve never heard it before, but it sounds like it would mean someone with no financial stability who moves around having sex with different women.

Of course, I could be totally wrong based on some of the other modern jargon I’ve seen.
Posted by Bamawaterfowl
Mississippi
Member since Aug 2017
986 posts
Posted on 9/9/26 at 11:03 am to
quote:

Must have most teeth



Hhhheeeyyyyooo!!!!!
Posted by BayouBandit24
Member since Aug 2010
17296 posts
Posted on 9/9/26 at 11:05 am to
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at least 1.3" diameter


Might be the most reasonable demand.
Posted by FistFest
Baton Rouge, LA
Member since Apr 2019
288 posts
Posted on 9/9/26 at 11:07 am to
Go buy some kitty litter, sweetheart.
Posted by SemperFiDawg
Member since Sep 2014
4367 posts
Posted on 9/9/26 at 11:07 am to
left off: does free dental work. Old girl looks like she nursed on a rebar nipple.
Posted by lsu777
Lake Charles
Member since Jan 2004
38990 posts
Posted on 9/9/26 at 11:07 am to
quote:

The men she described there have all been happily married for going on 30 years. That or they’ve reached a point in their life that they don’t want to deal with women like her.



yes and no.....people who "understand dynamics of systemic issues" and still agree with her......yea they usually dont stay married because they are gay

but yea most of the other stuff....yep those guys are 1%ers....they do not give a frick about someone like her because they were snatched up a long time ago.
Posted by Sams Crow
Idaho
Member since Apr 2026
653 posts
Posted on 9/9/26 at 11:08 am to
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She wants all the qualities of a successful conservative guy but doesn’t want a conservative guy.

I always enjoy a sip of fine distillation.
Good one.
Posted by lsu777
Lake Charles
Member since Jan 2004
38990 posts
Posted on 9/9/26 at 11:08 am to
quote:


She wants all the qualities of a successful conservative guy but doesn’t want a conservative guy. She’ll never be happy.

Assuming this is real of course.


100% this
Posted by jbgleason
Bailed out of BTR to God's Country
Member since Mar 2012
20482 posts
Posted on 9/9/26 at 11:09 am to
quote:

I’ve never heard it before, but it sounds like it would mean someone with no financial stability who moves around having sex with different women.


What happened to a good old Player? Gigolo? Cocksman?

Hobosexual. GTFO with that shite.
Posted by LegendInMyMind
Member since Apr 2019
76475 posts
Posted on 9/9/26 at 11:10 am to
Hell, I may be interested in this guy myself......no homo.
Posted by CantStandYou
…….
Member since Nov 2023
54 posts
Posted on 9/9/26 at 11:10 am to
Gross
Posted by AwesomeSauce
Das Boot
Member since May 2015
11693 posts
Posted on 9/9/26 at 11:11 am to
quote:

.they do not give a frick about someone like her because they were snatched up a long time ago
Or they are 'dating' women 10-15 years younger than her with the same sex drive she is claiming, but perkier assets.
Posted by Stat M Repairman
Member since Jun 2023
3530 posts
Posted on 9/9/26 at 11:12 am to

quote:

someone with no financial stability who moves around having sex


Posted by The Pirate King
Pangu
Member since May 2014
70197 posts
Posted on 9/9/26 at 11:12 am to
Had me going until this
quote:

-burn incense and practice magic
Posted by High C
viewing the fall....
Member since Nov 2012
62410 posts
Posted on 9/9/26 at 11:12 am to
quote:

What happened to a good old Player? Gigolo? Cocksman?

Hobosexual. GTFO with that shite.


I’m going to go with the term was created by females to further degrade men. But we’re the misogynists in every case.
Posted by Kcrad
Diamondhead
Member since Nov 2010
68778 posts
Posted on 9/9/26 at 11:17 am to
quote:

-how to permaculture
-want to build a food forest


I don't know what this even means
Posted by LSU Grad Alabama Fan
369 Cardboard Box Lane
Member since Nov 2019
14484 posts
Posted on 9/9/26 at 11:17 am to
quote:

She wants all the qualities of a successful conservative guy but doesn’t want a conservative guy. She’ll never be happy.



The last chick I dated for a few months had moved to the northeast and became a left leaning moderate. She once mentioned that she couldn't find a guy to date that was masculine and had the same views as her.
Posted by lsu777
Lake Charles
Member since Jan 2004
38990 posts
Posted on 9/9/26 at 11:17 am to
quote:

Or they are 'dating' women 10-15 years younger than her with the same sex drive she is claiming, but perkier assets.


exactly....they certainly are not fricking with a lady with her teeth that is for sure.

she essentially wants a very successful conservative man that meets or exceeds the 666 rule. Ill give her credit for coming down on height to 5'9

but you arent going to find many in shape 666 guys who meet her "dynamics of systemic issues demands"

why? because most guys that fit that category are single alphas or chads that frick with girls in their 20s or they are conservative alphas who have been married for a long time

certainly not into dealing with that bullshite. that goes for guys in the NYC that meet the in shape 666 rule.

why? because most guys in shape lift weights. been shown in study after study that those that lift weights tend to be way more right wing because they understand the hard work=success model. same with those that are 6 figure earners.

the chances she finds someone to meet her demands.....are about 0.00001%


eta: I asked AI to run the numbers, I used her in shape to mean visible 6 pack or under 12% body fat for quick numbers and her "wealth" comment to mean gross income of 200k+

income- ~4.5% of males gross 200k + in the US

height- 5'9" is average for adult male in US so roughly 50-56% of men can meet this demand

Bodyfat- considering 73% of adult males are classified as overweight or obese...looking at roughly 2% of the male population has a bodyfat under 12% or a visible 6 pack

Penis size- her 1.3" diameter = ~4.08" circumference or girth....this is actually well below average of 4.59 where roughly 75-80% of men meet this. But then she threw in the 7" length which is 98.5- 99% so ~1% of men meet this

add it up and roughly 1 in 160,000 men meet this criteria or 0.0006% of men in the USA

add it up and there are roughly only 800-1300 men in the USA meet only these requirements....chances of meeting the other bring it down to roughly under 500 total men in the whole US

btw this does not account for single or age...so say factor that in plus say she wants white males

age is only 27-29% fit here criteria of 36-52
race is 58-62% of males
marital status- single....33-38% of men in that age range are single

factor everything in and you are looking at 25-45 men in the whole USA that meet the criteria before you even get into the emotional liberal bullshite

that bitch better get more cats because the 50 or so men that meet her needs.....yea they are not going after her arse for sure


This post was edited on 9/9/26 at 11:36 am
Posted by LSUtoBOOT
Member since Aug 2012
21404 posts
Posted on 9/9/26 at 11:18 am to
No group of three random men who combined their resources would meet her demands, but she’s probably just a closeted lesbian so it doesn’t really matter.
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