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re: 50 year old woman has a few dating demands

Posted on 9/10/26 at 2:11 am to
Posted by RustyDaDog
BAOK
Member since Mar 2023
1168 posts
Posted on 9/10/26 at 2:11 am to
She lost me at catS I’m surprised her hair isn’t pink or blue
Posted by jizzle6609
Houston
Member since Jul 2009
21478 posts
Posted on 9/10/26 at 2:15 am to
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4 cubbies


I wonder how many hijabs she owns now.
Posted by olddawg26
Member since Jan 2013
27070 posts
Posted on 9/10/26 at 2:16 am to
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Must have most teeth


This is by far the weirdest part tbh
Posted by BK Lounge
Member since 1978
Member since Nov 2021
5538 posts
Posted on 9/10/26 at 2:22 am to
Chicks like that were one of the primary motivators for me to leave the US.. I find the women here in Southeast Asia to be (generally) far more kind and affectionate.. not to mention beautiful, and they tend to age very well, and take care of themselves.. just always make sure to do an adams apple check, and a package check- to be on the safe side .
Posted by PJinAtl
Atlanta
Member since Nov 2007
14800 posts
Posted on 9/10/26 at 4:32 am to
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I'd give a high five to the guy who takes on that project only to hit it and quit it

And puts on a MAGA hat as he leaves.
Posted by Ghost Hog
Earth
Member since May 2015
510 posts
Posted on 9/10/26 at 7:55 am to
You in the Philippines or Thailand?
Posted by BK Lounge
Member since 1978
Member since Nov 2021
5538 posts
Posted on 9/10/26 at 8:03 am to
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You in the Philippines or Thailand?





Yes .



J/k .. ive lived in both places, as well as others in SE Asia.. and on a couple different continents .. as I type this, im currently in Thailand .. my favorite though are Filipina women .. I find them to be affectionate and warm, not to mention beautiful.. however , they dont age as well as Thai women (generally) .. I attribute it to the atrocious diet, and god-awful food, in the Philippines .


Posted by BrianKellysbuyout
Member since Nov 2025
2275 posts
Posted on 9/10/26 at 8:13 am to
She better be able to suck the chrome off of a trailer hitch if she wants half of that stuff. Most importantly, what she is looking for she won't find unless she's okay with MAGA, in which case she needs to shut up about politics completely.
Posted by Shamoan
Member since Feb 2019
14317 posts
Posted on 9/10/26 at 9:00 am to
here is my list:




-must not have teeth like a jackolantern.




oops. i guess she is disqualified.
Posted by SuperSaint
Sorting Out OT BS Since '2007'
Member since Sep 2007
151797 posts
Posted on 9/10/26 at 9:07 am to
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doesnt these chokers signal that she enjoys buttstuff?
Posted by blueboy
Member since Apr 2006
67199 posts
Posted on 9/10/26 at 9:14 am to
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doesnt these chokers signal that she enjoys buttstuff?

Dunno. I'm not up on my buttsex wardrobe codes.
Posted by Ghost Hog
Earth
Member since May 2015
510 posts
Posted on 9/10/26 at 9:36 am to
I spent about 3 months in PI for work back in 2014. You are right- the food is horrible.
Posted by ole man
Baton Rouge
Member since Nov 2007
18865 posts
Posted on 9/10/26 at 10:15 am to
This broad is what’s wrong with most women today she thinks she the cats meow while most men probly think she just a notch above shite. Whatever that is
Posted by OscarTheGrouch
Louisiana
Member since Feb 2006
6043 posts
Posted on 9/10/26 at 10:21 am to
Not one word about a church-going man. But looking at all her demands, most Christian men would stay away from someone like her
Posted by KiwiHead
Auckland, NZ
Member since Jul 2014
38906 posts
Posted on 9/10/26 at 10:52 am to
The whole package thing would DQ most posters here.
Posted by blueboy
Member since Apr 2006
67199 posts
Posted on 9/10/26 at 11:14 am to
quote:

I find the women here in Southeast Asia to be (generally) far more kind and affectionate
Well done, Captain Kalergi
quote:

and they tend to age very well
No they fricking don't.
Posted by arrowmaffia
Member since Sep 2026
1 post
Posted on 9/10/26 at 11:24 am to
sounds like she wants to date one of the dudes on the VIEW!
Posted by NytroBud
LaFayette
Member since Jun 2009
6309 posts
Posted on 9/10/26 at 11:52 am to
Coochie probably worn out and looks like she was split with an Axe
Posted by wareaglepete
Siberia
Member since Dec 2012
19824 posts
Posted on 9/10/26 at 12:10 pm to
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The whole package thing would DQ most posters here.


What if you got more on one aspect but a little short on the other? Trade off factor?


Also, looks like she’s got a little gin blossom going.
Posted by lake chuck fan
Vinton
Member since Aug 2011
25148 posts
Posted on 9/10/26 at 1:18 pm to
Sooooooo, I'm assuming with all her demands, ANYTHING is allowed sexually???
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