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re: 50 year old woman has a few dating demands

Posted on 9/9/26 at 11:19 am to
Posted by blueboy
Member since Apr 2006
67085 posts
Posted on 9/9/26 at 11:19 am to
quote:

hobosexuals


Is this a typo or a weird degeneracy i'm not aware of?
Posted by Bestbank Tiger
Premium Member
Member since Jan 2005
82739 posts
Posted on 9/9/26 at 11:20 am to
Female Delusion Calculator just had an overflow error.
Posted by LSU Grad Alabama Fan
369 Cardboard Box Lane
Member since Nov 2019
14482 posts
Posted on 9/9/26 at 11:20 am to
quote:

She's not as hot as she thinks she is .

#Nothardly


She has probably hooked up with some attractive guys and thought that was her threshold for a long time partner.
This post was edited on 9/9/26 at 11:26 am
Posted by WWII Collector
Member since Oct 2018
9333 posts
Posted on 9/9/26 at 11:25 am to
She used to dance at the strip club across town by the name of Candice. She did that until she was 35...
Posted by LSUFanHouston
NOLA
Member since Jul 2009
41787 posts
Posted on 9/9/26 at 11:26 am to
So she wants a real man who is also a soy boy.
Posted by mfabache
Member since Jan 2022
101 posts
Posted on 9/9/26 at 11:27 am to
Future lesbian.
Posted by teke184
Zachary, LA
Member since Jan 2007
105330 posts
Posted on 9/9/26 at 11:27 am to
Honey, an 18 year old with good looks can demand shite.

A 50 year old who looks like her face got smashed in? Not so much.
Posted by guzziguy
Lake Forest
Member since Jun 2022
1137 posts
Posted on 9/9/26 at 11:31 am to
I was like blah blah blah, yada yada yada...

Then came across this:
-burn incense and practice magic

WTF?
Posted by blueboy
Member since Apr 2006
67085 posts
Posted on 9/9/26 at 11:33 am to
quote:

but she’s probably just a closeted lesbian so it doesn’t really matter.
She's a used-up party girl who has jumped on so many dicks that no man will ever live up to her stated demands.
Posted by caro81
Member since Jul 2017
6615 posts
Posted on 9/9/26 at 11:33 am to
hope she doesnt mind being single for just a little longer.
Posted by Jor Jor The Dinosaur
Chicago, IL
Member since Nov 2014
7615 posts
Posted on 9/9/26 at 11:36 am to
quote:

Must have most teeth
Odd concession when everything else is hard line.
Posted by lsu777
Lake Charles
Member since Jan 2004
38990 posts
Posted on 9/9/26 at 11:38 am to
so i got AI to look at it

factor in her demands for

age
height
income(200k+)
marital status
race(assumed white)
in shape-(6 pack or below 12% bodyfat)
penis size


yea roughly 40-50 men max in the whole united states that meet her demands


buy some fricking cats lady
Posted by Cosmo
glassman's guest house
Member since Oct 2003
132880 posts
Posted on 9/9/26 at 11:38 am to
This is fake
Posted by jizzle6609
Houston
Member since Jul 2009
21447 posts
Posted on 9/9/26 at 11:38 am to
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exactly....they certainly are not fricking with a lady with her teeth that is for sure.


She can crack two ice cold bottled beers at a time baw.
This post was edited on 9/9/26 at 11:41 am
Posted by LCA131
Home of the Fake Sig lines
Member since Feb 2008
77781 posts
Posted on 9/9/26 at 11:39 am to
quote:

This is fake


No shite, Lt. Columbo.
Posted by caro81
Member since Jul 2017
6615 posts
Posted on 9/9/26 at 11:40 am to
quote:


This is fake


definitely. But you know there are some real ones out there that arent that far off from this absurdity.
Posted by dallastiger55
Jennings, LA
Member since Jan 2010
35282 posts
Posted on 9/9/26 at 11:41 am to
there was a girl on a dating show my wife and I watched last year that said a guy must be 9 inches erect for her to date him. lol

So i guess its all black dudes. What if you hit it off and he's only 8?
Posted by Bamadog75
Alabama
Member since Mar 2017
1783 posts
Posted on 9/9/26 at 11:44 am to
quote:

Must have most teeth, and good oral


Posted by jizzle6609
Houston
Member since Jul 2009
21447 posts
Posted on 9/9/26 at 11:49 am to
She has Simple Jack teeth.
Posted by Upperdecker
St. George, LA
Member since Nov 2014
33972 posts
Posted on 9/9/26 at 11:50 am to
Weird that she has very specific penis dimension requirements
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