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Posted on 9/9/26 at 2:37 pm to High C
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I’ve never heard it before, but it sounds like it would mean someone with no financial stability who moves around having sex with different women.
I thought it was someone who is attracted to homeless people.
Posted on 9/9/26 at 3:12 pm to Mung
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Hello pot, this is kettle…
GFY, I'm cute as hell.
Posted on 9/9/26 at 4:18 pm to Ace Midnight
Lolol
Posted on 9/9/26 at 6:05 pm to blueboy
Apparently she likes a pencil dick. Good news for me.
Posted on 9/9/26 at 6:17 pm to wareaglepete
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Might even make some up.
That won't be necessary
Posted on 9/9/26 at 6:31 pm to YungFO
Apparently she likes a pencil dick. Good news for me
YungFO
Checks out
YungFO
Checks out
Posted on 9/9/26 at 7:09 pm to blueboy
lmao what a stupid crusty old washed up trick she is
ladies take note, when you're past your prime, nobody wants you unless you're rich
ladies take note, when you're past your prime, nobody wants you unless you're rich
Posted on 9/9/26 at 7:33 pm to YungFO
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Apparently she likes a pencil dick. Good news for me.
She’s stupid. She’s going off what she knows and hoping for longer. Giver her that thick hog and then tell her to hit the bricks.
Posted on 9/9/26 at 7:49 pm to blueboy
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No hobosexuals
Seems pretty harsh on hobo's with a libido.
Poor guys just tryin to survive on the road.
Posted on 9/9/26 at 7:54 pm to blueboy
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Looking for a sexy husband.
Dang, I am out from the start
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Must be able to clean the house, watch all the cats, feed them, and cook them in healthy clean eating recipes.
Hide Yo Cats!
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Excellent personal hygiene is a must.
I take a bath once a year wether I need it or not.
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Must want to do physical activities like running, bike riding, hiking and going to the gym.
Lost me there, I want the Big 3 in exercising ...
Dancin'
Romancin'
Runnin buck neckkid with the hounds at night and howling at the moon
Posted on 9/9/26 at 7:59 pm to Snipe
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I'm pretty sure you can not have both.
Alabama & Tennessee are out if she wants more than a toof.
Posted on 9/9/26 at 8:07 pm to The Pirate King
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-burn incense and practice magic
I dated a witch at least once. Think she was a brown witch or green witch. She came from hill people stock and had critters of all sorts around her. Into forrest life and natural stuff there for eatin and medicine. Said she cast a love spell on me when we met. Almost married her, so who to say?
Posted on 9/9/26 at 8:09 pm to biglego
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She wants all the qualities of a successful conservative guy but doesn’t want a conservative guy. She’ll never be happy
It really is incredible. She can pinpoint all the bad qualities of a liberal man, but doesn’t have the ability to want something better. Astonishing really.
Posted on 9/9/26 at 8:14 pm to Cheese Grits
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I dated a witch at least once. Think she was a brown witch or green witch.
The hell does any of that mean?
At first I read brown witch and thought you meant she was ethnic and was like that’s an odd way to put that but then I read green witch and thought oh man there’s a lot going on here.
This post was edited on 9/9/26 at 8:15 pm
Posted on 9/9/26 at 8:18 pm to blueboy
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Bonus points if you
-do woodworking or welding or build stuff
-know how to fix cars
-are good at investing
-how to permaculture
-want to build a food forest
-want to open a cafe
-burn incense and practice magic
-enjoy bass music and rap/ listen to everything
-play instruments or make art
-read non fiction books
I don't want to have any more kids because of the risks since women's healthcare has become illegal, but I don't care if you have any. I have one.
Must be sexy and within or close (plus or minus 2)to the ages of 38 to 50.
If you don't meet basically all of these standards don't apply.
Welp she ruled out all of the cattle ranchers. None of them have time for all of that
Posted on 9/9/26 at 8:18 pm to blueboy
Beggars can't be choosers
Posted on 9/9/26 at 8:20 pm to tide06
Witches group by color
Black is the ones most hear about
White
Green
Red
Brown
Blue
Etc.
Never really understood it all but Brown and Green ones were about nature and critters from what I could tell being around her. Made all kinds of stuff but I do miss the soap she used make. Got you clean and smelled really good, but not in a way store bought soap does.
Posted on 9/9/26 at 8:22 pm to blueboy
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50 year old woman has a few dating demands
This is why I date older women in their 80's and 90's
Whole lot less demanding when you are the last man standing and your competition is takin the dirt nap.
Posted on 9/9/26 at 10:19 pm to blueboy
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Height >5'9"
That leaves out Louisiana
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Must have most teeth
And Arkansas and Alabama
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