Defenseiskey

[quote]Crime in Monroe is getting out of control. Lafayette is booming, but so is the Northshore. Once the pussies here realize the economic impact the tracking operations will have, I won't leave. All of the public schools are great and there is zero crime. Laffy can't offer that for me at this tim...

[quote]Don't know about Ascension or Tuerlings, but I doubt you're going to get your kids in STM unless they are star athletes. That's the only reason we started ours at St. Pius so they will be guaranteed a spot at STM. I'm assuming the OP is not catholic, so this will be another strike against you...

I grew up there. Not a terrible place, just not my cup of tea. There's plenty of opportunities for mortgage bankers. There's tens of banks there that have there production offices in the city. Neighborhood wise: There's really only two options if you want your kids in public schools. Youngsvil...

Dollar Shave Club Zappos Costco My local Credit Union...

She was really awkward looking when she was young. Her and Reese Witherspoon seemed to have gotten better looking with age....

Astro's Game Go to a 24-hour Mexican place Pick up a cougar at Leon's Lounge That's all I got....

[quote]I'm in Nola. Think I left my doors unlocked .[/quote] I grew up in South LA and got more things stolen from me when I was living in a supposedly "safe" area of Shreveport than BR or NOLA....

Never been, but one of my buddies from Houston got a chicana pregnant. She moved in with her mother in McAllen and he flipped his lid. Apparently it's not a very safe city....

Drugs....find a decent looking chica? :dunno: ...

Get a sales job at a car dealership and move your way up. Other than that, move to Texas or Louisiana and work in oil....

[i]What a racist! He told people it was THEIR fault![/i]...

Best: Vacation to Santa Marta, Colombia Worst: Moscow Most surprising: Lima, Peru. Really nice town with nice people and lots of things to do. Thought Peru was going to be a craphole....

Miss Texas, Florida, and North Carolina...

I prefer Anna Camp. I actually prefer brunettes but there's something about Anna Kendrick that throws me off, it's her mannerisms....

[quote]I hate you so much you lucky bastard. [/quote] I got very lucky. I have a bunch of 3rd and 4th cousins in Germany who are very excited to see me and have rooms available....

Spending a week in Germany. Visiting my grandparent's hometown near Munich. Anybody got recommendations of something to do besides beer? Best beer lounges? Oh, and yes, GERMANS...

[quote][img]http://i.imgur.com/LCE7l0b.jpg[/img][/quote] Sweet Mary Mother of Jesus. She's my definition of a 9.5...

Yeah, gyms and plastic surgery is a growth industry in Colombia so the women tend to look pretty good well into their 40's. Also, their diet isn't as rich in fat as it is in Mexico or Puerto Rico....

[img]http://blogs.miaminewtimes.com/cultist/sofia_vergara_butt_shot.jpg[/img] I fell in love after she posted this on twitter. She's in my top 5....

Nantahala River in Bryson City,North Carolina. It's somewhere halfway between Smoky National Park and Asheville....