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re: 50 year old woman has a few dating demands

Posted on 9/9/26 at 11:54 am to
Posted by GeauxTigers0107
We Coming
Member since Oct 2009
11176 posts
Posted on 9/9/26 at 11:54 am to
TYFYS
Posted by jdd48
Baton Rouge
Member since Jan 2012
24107 posts
Posted on 9/9/26 at 11:57 am to
"Must be intelligent and understand the dynamics of systemic issues like Patriarchy, misogyny, racism, and human rights. "

First and only red flag you need. This chick will nag you into suicide.
Posted by jizzle6609
Houston
Member since Jul 2009
21450 posts
Posted on 9/9/26 at 11:58 am to
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First and only red flag you need. This chick will nag you into suicide.


And the chances are she’s uneducated trying to sound intelligent.
Posted by CocomoLSU
Inside your dome.
Member since Feb 2004
157467 posts
Posted on 9/9/26 at 11:59 am to
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watch all the cats and feed them

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is generous with his wealth

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systemic issues like Patriarchy, misogyny, racism

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someone who respects other people's boundaries



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Does not support maga or trump period. I don't want to deal with that kind of insecure homophobic misogynistic lack of real masculinity.


Is she insinuating that liberal men are masculine?


This is very obviously not real at all. But it's pretty funny though.
Posted by JayVegas702
Las Vegas
Member since Oct 2025
1100 posts
Posted on 9/9/26 at 12:04 pm to
quote:

800-1300 men in the USA meet only these requirements....


Yeah, and they're all here in the ot lounge
Posted by Shooter
Baton Rouge
Member since Dec 2007
9494 posts
Posted on 9/9/26 at 12:08 pm to
She might want work on herself before she tries to have standards. WOOF
Posted by UptownJoeBrown
Baton Rouge
Member since Jul 2024
12266 posts
Posted on 9/9/26 at 12:09 pm to
So wtf is she bringing to the table? Bitching?
Posted by Weekend Warrior79
Member since Aug 2014
22343 posts
Posted on 9/9/26 at 12:10 pm to
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I need someone connected to reality.

So do all of the men that meet 1/2 of that checklist
Posted by The Torch
DFW The Dub
Member since Aug 2014
30763 posts
Posted on 9/9/26 at 12:12 pm to
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watch all the cats and feed them


First line and out


Fook Cats
Posted by Weekend Warrior79
Member since Aug 2014
22343 posts
Posted on 9/9/26 at 12:13 pm to
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So wtf is she bringing to the table? Bitching?

Sounds like sex, broken down home and car, her future employment at a cafe, voodoo and burning incense, shitty music, and a bunch of cats
Posted by Raoul Stimulato
Hale Bopp Comet
Member since Sep 2022
2647 posts
Posted on 9/9/26 at 12:16 pm to
She looks like she might have

bad breath and a flappy coochie

I’d take a blowie and motorboat

But that is all
This post was edited on 9/9/26 at 12:17 pm
Posted by LanierSpots
Gulf of America / Sarasota FL
Member since Sep 2010
72011 posts
Posted on 9/9/26 at 12:28 pm to
Literally the anti-Lanier




I have no shot




This post was edited on 9/9/26 at 12:29 pm
Posted by tigerinexile
The greatest parish
Member since Sep 2004
1708 posts
Posted on 9/9/26 at 12:31 pm to
I bet they’re lining up for that
Posted by East Coast Band
Member since Nov 2010
67094 posts
Posted on 9/9/26 at 12:34 pm to
I mean, she is a blue eyed blonde. I thought that was bonus points for the OT
Looks like the photo hasn't been filtered/ photoshopped. So she is what she is..
We have all seen worse, especially for her age.
But we've seen better too, though.
Posted by MRTigerFan
Baton Rouge
Member since Sep 2008
7443 posts
Posted on 9/9/26 at 12:35 pm to
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Must be able to clean the house, watch all the cats and feed them

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and understand the dynamics of systemic issues like Patriarchy, misogyny, racism, and human rights. Respectful of everyone, down to earth and humble. Does not participate in unhealthy misogynistic boy clubs.


and

quote:

No hobosexuals


Does not compute. Talk about contradictory statements.
Posted by nicholastiger
Member since Jan 2004
57566 posts
Posted on 9/9/26 at 12:37 pm to
not guilty

unfortunately I would fail the rarely drinks requirement
Posted by Hogwarts
Arkansas, USA
Member since Sep 2015
18419 posts
Posted on 9/9/26 at 12:38 pm to
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Has a good job and is generous with his wealth.



quote:

Black dudes are lining up.





Posted by Sus-Scrofa
Member since Feb 2013
11487 posts
Posted on 9/9/26 at 12:39 pm to
Lady’s post better have ended with “and I have inherited a half billion dollars” or she’s in for a long search.
Posted by Wraytex
San Antonio - Gonzales
Member since Jun 2020
4333 posts
Posted on 9/9/26 at 12:40 pm to
No thanks being sequestered with her would be punishment enough
Posted by Tarps99
Lafourche Parish
Member since Apr 2017
13509 posts
Posted on 9/9/26 at 12:41 pm to
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Height >5'9". Must have most teeth, and good oral hygiene. Package must be at least 1.3" diameter and 7" erect.


That knocks out about 99% of the OT posters.
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