50 year old woman has a few dating demands

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Looking for a sexy husband. Must be able to clean the house, watch all the cats and feed them, cook healthy clean eating recipes. Excellent personal hygiene is a must. Must want to do physical activities like running, bike riding, hiking and going to the gym. Has a good job and is generous with his wealth.

Must be intelligent and understand the dynamics of systemic issues like Patriarchy, misogyny, racism, and human rights. Respectful of everyone, down to earth and humble. Does not participate in unhealthy misogynistic boy clubs. Does not put their friends before their partner.

Not a player, but someone who respects other people's boundaries and who is honest with themselves and others. No hobosexuals or freeloaders. Must have a job and life goals. Has a high sex drive, but is monogamous by nature.

Height >5'9". Must have most teeth, and good oral hygiene. Package must be at least 1.3" diameter and 7" erect.

Does not support maga or trump period. I don't want to deal with that kind of insecure homophobic misogynistic lack of real masculinity.

Rarely drinks, does not smoke cigarettes. Must be able to do some heavy lifting and reaching to high shelves. Must be willing to relocate.

Is not addicted to video games or obsessed with movie characters, so no Disney or marvel people, no comicon or any of that stuff. I need someone connected to reality.

Bonus points if you
-do woodworking or welding or build stuff
-know how to fix cars
-are good at investing
-how to permaculture
-want to build a food forest
-want to open a cafe
-burn incense and practice magic
-enjoy bass music and rap/ listen to everything
-play instruments or make art
-read non fiction books
I don't want to have any more kids because of the risks since women's healthcare has become illegal, but I don't care if you have any. I have one.
Must be sexy and within or close (plus or minus 2)to the ages of 38 to 50.
If you don't meet basically all of these standards don't apply.

Everyone is allowed to have standards and preferences. These are mine. I know I'm looking for a unicorn in a sea of jackasses, but if I don't find exactly this, I'd actually be happier alone. I have enough experience now to know that this is what I want.

Remember, even if you meet all of these standards I still have to be attracted to you. If you comment unrelated cry baby man stuff I'll just delete it. Anyone else just send me a message to apply

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